Yes, Yes and Yes! I am so on board. Granted, it looks a little cheesy, but how could you not love a Led Zeppelin rollercoaster??!?
I must ask you to take that back Sir Just because Cobain and others like him put Pagan and his friends out of work in the late 80's doesnt mean I will sit here and allow you to mock a beloved front-man of my favorite childhood group j/k Pagan
Damn it. All the good Rock and Roll puns are already taken. Is this the new park they are building in Myrtle Beach or are there going to be more than one of these? I wonder what it will do to the property value down there.
Dont forget to tell him when he gets off the exit on his right hand side he should see the School of Rock. Go inside and take the Stairway to Heaven, make sure you take the first stairway though, otherwise you'll be Runnin With The Devil.
You can joke all ya want brah! I wasn't hair metal. And the best part? Cobain and all bands like his are worm food....and the 80's metal bands still roam the land. Justice is served.
Yes, sadly I dont see a revival of grunge anytime soon. Just like the punk scene of the late 70's and early 80's, it's time has come and passed. Suprised no one made a Cinderella pun, too easy?
Park attendees aren't park attendees, they are called groupies. And replacing the Fast Pass? You guessed it, blow jobs.
I would make a joke about instead of carnies there would be roadies but I don't think there's a big enough difference - Carnie: Roadie:
The Led Zeppelin Roller Coaster looks like fun, but I would have preferred a Bruce Springsteen themed coaster called Thunder Road.
Nah...wouldn't be fun. All it would do was bore you to death by singing about New Jersey. I'm sure there'll be a KISSing booth...although Gene will probably charge $50 for a peck on the cheek. And don't forget the Poison Rest Stop Gloryhole Adventure and the Ozzy ATV Race Simulator. They tried a Grateful Dead coaster, but the ride went on and on making no sense whatsoever and seemed like it would never end.