What the **** are you doing on the internet talking to us for? Get your *** off here and get onto her ***!
she started off cool, hot *** from the bar........you spend more and more time with her....hearing her "thoughts", what she likes to eat, the movies and ****ty tv shows she records on her DVR.....and before you know it, you would rather have her head mounted on the wall than between your legs humming on your balls. So you have one choice, and one choice only.
Why am I not surprised that our local clown gets such infrequent *** that he started a thread to boast about the trophy hog he found at a bar?
Thing is........ just like many of the Dolphins discussions...... You have no idea what the hell you are talking about.
Ouch... Kind of unrelated, but funny. Me and my friends like to boast about the amount of women we sleep with. And we are very competitive. So around November of last year during a heated exchange on who had more for the year. I came up with a competition. Starting on January 1st, who ever had the most NEW numbers that were verified with proof or witness, won a PINK Jacket. Sort of like the green jacket, but pink. Its been a fun year. and extremely competitive. Everyone has wanted to join.
And then, the inevitable........... http://www.thephins.com/forums/showthread.php?65587-so...I-just-had-some-big-news-laid-on-me...
Yea...but she wasnt a number. She wasnt a new...and Ill get a button on the jacket for being the first to impregnate during a pink jacket race! lol
Still together and going strong....... Who says you can't meet a cool gal in a bar, have sex then start a relationship.
Listen from about 2:30 om Killer, I think it applies to you. [video=youtube;PD5yNO2jkNo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD5yNO2jkNo[/video]
Honestly. Its 2011. Women sleep around just as much as guys. I met my last girlfriend and future baby mama* at a bar. Granted I didn't bone the first night, and I put in work before I did, she admitted she had a one night stand prior. It didn't bother me. Because I had 5 just that year prior to us getting together. Sex is sex, everyone is having it, and a lot of it. You boning her on the first night means little. Don't let these old folks tell you different. Now if she boned you AND your friend the first night, then I would say stay away. I have had a girl want to date me after me and my friend ran a train....huh *****?!? *pending DNA test when kid is born
Fourth Qtr and Maureen is vacuuming in her panties. She said if the Dolphins win I get to peel them off. I'm hungry for a win......