Brandon Marshall in minor tiff after Karlos Dansby's 30th birthday party

And here we go...

 

Cue those saying we should trade/cut/ostracize/banish Marshall.

 

Cut him.

 

Damn, KillaP's late. Must be having crazy sex with his girl.

 

what is getting lost is that the guy that should have been arrested was the criminal Cab Driver charging a $142 fare.

 

That's the first thing I thought as well.

 

Think they recognized him and over charged him to take advantage of him?

 

My guess is that Marshall told him he wanted to go to his house. Somewhere in the explanation of the directions to his house Marshall said "drive towards the airport" and the cabby took him to the Miami Airport. Marshall probably told him "no, his house is past the Ft. Lauderdale airport and the cabby took him to the Ft. Lauderdale airport. Marshall woke up and went to find a cabby that could understand how to get him home.

 

Hey at least he didnt drive......smart move...

so what he got drunk and popped lip...big deal....3/4's of you mofos pop lip on here dead sober...

 

Yup, give him credit for AT LEAST getting a cab. There are a LOT of idiots out there that are to CHEAP to do that.

 

I believe the only solution here is capital punishment.

 

Hmm, perhaps he told the cabbie to take him someplace he rarely goes?

So the cabbie drove around trying to find the endzone, but, like Marshall, he just couldn't?

 

pads! Zing!


"What? It's right down the street? Hey, cabbie. Drive around in circles, suddenly stop, turn, head toward the other end of the street, then..."

 

No comment......

 

LMAO.....classic

 

He paid the cab drivers and apologized? Stupid therapy, the man is clearly losing his edge. No wonder he drops touchdowns.

 

Clearly, he is a cancer

 

I thought the NFL had a free service.

 

This went better than I expected.

 

On what planet does a person run up a $142 cab fare?

If he was passed out, obviously the cabbie can drive all over creation with the meter running. That's likely what happened.

 

My first thought exactly.

 

to me, the other shock is that dansby already turned 30

 

$142 !!!! Loose change to Marshall surely? I'd have just laughed at the cab driver guy for being such *&^% and paid him.

 

I think the NFL reimburses teams that have a free service for players, but that service is optional for teams to institute or not....or something along those lines...

 

Maybe if we saw a picture of his cabbie we would understand why Marshall was having some issues.. Can you really blame him?

 

Hardcore drove him home?

 

LOL.. I think Brandon was upset that he woke up with his belt buckle loosened and Hardcore staring at him with a loving gaze....

 

Could have been worse. Marshall could have ended up another human clue for Lincoln Rhyme to solve...

 

Or even worse.. Rico AKA The 23rd picked him up and informed him that he was going from the paradise of Miami to the strip mall capital of the world, Orlando!

 

I beef on cabbies all the time when they try and rip me off. Especially when I'm 3 sheets to the wind. Glad Marshall gave 'em hell.

 

Any word whether or not he threw or punted any objects at the guy?

 

Happened to my buddy last week. Of course my buddy threw up (some got in the car) and the cabbie wanted cleaning money. My buddy is a gentle giant when sober but an angry mad man when drunk.

 

Is he asian? So a giant would make him what? 5'2"?
On another note, marshall should have just called his wife to get her cuttin knife.

 

this wont be a problem unless Marshall and his girlfriend have another tiff. Marshalll int having a good season butjis off the field problems explains it all to me .

 

Marshall is a ticking time bomb and the sooner the Dolphins make him an ex-Dolphin, the better off the franchise will be. Of course there is no other GM foolish enough to give up two high drafts pick for him. In fact the Dolphins will be lucky to get one sixth round draft pick in a trade for Marshall.