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There is no honor in making such an easy joke.

 

Rex: "And then I sucked her pinky toe."

 

"Well, I haven't seen it in 17 years, but I think it's about this big."

 

Combined , we are both this big ... you get hs girls , I get off on toes ...it doesn't matter!

 

Sanchez: "How does that feel, Rexie?"
Rex: "Getting warmer, your about that close"

 

This one is even better!

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/08/15/mark-sanchez-is-going-to-take-grief-for-this/

 

Toejam: Its whats for dinner!

 

He looks like a buffed Mark Anthony and that still isn't any good ...

 

Groucho Marx Impressionists Riffing

 

I found this to be absolutely priceless:

Not that there's anything wrong with it, although I think he probably misses Rip Taylor more than Jason Taylor.

Sanchez es muy macho

 

There we go! got it!

 

tHIS IS OUR CHANCE OF MAKING THE PLAYOFFS THIS SEASON

 

Mrs. Rip Taylor you meant?

 

Winner!

 

Ryan: I am this close to ripping off your shoes and sucking your toes.
Sanchez: Great timing coach. I just had a pedicure.

 

Spread my butt cheeks this much more and you'll find that glory hole baby!

Go ahead...........treat yourself.

 

YEAH coach!!.... is that the spot, you dirty f@%#er?!!!
Almost there, Mark, almost there.













That's a finger in the butt reference in case you dummies didn't get it.

 

Is that a Mexican bubble bath?

 

What will you give me if i put on my sexy boy toy out fit?

 

C'mon coach, you've seen me eat a hot dog on the sidelines...you know I can do it. Look, I can get it AND my mouthpiece in there.

 

.....

 

Rex: "I talked with that 16-year-old you banged .... she said it was this big!"

 

Rexxy - "Hey Brady....Sanchez told me your pecker is only thisssss big!!"

Sanchez - "Good one Coach...Good one...You sure got him on......................hey........wait a minute!!!"

 

Justin Bieber? Really? C'mon, it can't be more than this big. Probably about the size of his big toe. Ummmmmm, toes.