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almost robbed

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by anlgp, Feb 2, 2012.

  1. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    I was almost robbed tonight.

    I was walking home and I walked past a guy who was asking for change. I gave him some money figuring he would go away. 10 minutes or so walking down the road he appears by my side. he's doing small talk then starts to get more personal asking if I have ever done drugs before, where I live, and just generally making small talk to try and seem like he's walking with me to get to wherever it is he was going. he started talking dirty to me.. it was very X rated so I'll just leave that out... and he wanted to know what music player I listen to and he wanted to see it and eventually got closer to pull me next to him for some sort of weird hug type thing.. I was terrified and ran my *** off. To say I was in the throws of probably the worst panic attack I've ever been in a long time is probably the understatement of the week.

    Now, I've learned my fair share through my criminal justice degree, but at my core I'm still a very trusting individual. I'm too trusting. And I got myself into more trouble than I should have, I should have bolted when I saw the same guy next to me after leaving the area where I first met him. My dad and I have decided we are going to report the incident to the local PD ASAP. To go to the extreme I have read so many cases on serial killers where there were a few that got away. I don't know if that was the case, in fact most likely not, but I just think...
     
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  2. Clipse

    Clipse mediocrity sucks

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    Glad you're safe. Sounds like a really creepy experience.
     
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  3. pennphinfan

    pennphinfan Stelin Canez Arcade Scorz

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    Call your PD right away next time before posting here dude! Did you have a cell phone on you? Never worry about calling 911 if you feel threatened. As a 911 dispatcher I'm always happy to talk to someone in that situation and send help if you need it.
    It's unclear what his intentions were but you never know. Did you tell him your address or anything? Also, make sure he didn't pickpocket you when he hugged you. It's possible
     
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  4. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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  5. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Lucky for you, male serial killers usually don't kill other dudes they meet on the street. And who says he liked you enough to want to rape and murder you? Someone is full of himself, I see.
     
  6. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    On a serious note, the guy was obviously an addict. You gave him money, he was grateful. I don't think it was much more than that.
     
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  7. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I don't think you almost got robbed, you almost got raped.
     
  8. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Why is why you never give an addict money. When you do, it's like an invitation. Like inviting a vampire into your home.
     
  9. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    Glad to see you're still with us Anlgp.


























    Can I borrow five dollars?
     
  10. USArmyFinFan

    USArmyFinFan Maximum Effort

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    If it were me, as soon as he touched me I would have kicked his ***. Glad your ok, there are strange people out there.
     
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  11. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    Was anyone else oddly aroused by this story?




    did it remind you a little of the heimlich maneuver? :chuckle:
     
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  12. USArmyFinFan

    USArmyFinFan Maximum Effort

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    uuummm NO!!!!

    I think he was more interested on having him chock on something, not stopping him from chocking...
     
  13. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    anlgp needs to walk home more often so we can maybe have a weekly story time thread. Food for thought.
     
  14. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    lol. That's quite possible. Allllthough..... if he held him upside down he probably could've accomplished both. :lol:
     
  15. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    Yeah you're right....... but perhaps if he went into more detail about "the left out X-rated part"..????
     
  16. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    I agree. If I innocently handed a crack whore ten bucks, she'd probably still be like:

    whore-- {looks both ways} "S-s-so" {head scratch, looks both ways again}, "where would you like me to **** you?" {scratches forearm}.
    me------"No, I gave it to you for free."
    whore-- "Aint nutt'n fa'free. Yew'da poe'leese?"
    me------"No, stupid. The police woulda trumped up false charges for a free bj."














    especially ones from Maryland.
     
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  17. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Glad you're ok bro.
     
  18. USArmyFinFan

    USArmyFinFan Maximum Effort

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    man do I look stupid, choke, not chock, I had two thoughts in my head at the time, choke and ****........so I typed chock lol
     
  19. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    But he was so handsome and his hair appeared to float.
     
