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Merged: Kill me now (or Brett Favre, either way)

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Dee, Aug 4, 2011.

  1. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    For the guys who don't like Serena, it's okay to be gay

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  2. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Or...nothing ventured, nothing lost.
     
  3. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Ahhh, that's my sweety. MC Jr, stay down, it is just a photo.

    Thank you Ike.

    I guess that should silence those ignorant bellends. :chuckle:
     
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  4. Sceeto

    Sceeto Well-Known Member

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    Oh man!! That's so sweet!! That would be one wild f 'n ride!! :up:
     
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  5. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Especially when you find out there's a ***** on the other side.
     
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  6. Dee

    Dee New Member

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    Can we please take down the pictures of beached whales and get back to talking about football?
     
  7. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    Thank God. I had a feeling this was the Sun Sentinal doing nothing more than "hey, you know what....what if...Brett Favre?" Had Favre retired 4 years ago, he would have been remembered as one of the greatest quarterbacks ever, but with the shenanigans he pulled the last few years, whenever his name is brought up, you get the reaction that we seem to be reading on the boards here.
     
  8. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    I'd be scared to death that she would start talking in a satanic voice, squeeze her inner muscles together really hard and ***RIP*** Mr Chubby from my body!!! :sidelol:
     
  9. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    :yes:
     
  10. MarinePhinFan

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    I threw up in my mouth....
     
  11. MarinePhinFan

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    I bet Serena's ***** is bigger than KingMo's....

    And before anyone asks...No, I haven't seen it, but his mom visits me on a regular basis and she said it was 3 months after he was born before they knew he was a boy. They used to call him QueenMo.
     
  12. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    Again, it's okay to be gay. No need to get down on Serena for that.
     
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  13. Dee

    Dee New Member

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    Hey, you're the one who wants to do it with LaVarr Arrington. I wouldn't be calling other dudes gay.
     
  14. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    A real woman like Serena would be too much for these shrinking violets. They prefer frail little women with bodies like 12 year old boys.
     
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  15. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    You wish there was, but that's ok, to each his own.
     
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  16. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    See, this is why some people push for Eugenics. It's not my cup of tea, but I sometimes get where they're coming from.
     
  17. Dee

    Dee New Member

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    I prefer women like the one in my avatar, ones with soft feminine features, big ****, heart-shaped booties and muscles smaller than mine.
     
  18. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    All those characteristics apply to Serena from my perspective. If Serena's athletic musculature seems physically intimidating I can understand your fear and trepidation. Hey for the record, Kate is my cup o' tea too. I sure would never kick her out of bed for eating crackers. Then again I wouldn't with Serena either, or Simona even though she has only 34Cs now rather than 34DDs.
     
  19. Dee

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    Sorry dude, but big biceps and broad shoulders are just a turnoff. And they're neither soft nor feminine. Every time I see Serena, I see Wesley Snipes in that movie where he and Patrick Swayze dressed in drag.
     
  20. Dee

    Dee New Member

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    Noxeema Jackson. HA! That's what I'm going to start calling Serena. Noxeema Williams.

    While I don't think Venus is that pretty, she actually has woman's body.
     
  21. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    They don't seem big or broad to me, just well defined, shapely, and toned. I just like athletic women. Had a real thing for Florence Griffith-Joyner back in the day too. To each their own. Like I said, Kate is totally fine too.

    To compare her to Wesley Snipes in drag is myopic and insulting and really off base from any objective perspective.
     
  22. Dee

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    Well I said she looked like a drag queen, so it was meant to be insulting. I don't like waifish women either. I like women with curves. Upton has curves. I love me some Vida Guerra. Hell, just about any of them video hoes will do. But there's a difference between a woman being thick and voluptuous and a woman just being bulky and muscular. I love big **** and a big bumper, but muscles not so much.
     
  23. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Do you derive some kind of perverse gratification by insulting Serena?
     
  24. ToddsPhins

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    Kill you now??
     
  25. Puka-head

    Puka-head My2nd Fav team:___vs Jets Club Member

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    Ya'll are givin me a headache in my eye. And getting Favred would not be the same as getting killed cuz that MFers immortal. Like the freaking undead. Bretty freakin Favre??? Are you kidding me, really, its so bad we are talking about Bretty, unretiring, again!!!


    I need a Xanax, and a beer.

    And then I'm going to the mountains to learn how to talk to bears, **** this ****.
     
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