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Lauren Tannehill!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by shaunm000, Jun 1, 2012.

  1. FinNasty

    FinNasty Alabama don’t want this... Staff Member Club Member

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    Hot... but man do I hate this new high waist line thing chicks are rocking these days...
     
  2. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    ESPN's Cowherd went on a pretty funny rant, about how HBO's Hard Knocks is really a ploy to just film her shopping and tanning at the beach, with small cut-aways to the Dolphins' camp, etc....hahahaa.,..made me chuckle!
     
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  3. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    I can't get past her eighthead.
     
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  4. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    hahhahahahahhahahahhaaa
     
  5. WharfRat

    WharfRat Malignant Lunatic

    Snort
     
  6. Larry Little

    Larry Little Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Oh, yeah... she's hideous. :shifty:
     
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  7. thisperishedmin

    thisperishedmin Well-Known Member

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    I just dont see what the big deal about her is... and if shes going to be discussed every other week Tannehill better start playing like Brady so that its tolerable. I just hope she doesnt become the next Giselle without the QB to back it up...
     
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  8. jdang307

    jdang307 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Hideous? No.

    Hot? No.
     
  9. JDelenne

    JDelenne Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Everyone that thinks Lauren Tannehill isn't gorgeous should start posting pictures of their wives so we can criticize them
     
  10. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    Bring on the criticism...

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  11. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    I think you have that backwards.

    If you don't want your wife judged then you don't parade her around.
     
  12. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    So what is Ryan supposed to do with her? Hide her in the basement so others won't see and continually talk about her?
     
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  13. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    No but he does parade her around a bit. Why is it you never hear about any other draft pick's wife?
     
  14. jdang307

    jdang307 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    This is kind of funny.

    She was already being judged.

    Someone comes up with a different opinion then it's oh hell no a differing opinion? Put your wife up and let us judge her.

    She's not ugly. She's just not as gorgeous as people want to make her out to be. Hell our cheer leaders look much better.

    If you want this to be gorgeous so be it. I just don't agree.

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  15. Bruzer

    Bruzer New Member

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    I'm not much of a blonde person anyways, I love my brunette chicks, so I find her to be alright and I can see the appeal of her she just don't appeal to me.
     
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  16. ckparrothead

    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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    Really awful, judgmental, terrible analysis coming in 3...2...1...

    Pros:
    1. At least she's a natural blonde
    2. Nice smile when she keeps the shutters low enough to hide her gums
    3. Obviously she's in good shape

    Cons:
    1. Keep those lips at half-mast, Wilbur
    2. Consider losing your tanning salon membership card for a while
    3. What the F-CK is up with those shorts?
     
  17. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    IMO, it's because the media wants to make a big deal about her. It's generally only QB wives we hear much about anyway. Apparently, Luck and RG3 are still single.

    The wife/GF I'd have liked to seen more of was Janoris Jenkins's woman. They showed them sitting on the couch together when the Rams called him. I was thinking man there is one fine looking sista. Probably more than old MrClean could handle these days anyway. ;)
     
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  18. hammer

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    Hide her in my basement.
     
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  19. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    At your age she'd break your hip......:knucks::lol:
     
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  20. ckparrothead

    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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    I think she's good looking, bordering on gorgeous. But she's someone that needs to actually make an effort to try not to look so plastic, and going to the tanning salon three times a week isn't helping that.
     
  21. padre31

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    No real comment on Mrs Tannehill per se, but I've always found it funny that women will wear heels for a picture then have the picture taken in a place where heels make no sense to wear.
     
  22. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Beautiful girl.
     
  23. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    The hips are still good my lad. She's probably a real goer though. 5-6 times a day I'd guess. Have to be sure the old ticker and my friend "John Henry" could keep up. ;)
     
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  24. jw3102

    jw3102 season ticket holder

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    Is she an attractive woman- Absolutely.

    Does this make the Dolphins team better and more talented- Absolutely NOT.

    The fact is that the Dolphin players could have the best looking wives and girlfriends in the NFL and this still doesn't make up for the fact that they are just not talented enough to be a playoff team in 2012.
     
  25. MikeHoncho

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    Let's be reasonable here. That's ridiculous. He could simply convert to Islam and slap a burka on her.
     
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  26. aesop

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    Smiles like someone with down syndrome and has an abnormally pixelly face. Decent rack, though.
     
  27. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    Okay, if we're talking NFL wives, clearly Antonio Gates has to be in the Top 3, possible Top 1:

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  28. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Thank you...I agree.....

    actually look at that pic....she looks like Tom Brady with long blonde hair....

    Thats doesnt mean I wouldnt hit it.....I hit a 250 pound Samoan in the military once, so yeah I'd hit...
     
  29. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Who the hell is this pig??

    EDIT: My bad Laces, I didnt mean that.....
     
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  30. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  31. ckparrothead

    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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    It's hard to imagine anyone came even close to implying that Lauren Tannehill's hotness makes the Dolphins a better football team.
     
  32. FinNasty

    FinNasty Alabama don’t want this... Staff Member Club Member

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    I didn't like Tannehill as a QB prospect. After reviweing the film on his wife, she clearly doesn't have what it takes to make Ryan sucsessful on the NFL level...
     
  33. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    I agree with the post below. I never said she was ugly, just not hot to me. I see 100 girls a day hotter then her here at UCF daily. I've posted pics of my wife and I here before.

     
  34. Larry Little

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    First of all... Lauren Tannhill is absolutely smoking hot. I also think she could stand to take a layer of makeup off and ease up on the tanning, but that's nitpicking. I like the fact that she isn't 'perfect'.

    She's f'n gorgeous, IMO. Way to go, Ryan. You're a lucky dog.
     
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  35. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    Even if you did, doesn't hurt my feelings. We're good :knucks:
     
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  36. Two Tacos

    Two Tacos Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    This meme fits this thread.



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  37. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    I think I can settle this.....I would say that a majority of the board would definitely not kick her out of bed......unless it was time to get some on the floor.

    My general philosophy about normal looking women is this; they are like art, someone can find something to appreciate about them. Is Mrs. Tannehill attractive? I'd be lying if I said no. Do I think she is gorgeous? Well...I did post a pic of my wife....
     
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  38. RGF

    RGF THE FINSTER Club Member

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    Went back and looked, and sumbitch you`re exactly right.:lol:..... Hit it? of course.
     
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  39. Fin D

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    I would. I find her hideous. I'm sure she's nice, but I think she looks like a monster, specifically the Crypt Keeper. But who cares, whatever floats someone's boat.

    But hey, i'm an ugly mutha effer. I'm fat with big ears. Who cares?
     
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