Can you be a fan of both the Jets and Dolphins?

No.

The rest of this post is included so I meet the character minimum.

 

Thats absurd and disgusting to even imagine.......

 

No and NO!

The closest I get is I married a Dolphin Fan... big mistake.

BZ

 

thats not possible. If some says yes he's not a fan

 

By her of course...

 

If such a thing were possible, which I highly doubt, who would they root for when they play each other twice a year?????

 

Not just no, but HELL NO...

Is it possible to simultaniously gouge your eyes out and shoot yourself in the head?

 

I imagine if you were siamese twins and one of you was a little 'soft' in the head.

 

Possible, but only for someone with a multiple personality disorder. Imagine having a Jets vs. Phins argument with yourself.



Phin Head: Miami Dolphins perfection! Only team to go undefeated and win the SB!

Jet Head: Yea it was a great experience. Oh wait, we weren't even born yet.

Phin Head: So what, when was the last time the Jets even won a Super Bowl?

Jet Head: About 4 years before the last time you won...

Phin Head: Yea and how many times have you been to the SB since?

Jet Head: Who cares? Winning it is what counts.

Phin Head: You guys don't win much of anything.

Jet Head: Yea, thats true...unless we're playing you guys.

 

Interesting.Which side do the kids take ?

 

Of course the Jet Head got the last word...

EDIT: Who voted yes?!

 

Can a Buckeye fan be a Michigan fan also?

Yeah I think you know the answer.

 

ugh that sounds painful

 

I said yes. When we aren't playing each other, and when we are playing the Patriots.

 

I can see how it can happen.

I used to like the Miami Hurricanes growing up in South Florida but went to the University of Florida .I am both a Cane and Gator fan.I dont like it when they play each other.

 

Kid (one and done so far).

She is 3 has not declared yet, but she can do the Jets chant and recognized the Jets logo whenever she sees me wearing it.

It doesn't hurt that Chad, Mangini, Coles and Graham did the guest spot on Sesame Street which she watches all the time.



BZ

 

This has to be the stupidest question ever asked on this board....



...no offense meant to the original poster

 

You think Coles taught the kids about discount shoe shopping?


EDIT- Sorry I couldnt resist

 

Coles taught Elmo how to beat the Dolphins. It was a quick lesson.



BZ

 

To quote Lucky:

 

"Hey Chad! I'm a noodle armed muppet and I can heave the bar farther than you!"

 

"Hey Chad! Tell me again how you swept the Dolphins the last two years with your noodle arm?"

 

My buddy is a Broncos fan first, San Diego fan second (since he lives in San Diego). I said that's impossible. That's unheard of. That's an abomination.

But the west teams don't have that rivalry we do.

 

Look at how nice and shiny those jerseys look. Perfection.

 

Touche!

 

no .

 

You dont even know the meaning of that word my friend......

 

Zing!

 

Don't worry, he is talking about the Pats.

BZ

 

I voted no, but immediately regretted it.

After all, Clumpy is both a Jills and a Dolphins fan...

 

can't believe you had to start a poll on this..........

hey guys is it possible for a zebra to have sex with a lion?

 

you never seen a striped lion??

 

You have been far from perfect lately my friend...but to keep it friendly I was talking about the jerseys. We all respect the record. One of these days you guys will have to let go of this 1972 thing.

 

oh and No way in hell can you be both fans.
Thats like saying youre a <insert favorite NCAA team> fan and a <insert favorite NCAA teams rival> fan

 

This comin from fans who still hug the pants of joe namath......was it super bowl 3 ?





but seriously, i know bro....just a friendly jab

 

Jets...personally disorder...siamese twins? Could you possiblie commit suicide on one half of yourself?

 

This Phins/Jets fan should be burned at the stake. He's a witch.

 

Its a liger it has the best attributes of a lion and a tiger