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BREAKING NEWS: A farce by Finfangirl

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Finfangirl, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. Finfangirl

    Finfangirl Season Ticket Holder Luxury Box

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    According to my source Adris Schfresson:

    The Miami Dolphins have traded all their draft picks and a statue of Don Shula to the Indianpolis Colts for Luck!

    A Statement from Jeff Ireland on the deal:

    "We as an organization really felt we needed Luck for this year and for many Years to come, which is why we have traded all of our draft picks for the Indianapolis Colt's Logo, The Horseshoe. For years the horseshoe has been associated with Luck....We cant wait to fit that little shoe on our Dolphin. We threw in the Shula statue because the Colts wanted their Luck back from the 70's. This was an amazing oppurtunity for our club and I'm so glad i orchastrated it."

    Joe Philibin on the trade:

    "thankfully we now have Luck on our side, because we are severly lacking in skill and wont be able to afford free agents or build through the draft. Also, i look forward to replacing the Shula statue with a statue of myself."

    Matt Moore:

    I look forward to competing with luck this year, i intend to do everything i can to keep Luck off the field"


    Reggie Bush:

    Luck be a lady? I sure hope so, cuz I havent gotten Lucky since Kim left me.

    Stephen Ross:

    Luck is something i've never had to chase.

    Jason Taylor:

    I sure wish luck was here 10 yrs ago...these days i have no use for luck, morphine yes, Luck, not so much.


    Some fans take on the trade:

    Killerphins:

    Does this mean we're changing the Uniform? If so, I hate the move!


    KB21 on the trade:

    we didnt get enough Luck in return!

    Desides:

    WTF, Im opposed

    PADRE31:

    Is this the same Luck that played in Canada?


    Finfangirl:

    please please tell me what this Luck thing has done in it's career?



    Hope this lightens the mood in here and Mods if you want to delete this or move it feel free, i just thought everyone needed a little bit of a breather
     
  2. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    KingMotion: *Closes tab*
     
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  3. gafinfan

    gafinfan gunner Club Member

    This deserves 1000 fist pumps mods!
     
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  4. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    king motion: *chases monkey away from his hut*
     
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  5. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Fin D: *wonders when a monkey will be foolish enough to come near his hut*
     
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  6. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    Finfangirl:

    I've just been told by my sources that Luck has an injury similar to Peyton and may never take an NFL snap.
    It's not looking good. Please keep this information silent until Ireland makes the formal announcement!
     
  7. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Because it wasn't really a monkey, it was just Tony Sparano coming to see if we had any spare field goals he could borrow.
     
  8. gunsmithx

    gunsmithx Active Member

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    Win!
     
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  9. Gunner

    Gunner Rock Hunter

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    I'll be pissed if we don't get the whole Luck family in this deal
     
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  10. Rickster

    Rickster New Member

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    Need someone to photoshop a horseshoe on the dolphin, since I can't visualize this correctly.
     
  11. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    Lmeister: *the monkey*
     
  12. Larryfinfan

    Larryfinfan 17-0...Priceless Club Member

    FFG, I'm glad you titled the thread as a farce because I was really believing some of this stuff....You got CK, Boomer and Alen all looking at film of this kid again....!!!


    LOL
     
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  13. siciliansith

    siciliansith Resident Deviant

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    St Paddy's day coming up how many picks to move up for Clover? great stuff

    P.S. Padre's should say how many points does the Luck position score we need playmakers.
     
  14. sleek

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    This is just okay. I was wanting Manning & Luck. When will the mediocrity stop with this organization.
     
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  15. Aquafin

    Aquafin New Member

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    the poor house
    here is another fan's take

    aquafin does this means beautiful women and free beer will be made available ?
     
  16. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    In other news Tony Sparano tries convincing Rex Ryan that Dan Carpenter has beautiful looking feet and must find a way to trade for him. (fist pumps are a must)
     
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  17. Jcouch1021

    Jcouch1021 New Member

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    I like seeing this thread boost moral... Plus 1 finfangirl.
     
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  18. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Reggie's girlfriend after Kim was actually much better looking than her. I'd say less plastic surgery than Kim has could be why.
     
  19. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Welcome to the worlds biggest sausage fest!
    I've been drinking heavily. Got nothing.
     
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  20. Silverphin

    Silverphin Well-Known Member

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    Silverphin: And we still haven't addressed the Tight End situation. How much longer?
     
  21. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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  22. Finfangirl

    Finfangirl Season Ticket Holder Luxury Box

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  23. dolfan7171

    dolfan7171 Well-Known Member

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    Great work there Finfangirl. Your intentions to lighten up the mood is working...one step at a time.
     
  24. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    Please keep your tight end situation to yourself. Thank you.
     
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