Here's a thread to blame coaches for everything Dolphin, and the rest of mankind for some. It is meant to be serious, as well as comical, depending on one's perspective. For example- Sparano hand picked Columbo, and he SUCKS. OL coach? Yeah right. LOL My wife blames Tony for money lost, betting on the Phins. She has not gone shopping in 4 weeks, and is PISSED. The common cold has not been cured, and it is Sparano's fault. Well, that gives everyone the idea of the thread.
Tony Sparano is responsible for telling Tiger Woods to "just do it" ...and by "just do it", I meant "come clean with your wife over Thanksgiving dinner; it's the holidays so she'll forgive you and it all will blow over"
Tony Sparano is the reason the Dolphins make Hottie cry these days.He is also responsible for global warming.
Tony ( the fist pump Sparano ) is to blame for Jim Jensen's wrath . Tony Sparano is to blame for the ecconomy turning sour.
The other day I was on the site, and somebody totally crashed it and wrote really nasty threads, about 25 of them, the mods got rid of him and the threads very quickly, but not before I read all the titlles... LOL..this is funny, one of the titles said, ''Mr.C needs to get laid''......lol I was like, how they hell does that dude know that Mr.C hasn't gotten laid in years...lol So in spirit of this thread, Tony Sparano is the reason why C can't get laid...
Tony Sparano has single handed killed the coolness of the Fistpump. NOTE: Im still behind Tony, Ireland can go play in traffic.
Tony Sparano is the reason that "Go Daddy" isn't allowed to actually show what they imply on their commercials...something about truth in advertising, I think !!
Tony Sparano was the reason the Sopranos went off the air! Oh, and did I mention he caused the extinction of the dinosaurs?