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Apparently I now have a girlfriend.....

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Killerphins, Sep 25, 2011.

  1. Darrelle Revis

    Darrelle Revis I BELIEVE!

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    Meet a girl at a bar, ask her to come home, bang her.

    She's definitely a keeper.
     
  2. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Only thing left to do today is get a piece of ***.
    She is very sympathetic about my pain.
     
  3. AbideN703

    AbideN703 Yes, I'd hit it

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    What the **** are you doing on the internet talking to us for? Get your *** off here and get onto her ***!
     
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  4. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    Are we getting pics at some point, or what?
     
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  5. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    An entire month and 5 pages on a bar troll.

    Amazing.
     
  6. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    she started off cool, hot *** from the bar........you spend more and more time with her....hearing her "thoughts", what she likes to eat, the movies and ****ty tv shows she records on her DVR.....and before you know it, you would rather have her head mounted on the wall than between your legs humming on your balls.

    So you have one choice, and one choice only.









































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  7. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Why am I not surprised that our local clown gets such infrequent *** that he started a thread to boast about the trophy hog he found at a bar?
     
  8. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Thing is........ just like many of the Dolphins discussions...... You have no idea what the hell you are talking about. :loser::lol:
     
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  9. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    Then set the record straight with a pic
     
  10. Nappy Roots

    Nappy Roots Well-Known Member

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    Ouch...


    Kind of unrelated, but funny. Me and my friends like to boast about the amount of women we sleep with. And we are very competitive. So around November of last year during a heated exchange on who had more for the year. I came up with a competition. Starting on January 1st, who ever had the most NEW numbers that were verified with proof or witness, won a PINK Jacket. Sort of like the green jacket, but pink. Its been a fun year. and extremely competitive. Everyone has wanted to join.
     
  11. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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  12. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    And then, the inevitable...........

    http://www.thephins.com/forums/showthread.php?65587-so...I-just-had-some-big-news-laid-on-me...
     
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  13. Nappy Roots

    Nappy Roots Well-Known Member

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  14. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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  15. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    oh my.
     
  16. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    :lol:
     
  17. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    Yeah...I'm gonna need an update.
     
  18. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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  19. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Please....

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  20. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Still together and going strong.......
    Who says you can't meet a cool gal in a bar, have sex then start a relationship.
     
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  21. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Thanks for the bump! :up:
     
  22. texasPHINSfan

    texasPHINSfan New Member

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    Believe it or not, that's how my relationship started. We've been going for 4+ years now

    lol
     
  23. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Listen from about 2:30 om Killer, I think it applies to you.

    [video=youtube;PD5yNO2jkNo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD5yNO2jkNo[/video]
     
  24. MikeHoncho

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    That's what she said
     
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  25. texasPHINSfan

    texasPHINSfan New Member

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    I was going to tell you during the 2nd half at the Sounders game. :shifty:
     
  26. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    That's one of the gayest thing's I have ever seen.
     
  27. texasPHINSfan

    texasPHINSfan New Member

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    Apparently you don't know Travis :lol:
     
  28. Nappy Roots

    Nappy Roots Well-Known Member

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    Honestly. Its 2011. Women sleep around just as much as guys. I met my last girlfriend and future baby mama* at a bar. Granted I didn't bone the first night, and I put in work before I did, she admitted she had a one night stand prior. It didn't bother me. Because I had 5 just that year prior to us getting together. Sex is sex, everyone is having it, and a lot of it. You boning her on the first night means little. Don't let these old folks tell you different. Now if she boned you AND your friend the first night, then I would say stay away. I have had a girl want to date me after me and my friend ran a train....huh *****?!?





    *pending DNA test when kid is born
     
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  29. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    :pity:
     
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  30. Nappy Roots

    Nappy Roots Well-Known Member

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    I said PENDING!!
     
  31. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    Take your tampon out
     
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  32. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Maybe he doesn't want to hang out with his gay friend.... :wink2:
     
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  33. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Must be a slow football year.....
     
  34. Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    Maybe, or he just wants to hang out with his other gay friend.
     
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  35. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    This thread was solid for a while.

    Now...

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  36. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Fourth Qtr and Maureen is vacuuming in her panties.
    She said if the Dolphins win I get to peel them off.
    I'm hungry for a win...... :lol:
     
  37. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    wait...

    Maureen Luciano?
     
  38. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    Now you gotta post pics
     
  39. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Nope. Maureen, the gal that loves to squat on my sausage..... :up:
     
  40. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    fify
     
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