I am going to Dayton,OH, shaking this man's hand, buying him a beer and giving him a handy. Epic. and no, the beer isn't to loosen him up for the handy, i am devilishly handsome like said applicant above.
Not sure if this has been posted yet..... [video=youtube;621AyBKLUow]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=621AyBKLUow[/video]
Pigs are one of the smartest animals. It's a shame how we treat them and other live stock. Sad really.
At first I honestly thought he was dashing through the sideline to take a spontaneous sh**.... perhaps in the Gatorade cooler.
I'd rather just knock her out, drag the conniving ***** outside, take an actual sh** on her back, and film the actual flies buzzing around it..... and then post that sh** on YouTube. I had a PSYCHOTIC WHORE at Clemson tell her dorm friends I raped her [b/c she had crazy delusions it would help to keep me to herself]. Total backfire on her part (long story but a worthy read). Unfortunately for her, I discovered her scheme while schtupping one of her neighbors. Psycho knocked on her door to hang out, so I jumped into her closet, and my new sex puppet coerced her to discuss her "alleged" rape. (You talk about blood boiling up and flipping your switch! I literally wanted to jump out and beat the snot out of her.) One of the girls who Psycho "confessed" this crap to was an uptight, Bible-beating, women's rights poor excuse of a virgin who wanted to take it to the campus police. This promptly forced me into action, and I plotted a counter scheme of my own. Since the Bible-beater was also Psycho's roommate, I thought it would be a brilliant idea to call up Psycho and meet her at her dorm room for an in-and-out session while her roommate was at class. So I showed up, banged her (which made me cringe), and balled up the condom inside a sheet of notebook paper and threw it in her trash. Then I phoned Sex Puppet and told her I'd be calling her at such and such time, and when I do, she needs to walk down the hall and knock on Psycho's door to act as my eyes and ears (with the phone on so I can hear any commotion). When Bible-beater returned from class, I phoned her and brought up the "alleged" rape. Bible-beater said she was going to the campus police and would do everything she could to ruin me. So I told her that Psycho wanted it (my dick); it was consensual; and that I could prove it. She didn't believe me and was still lashing out. {Meanwhile, sex puppet is there watching this unfold..... along with 2 of their male friends, Psycho, and 1 other girl from their hall} So I said, "If you don't believe me, check out the note she wrote that's crumpled on top of the trash. It proves everything." Next, all I hear is a sudden outburst of laughter and a guy yell "WHAT the FU**!!!".... followed by more laughter. Apparently, when she opened the "note" (I mean blank piece of paper), the condom fell out and snagged onto her pinky, and she froze like a deer in headlights just staring at it in a look shock and terror; then her hand began trembling. I'm guessing it was the first time she touched a load of man milk. I was told that, as soon as the guys saw it, they pointed at it, screamed WTF, and fell on the floor laughing, while Psycho's jaw dropped and face turned Casper white. Needless to say, I redeemed myself and embarrassed the heck outta Bible-thumper; Psycho dropped out of Clemson the following semester; and I continued schtupping Sex Puppet. The ironic thing was---- the only reason I was schtupping Sex Puppet in the first place was b/c control-freak Psycho felt threatened by Sex Puppet and was telling people (myself included) that she was some sort of easy, nasty **** who'd do anyone. So my natural response to hearing this was, "Really? That's disgusting and terrible! You need to introduce me to this **** so I know who to point out to my friends to stay away from." Apparently I was convincing enough that she believed that load of crap, and on our way to the cafeteria for dinner she knocked on Sex Puppet's door so I could meet this chick I had secretly already planned on porking. My initial impression when she opened the door was, "Yes, this girl definitely looks to be somewhat slutty, and yes, I still plan on porking her, even more so now." Then I called Sex Puppet later that night pretending I was looking for Psycho but had "accidentally" called the wrong room; then I nonchalantly struck up an innocent conversation, one that led to her coming over to watch a movie.......followed by lots of sweaty sex. So basically Psycho's conniving ways backfired twice.
were you describing the bills season? a wad of man milk stuff in a condom wrapped around a virgins finger? it all makes sense now.
Apparently this was a hoax. According to snopes, the picture was real and was featured on some "worst tattoo" blog sometime earlier, but the revenge story was made up. There was no court filing in Dayton and no tattoo artist licensed under that name.
