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Public Enemy #1

Discussion in 'SoapBox - Rants forum' started by MonstBlitz, Oct 31, 2011.

  1. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Slightly cross eyed
    thin molester mustache
    blank stare
    slightly ******ed

    This dope is one of the few coaches worse than Tony Sparano. He has been living fat off of Tony Dungy's team and Peyton Manning's arm. This man is the biggest obstacle in Miami landing Andrew Luck.
     
  2. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    crap. meant to post this in the rants forum. MOds, feel free to move.
     
  3. MikeHoncho

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    This thread. Wins.
     
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  4. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    I'm calling Steve Buschemi and Robert De Niro to take this fool out...

    Thanks for the comic relief Blitz.. I couldn't wait to open the 50th bash Ross thread this week.
     
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  5. dolfan32323

    dolfan32323 ty xphinfanx

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    lol, good thread.

    but seriously: something needs to be done in Indy. I'm pretty sure they would lose to a school for the deaf and blind right now.
     
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  6. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    I blame the guy who hired this clown.
     
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  7. pennphinfan

    pennphinfan Stelin Canez Arcade Scorz

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    its just so crazy because their seasons could totally go:
    2006: 12-4
    2007: 13-3
    2008: 12-4
    2009: 14-2
    2010: 10-6
    2011: 0-16
    2012: 11-5 (luck era begins)
    2013: 12-4
    2014..... until 2025

    and the history books look back at that having been the most fortune losing season in the history of football.
     
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  8. Starry31

    Starry31 Phins and Heels.

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    Dude even coached for a school I don't like, Wake Forest. If he could manage at least one win every year at Wake freaking Forest, he should be able to muster up one with the Colts. Funny thing is his overall record at Wake was 26-63, that screams NFL head coaching material to me.
     
  9. MikeHoncho

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    ...forgot Pesci.
     
  10. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    I hate to judge a book by it's cover, but man just look at this guy! If this googly eyed bastard was sitting across the table from you with that mustache, would you put him in charge of a successful NFL franchise?
     
  11. CrunchTime

    CrunchTime Administrator Retired Administrator

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    The Colts are unashamedly fully in the tank mode .The Dolphins under Sparano suck but they are trying to win.The Colts and their dope HC are rope a doping the whole NFL and should be investigated
     
  12. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Remember this face well Dolfans. When Andrew Luck goes on a Manning like tear for the next 15 years in a Colts uniform instead of aqua and orange, this is going to be the mug we have to blame for it. That and the Colts organization that allowed him to coach this Colts team. Peyton Manning was more of a coach on that team than Caldwell ever was.

    Start making your dart boards now with this guy's face dead center. Make sure the bullseye is centered right between his crossed eyes.
     
  13. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    There's just no ****ing way this guy knows his multiplication tables let alone be able to coach a professional football team.

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  14. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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  15. gamblerx

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    Wait, it was him that was the head coach of Wake Forest of the 1990's? LOL I remember that Wake Forest's leading rusher had over 300 years in one entire season.
     
  16. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Hate this man Dolphans. Hate him. He doesn't know his address. And he has been placed in charge of an NFL franchise.
     
  17. MikeHoncho

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    This is the same man who spent an entire night studying for a blood test.
     
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