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  20. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    One time I gave a bum a dollar and he offered to shine my shoes. I said no, but he insisted. I gave him another dollar because he did such a great job. Then he starts to clean my car. I wanted to say no again but my windshield had never been cleaner, so I gave him one more buck. Then he asks for my W2 so he could do my taxes. I was REALLY gonna put my foot down after this but he found like 2 grand worth of business expenses I could write off and I got an awesome return. Funny how things work out.
     
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  21. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    So you come from a long line of wimpys...
     
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  22. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    Simultaneously thinking about choke and c0ck were you? :wink2:........ And you weren't even the least bit aroused by that story?
    Anlgp, you gots a tough crowd to please, my friend.
     
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  23. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    I had no idea Paul12 did windows. :dunno:




















    That sonofabitch!
     
  24. USArmyFinFan

    USArmyFinFan Maximum Effort

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    howed you know that was me???????
     
  25. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    I kind of expected this to end with "now we're adopting our second child"
    Glad you're ok anlgp. You did the right thing just taking off.
     
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  26. USArmyFinFan

    USArmyFinFan Maximum Effort

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    You can't prove a thing......
     
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  27. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    stop dressing like such a whore and you wont almost get raped.
     
  28. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    China has a very strict one-child policy.
     
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  29. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    So, I walking down the street trying to be more active now that I quit smoking. I was just strolling down the street listen to music on my iphone, when out of nowhere this giant dog starts chasing me. I run the woods that lead into town. I'm ducking under branches, jumping over bushes, falling in mud....but I lose him. Problem is, I'm all dirty and cut up from the woods...I must have looked like a vagrant. Worst part was I lost my iphone. So now all I want to do is call my wife and have her come pick me up. But I don't have any change. I see this guy walking down the street and I ask him for change. He gives me a couple of quarters, but he looks really scared. So, I decided to keep an eye on him, to make sure the dog doesn't come out of the woods and go after him. Once he gets out of my sight, I run and catch up with him. I figured I get him home to make sure everything is ok. I start talking to pass the time. I tell him I lost my phone and ask him if he has a smart phone. He says yeah,I ask him if he uses at as a phone or music player. I asked him what kind it was. He seemed to be getting uncomfortable, so i tried to change the subject. So I realized I didn't introduce myself yet, so I said my name was Ben Dover and my wife's name is Iida DaSnatch, when at that moment I tripped and fell into the guy. I grabbed him to balance myself and he just effing lost it....and took off screaming. Luckily my wife Iida, showed up right after, because I was a little shook up.
     
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  30. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    This is what they make fists for.....
     
  31. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Never thought I'd see the day, where Finyank's claims that fighting is what fists are for....
     
  32. ToddsPhins

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    So they'd rather toss em in a dumpster than ship one to a gay American couple?

    That's terrible!!!!



















    ........that China discriminates against gays like that.
     
  33. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    :lol:

    I was gonna reply to Yank with an appropriate picture, but I couldn't find one that wouldn't get me banned...... especially the ones linked to your profile name.
     
  34. ToddsPhins

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    Anlgp's story kinda reminds me of a time I was walking my dog in the park when this flasher happened upon these 3 old ladies waiting to die. He ripped open his jacket and the first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. And the third old lady refused to touch it.
     
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  35. vmarcilfan75

    vmarcilfan75 blah...blah...blah... Club Member

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    Glad youre OK Analgap!
     
  36. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I thought your wife left you? Oh.. that was a...well, this is awkward.
     
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  37. MikeHoncho

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    Hmm. No bj, eh?
     
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  38. ToddsPhins

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    I know right. All that money changing hands and the thought doesn't cross his mind?
     
  39. anlgp

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    :lol: you guys are horrible. funny as hell, but horrible. which funny makes that ok!
     
  40. ToddsPhins

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    I was wondering when you were gonna show back up in your nearly got raped thread.
    For a moment I thought you might've "walked home" again.
     
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