***Official Greatest Movie Quotes of All-Time***

Ivan Drago

 

Screw you creepo!


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I just wanna tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

 

Probably my favorite two from my favorite movie


" But you know, when I look at these contestants! For the Miss Black Awareness Pageant, I feel good! I feel good, because I know there's a God somewhere! There's a God somewhere! Turn around ladies for me please! You know there's a God who sits on high and looks down low! Man cannot make it like this! Larry Flynt! Hugh Hefner! They can take the picture, but you can't make it! Only God above, the Hugh Hefner on high, can make it for ya!"


And

" Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano the minute he was 76 years old. Joe Louis was always lying about his age. He lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra came in here and sat in this chair. I said Frank 'you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis?' You know what Frank told me, he said "Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old"

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When a man lies, he murders some part of the world.

 

Chip Douglas: You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God!

Chip Douglas: Come back here, so that I may brain thee!

 

@ this thread : I am very happy to be here!

 

Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.

 

"**** even in the future nothing works"

"No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."

"We're in now, now."

"We ain't found ****"

"Nice dissolve."

 

If we win tonight thats 3 in a row. That's called a winning streak. It has happened before.

 

http://youtu.be/WO4tIrjBDkk

 

You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught, and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me. After that... my guess is you'll never hear from him again.

 

"I love lamp"

"life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gunna get"

"RUN FORREST RUN!!!!"

"where we're going, we don't need roads"

"that isn't flying, that's falling with style"

 

LOL....I use this one with my son all the time from the same:

"I must break you"

 

NSFW language...better off using video than posting

[video=youtube;nWRxPDhd3d0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRxPDhd3d0[/video]

 

"I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ****ing fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're *******s! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****!" ~ Clark Griswold, National Lampoon's Vacation

 

Don't touch!

That whole scene of him losing it was great.

 

One of the more underrated comedies of our time:

I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines.

We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.

An effete British superhero, to be precise. I am pilfering your tableware because I hurl it. I hurl it with a deadly accuracy. The Blue Raja is my name. And yes, I know I don't wear much blue and I speak in a British accent, but if you know your history it really does make perfect sense.

You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.

Someone must have ripped the "Q" section out of my dictionary, 'cause I don't know the meaning of the word "quit".

Looks like tonight the lone wolf rides... alone

Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.

I... am the Waffler. With my griddle of justice, I BASH the enemy in the head, or I burn them like so! I also have some truth syrup, which is low in fat.

All I'm saying is, when we split the cheque three ways the steak-eater picks the pocket of the salad-man.

My name. Ummm... wow. Okay... It's... Phoenix... Phoenix Dark... Dirk... Phoenix... Dark Dirk. I was christened Dirk Steel and then I changed it to Phoenix...

 

Another one of the more underrated comedies of our time:

When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

[singing] He slams the door He stomps his feet He sends me to bed with zilch to eat But my stepdad's not mean he's just adjusting.

It's a shame this happened. Okay, now let's go pray and get ****faced.

What are you, blind? It's a ****! It's not a rocket, you sick ****! It's a ****! Look. It's a **** and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a *****! ***** maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough.

Captain Kangaroo, like Jesus Christ, was someone you could really believe in. With those guys it wasn't about the bells and whistles and the rickety rackety, it was all about the work. Especially Jesus.

Hello, little nipple-nibbler. The rhino's a Nazi!

Has anyone ever suggested that maybe a little yoga, maybe a high colonic or two could loosen you up a lot?

You're gonna be so rich, you'll be pissing on hundred dollar bills just to see the look on Franklin's face!
I don't think I could ever do that. I have far too much respect for what that man accomplished.

If you rat on the Parade of Hope, you'll be lucky to find your toenails. These guys are the roughest of all the charities.

Look what you've done to this place. It's all Diane Fosse. When I lived here, it was Bob Fosse. Right there, I had a big painting of a naked chick holding a little plant; very tasteful, no bush... not a picture of your ****ing mother!

Buggy Ding Dong will rise up from his ashes like a magnificent Phoenix! Or some other town in Arizona!

 

"can I do your back hunny?" "I already did my back" "can I do your front?"

"excuse me, can you tell me how to get back to the interstate?" "**** yo' mama!" "thank you very much"

 

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.

Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.

We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.

And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

"We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We're going to live on!

We're going to survive!"

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!

 

YEAH i use that one too on my kids

 

Excuse me stewardness, I speak Jive. .....
...Cut me some slack Jack, my momma didn't raise no dummy

Surely, you can't be serious...I am serious, and don't call me Shirley

checkmate on those

 

Eddie at his best. Good stuff.


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Airplane would need a whole separate thread.

 

"When I was 19, I did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out. It was a rifle shot in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot. It's the only thing I was ever good at. Well, see ya tomorrow."


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"So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door."

"Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it. "

"Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on."

- Blow.

 

"PC load-letter? What the **** does that mean?"

 

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife –and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2NYkANHlnU&feature=youtube_gdata_player


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"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

"Do or do not. There is no try."

 

One of those movies I never get tired of. "May the wind always be at your back, and the sun upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars..."

 

You just shot an unarmed man!
Well he should have armed himself.

Hell kid, we all got it coming.

And don't go cuttin up on no whores neither! Or I'll come back and execute every last one of ya.

 

That one too. That whole tape he recorded for his dad was great.