Caption Contest: Richie Incognito

Right before the bullet leaves the chamber (via Twitter):

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LMAO, not the judge but I will buy you a beeer for that one. Goodell will suspend anyone for doing anything these days.

 

You should never start these without a good pic to caption.
Epic Fail.

The lack of creativity falls on you. We all get to buy ourselves a beer and not ever caption a not funny picture again.

 

Hey Carpenter, can you split these uprights?

 

No caption here.

I'm just laughing at his baby face.

 

Omar Kelly ‏@OmarKelly David Garrard dinged his knee stopping richie incognito from shooting a deer.

Omar Kelly ‏@OmarKelly Ryan Tanehill Apparently held down the deer while richie shot it.

 

"A Fat **** with a Nice Buck."

 

[video=youtube;WHCYEe5iUsc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHCYEe5iUsc[/video]

and you guys thought i had a nice rack on hard knock!

 

"these antlers are how wide my *** will be once I retire"

 

Omar Kelly Says: "Richie had a bad day of hunting today. He bagged a massive buck but overall just showed he isn't ready. Garrard is the true hunter"

 

Bob Griese says:
Look at Ralphie Incognito with his pet moose. He'll be a fine TE for the Dolphins.

 

[Moments earlier they hit a deer, it's now riding in the back seat of Richard's car]
Tommy: Where are we gonna take the deer?
Richard Hayden: I dunno, the vet?
Tommy: You take dead animals to the vet?
Richard Hayden: Why not? I'd take you to the vet.
Tommy: Yeah I'll take you to the... Um...
Richard Hayden: Got that?
Tommy: Shut up.

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David Spade taking the picture, Incognito resembling a younger Farley next photo the deer wakes up

 

"Good shooting Richie"

 

"Richie Incognito with a deer he just shot while hunting"

 

"Miami Dolphins guard #68 Richie Incognito Shown here with a deer he just hunted, looks like dinner is served for the Incognito family"

 

"Richie Incognito (in blue) with a dead dear (in foreground)"

 

"Richie Incognito, shown here wearing a nike shirt"

 

Haha pretty much

 

"Richie Incognito showing his kill on his instagram account"

 

"Richie Incognito"

 

[video=youtube;yCFB2akLh4s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCFB2akLh4s[/video]

 

"A guy hunting"

 

"Sick going way past funny."

 

"Lucky getting more fist bumps."

 

And then Pugsly said, "now that I got this trophy buck, I can kill Wednesday and put her head right next to it".

 

Thanks.

 

The above quote is from SICK, saying "Thanks" to HardKoreXXX. I quoted it and typed, "The above quote from SICK, saying "Thanks" to HardKoreXXX."

 

General response to something Finascious D said previously in the thread

 

^ Words.

 

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"Lucky going way past funny"

 

"See girls, this is what happens when you don't wear a bra."

 

References to The Big Lebowski should always be named the winner!!!

 

"Great White Hunter saves his family from sure starvation by fearlessly tracking down and slaying a dangerous Axis deer on a Texas game farm."

 

"Phinsational attention whoring again"