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Welcome to Miami Mr. Tebow (not official yet)

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by MonstBlitz, Mar 19, 2012.

  1. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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  2. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    I think this is a good thing. We can run the Wild-Phil, a new and improved West Coast/ Wildcat offense with Tebow in charge of the Wild-Phil and Garrard in charge of the base offense!! I can't wait!!
     
  3. JMORGAN6977

    JMORGAN6977 New Member

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    As soon as I saw the headline, I knew the reason why you did this without having to read it. Good Show!!
     
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  4. steveincolorado

    steveincolorado Spook, Storme & Pebbles

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    Haha, you a funny boy.
     
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  5. schisno

    schisno Well-Known Member

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    Wait because you let it known that this was a jinx thread, does that not automatically jinx your jinx, like the rule where you make a wish but can't tell anyone.
     
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  6. NJFINSFAN1

    NJFINSFAN1 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    I honestly might cancel my football package if we trade for Tebow, and I have had it since Directv first got it.
     
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  7. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    One can only hope he was crossing his fingers while typing in jinx to offset the potential re-jinx.
     
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  8. JMORGAN6977

    JMORGAN6977 New Member

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    I think we should call the new offense "Runnin Scared" The new fight song for the team should be "Can't Buy Me Love" or "Down With The Sickness"

    The Song for this site should be "Break Stuff"
     
  9. dsteve

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    if we get tebow to play quarterback im offcially done with the miami dolphins.
     
  10. BayAreaFinFan

    BayAreaFinFan D'oh Club Member

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    I will cancel my Sunday ticket if this happens.
    I hope the jinx works!
     
  11. pacadermng67

    pacadermng67 New Member

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    No, Tebow goes to Jax, then we get Henne :knucks:
     
  12. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    lmao well done monst
     
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  13. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Good lord I hope not. I'd deserve to be tarred and feathered if I double jinxed us into Tim Tebow.
     
  14. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    no way. We all know that God hates the Dolphins. This would never happen. Although..maybe since God hates the Dolphins, he will inflict Tim Tebow on us...hmmmm.
     
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  15. steveincolorado

    steveincolorado Spook, Storme & Pebbles

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    If god loves Tebow, then why did he him a ****ty arm?
     
  16. jpep13

    jpep13 Coach Of The Year Club Member

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    Please Jinx it
     
  17. schisno

    schisno Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure there's some kind of loophole that prevents one from jinxing one's own jinx.
     
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  18. Tin Indian

    Tin Indian Rockin' The Bottom End Club Member

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    After all the crap of the last week it would be our luck. Good move on the pre-emptive jinx! Hope like heck it works!
     
  19. Vinny Fins

    Vinny Fins Feisty Brooklyn dolfan ️‍

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  20. TotoreMexico

    TotoreMexico Your retarded

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    If Teblow becomes a Dolphin, i will not watch a single game until he's gone.
     
  21. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Sirius NFL is speculating possible landing spots for Tebow. Right now the only names they can come up with are the Dolphins, Jaguars, and Patriots. Jags are not likely because of Henne. Patriots because of the McDaniels connection. Miami they mentioned because "Ross is more interested in selling tickets than winning." They also said, and I quote, "That team is desperate enough and foolish enough." Please prove them wrong, Ireland. I know I've been saying a lot of awful things lately, but if you say no to Tebow and draft a QB I'll be temporarily appeased.

    I'll also ask for help from another unlikely source. The Patriots. If there's one team that can sign Tebow without getting laughed at, it's them.
     
  22. steveincolorado

    steveincolorado Spook, Storme & Pebbles

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    This is all Henne's fault!!!!
     
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  23. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    I feel several tumors growing inside of me.
     
  24. Lab3003

    Lab3003 Golden era

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    I think they should do it. I'm for whatever gets these people all fired.
     
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  25. schisno

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    This whole offseason could be like watching a mashup of Major League and Facing the Giants.

    An owner that is only in it for the big bucks, except I don't think they'll have a cardboard cut out of Ross as a motivational piece... really who needs to see that unveiled after winning enough games.

    Throw in Tebow and he'll motivate and change the culture of the club through the power of his prayers alone and then you guys will go on to win and remember that you win for a higher calling, forcing Ross to sell the team to a former player who will run out of money for the sequel.
     
  26. Onehondo

    Onehondo Senior Member Club Member

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    I love Tebow for his character, heart and desire, but please! No to Tebow!
     
  27. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    Oh god were going to get that guy.
     
  28. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    same here, I will absolutely cancel my subscription. I remember getting a student loan just to get my first satellite dish when directTV first came out. back in the days when you had to install the dish yourself.
     
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  29. DOLFANMIKE

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  30. DOLFANMIKE

    DOLFANMIKE FOOTBALL COACH 32 YEARS Luxury Box

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    When Ross determines just how much money he can make with Tebow, he won't care what Ireland thinks. Merchandise and ticket sales will be among the tops in the NFL. The rich will get much much richer.
     
  31. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    I too am looking forward to Tim Tebow. I am preparing to buy his jersey. I am also going to tattoo "Jeff Ireland: GM For Life" on my arm.
     
  32. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    No, by fist pumping you're supporting the JINX! I almost fist pumped your post until I double checked and realized it was PRO-TEBOW!! Sorry Mike, probably the first time I've ever "removed a fist pump" :lol:
     
  33. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Despite the report that Miami Dolphins have discussed a trade for Tebow, I heard a report on Sirius NFL that one Dolphin source had said the team currently does not have any interest in Tim Tebow. Sorry, no link.
     
  34. DOLFANMIKE

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    Tebow nation just got a Timmy tweet and he says it's looking really good that he's coming to Florida.




















    I'm just kidding I havent heard crap.
     
  35. Alex13

    Alex13 Tua Time !!! Club Member

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    i take him as a TE/H-back option
     
  36. Deus ex dolphin

    Deus ex dolphin Well-Known Member

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    While I like the idea of another 1-15 season that gets rid of Ireland and gets us the #1 pick so we can get a Franchise QB, you just know that Tebow would improve and play well enough to get us to 8-8 and well out of decent QB drafting range. Not good enough to make the playoffs, not bad enough to get the high pick we need. Actually, the same scenario will play out with Moore/Garrard. Mediocrity cycle. :no:
     
  37. DOLFANMIKE

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    Tebowing soon~
     
  38. Califin

    Califin Well-Known Member

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    Nobody will blame you Monst. The wrath we're dealing with clearly exceeds any errant mojo. The fandom is under seige, and appears they released the Kraken. Our numbers may thin before its over.
     
  39. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    I want to know what makes people think Tebow can block, catch or run routes. Seriously.
     
  40. Laces Out

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    His athleticism and drive to be successful. Just my .02


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