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99 problems..this girl s becoming one..

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  1. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Alright

    Of all things ..


    Ms double D's asked me to "come by work and see me"

    At work, nevermind that she could be my daughter....

    Cripes...offbase or to hesitant?

    I ask as I'm hip deep with my mom's cancer, college's natural work load, I simply do not have time to do, and properly romance....
     
  2. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/****-Or-GTFO/1/gtfo~3.jpg
     
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  3. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Baby girl is asking you out for lunch.....Forget all the other stuff and take her to Skateworld.... :up:
     
  4. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    I know, thing is, she is 20 yrs my jr.....what bothers me is..she was so damn cute on her introo..

    "my name is..."

    So flipping sincere it is causing a problem with my thought processes
     
  5. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Slept with her yet?
    Most would tell you to run away..... I say figure out a way to clear your head....Understand?
    Lucky you!
     
  6. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Oh, I suspect I could tap it, but Bro...that ain't how I roll today..

    eegads..just be interested and..stylish...one will have more girls then one can imagine....


    Don't cross the steams..man..that would be bad...

    [video=youtube;L6UiQSiR_c8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6UiQSiR_c8&feature=related[/video]


    Some good advice here I think
     
  7. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Who gives a **** if shes 20 years your senior. As long as shes out of high school, flaunt that ****.
     
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  8. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    And yes, yes I have been drinking.
     
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  9. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Not sure what to tell you Pod.
    Do it or don't.
    You have to clear your mind somehow.... Good luck.
    Face it.... This is bugging you. :lol:
     
  10. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    El Cabrone!

    [video=youtube;7zK8oYciOQM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zK8oYciOQM&feature=autoplay&list=UL6O1MzomX-J8&lf=mfu_in_order&playnext=1[/video]

    That is just ..damn funny..
     
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  11. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Hits the room like a drunken dinosaur.....rich as hell :up:
     
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  12. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Pads has gotta stay fly i i i i i i i i till the day he dies ii i i i i i
     
  13. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Look I may be drunk but I know what I'm talking about............. As a man and as a diplomat of the free world, hit that **** in front of your co workers.
     
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  14. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Yes and no Bro, it is not as if I'm some sort of leper to females, I've tapped plenty of girls..

    Thing is, now that I've grown up a bit...just sticking girls no longer interest me the way it did
     
  15. padre31

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    More fly then anyone here could imagine...I can get me some..problem is..vato...I'd prefer to actually..you know..like them and stuff...su cabesa es mal...
     
  16. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    How old are you Pod?
    Serious question.

    :shifty:
     
  17. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Old enough to have given birth to you twice!!!
     
  18. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    I need a brainiaic chick Bro, if she knows Aramaic, Greeek and some Hebrew...I'd think I'm in love
     
  19. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    :lol:

    Let me drop the contacts in bro...
     
  20. padre31

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    [video=youtube;5NNpyqY5f08]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NNpyqY5f08&NR=1[/video]

    Aww gez...I'm a bit hardcore...told her...

    Some less then sunny stuff...
     
  21. unluckyluciano

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    tell her you want to be her back door man.
    tell her you want to show her the anaconda.
     
  22. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    With you on that..... Good old fashioned standards :lol:
     
  23. padre31

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    Pardona mi hermanos..

    Si, hermanas como so dices...su visit mi empleado...
     
  24. padre31

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    Damn you!

    TBH Killah, deep deep blue eyes are a great conversation starter...as in "you look like you are looking straight through me..."

    I sorta know what U'm working with here..long way away from the olden days and sticking a 357 in ye olde la boca...
     
  25. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    I always have an ear in PM's if you want to talk. You know that.
     
  26. padre31

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    Killah..u should know by now...not my nature...

    Biggest problem is Killah, I've stopped boozing..yet the ladies still like me...yet..whne I'm lit up...they like me..where is the balance point>

    :dunno:
     
  27. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    BTW mal suerte...

    Today..bought some cigars...le esta benita look at me dead seriously and said:

    "those 81 cent cigars must be good..low whsiper..black guys like them..."
     
  28. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    I wish I had the answers Pod but I don't.
    Good to hear you dumped the liquor.
    Rooting for you bro......
     
  29. padre31

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    Down with the sickness Bro..who knows..maybe..couple of shots..hey I'm good looking..hey I can dance..

    Honestly though...19 yr old...twice her age..don't stand so close to me...my goodness is she awesome..
     
  30. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Nothing good happens at 2 AM.....

    Love The Police reference
     
  31. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    But you missed the Disturbed rference..
     
  32. Killerphins

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    Obviously by choice...
     
  33. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    "Obviously"?

    So should I seduce the DD or should I...what?
     
  34. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    If you're looking for a serious answer Pads...

    I'm 46 and as appealing to my ego as it would be for a gorgeous 20 something year old knockout to be hitting on me, I'd just let it go at that.

    Like you, I want a woman that can speak in complete, coherent, intelligent sentences...without every other word being, "you know", "like" and "fer sure" :tongue2:
     
  35. djphinfan

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    Padre?,is that you.. ''Tap it''....lol....so this is the lounge huh?....u big stud you.
     
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  36. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Story of my romantic life Deej, having females interested has not been the issue, it is always has been:

    " so damn, what to do now"?

    Once had literally, 3 fine azz young ladies who responded to my "I can't dance" with:

    "well, we'll just have to sandwich him then"

    True story
     
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  37. MikeHoncho

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    Tri-Winning!
     
  38. Darrelle Revis

    Darrelle Revis I BELIEVE!

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    Is this how things are done in Florida?
     

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