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Coaches Blame- Fact, Fiction, and Fun

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Southbeach, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. Southbeach

    Southbeach Banned

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    Here's a thread to blame coaches for everything Dolphin, and the rest of mankind for some. It is meant to be serious, as well as comical, depending on one's perspective. For example-

    Sparano hand picked Columbo, and he SUCKS. OL coach? Yeah right. LOL

    My wife blames Tony for money lost, betting on the Phins. She has not gone shopping in 4 weeks, and is PISSED.

    The common cold has not been cured, and it is Sparano's fault.

    Well, that gives everyone the idea of the thread.
     
  2. emocomputerjock

    emocomputerjock Senior Member

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    TOny Sparano sucking is responsible for this thread.
     
  3. MikeHoncho

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    Tony Sparano is the reason the Jews and Arabs don't get along.
     
  4. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    Not really
     
  5. JimToss

    JimToss Thank You Chad Pennington

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    Tony Sparano gave LeBron the idea for "The Decision."
     
  6. MikeHoncho

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    Tony Sparano is responsible for telling Tiger Woods to "just do it"

















    ...and by "just do it", I meant "come clean with your wife over Thanksgiving dinner; it's the holidays so she'll forgive you and it all will blow over"
     
  7. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent Fighter of the Nightman

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    Tony Sparano is the reason you can't understand simple concepts!
     
  8. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Tony Sparano was responsible for the defense of Carthage.
     
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  9. MikeHoncho

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    I would think that'd be Mike Nolan's department.
     
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  10. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Tony Sparano just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.
     
  11. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Mike Nolan's defense is reminiscent to Custer and the 7th at the Little Bighorn.
     
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  12. firedan

    firedan Well-Known Member

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    Tony Sparano is the reason the Dolphins make Hottie cry these days.He is also responsible for global warming.
     
  13. firedan

    firedan Well-Known Member

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    Hootie,so sorry.
     
  14. Aquafin

    Aquafin New Member

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    Tony ( the fist pump Sparano ) is to blame for Jim Jensen's wrath . Tony Sparano is to blame for the ecconomy turning sour.


    :no::angry:
     
  15. Southbeach

    Southbeach Banned

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    But, was he responsible for it?
     
  16. Southbeach

    Southbeach Banned

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    Either you bet a whole lot or, have a really bad car. :)
     
  17. Southbeach

    Southbeach Banned

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    Tony Sparano is responsible for "Fist Pumps" on this forum. What else can any poster hope for? :)
     
  18. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Tony Sparano isn't a head coach...

    ...but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
     
  19. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    The other day I was on the site, and somebody totally crashed it and wrote really nasty threads, about 25 of them, the mods got rid of him and the threads very quickly, but not before I read all the titlles...

    LOL..this is funny, one of the titles said, ''Mr.C needs to get laid''......lol

    I was like, how they hell does that dude know that Mr.C hasn't gotten laid in years...lol

    So in spirit of this thread, Tony Sparano is the reason why C can't get laid...
     
  20. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Who? Nolan or Custer? I guess in both cases IMO the answer is yes.
     
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  21. frozenfin

    frozenfin Well-Known Member

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    Tony Sparano was responsible for the lockout.
     
  22. siciliansith

    siciliansith Resident Deviant

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    Tony Sparano has single handed killed the coolness of the Fistpump.

    NOTE: Im still behind Tony, Ireland can go play in traffic.
     
  23. Larryfinfan

    Larryfinfan 17-0...Priceless Club Member

    Tony is responsible for Ross getting on that jet last January....oh, wait...he actually was...
     
  24. Larryfinfan

    Larryfinfan 17-0...Priceless Club Member

    Tony Sparano is the reason that "Go Daddy" isn't allowed to actually show what they imply on their commercials...something about truth in advertising, I think !!
     
  25. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Jobs had been battling pancreatic cancer for several years. 20 years from now would be too soon IMO.
     
  26. Onehondo

    Onehondo Senior Member Club Member

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    Tony Sparano was the reason the Sopranos went off the air! Oh, and did I mention he caused the extinction of the dinosaurs?
     

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