Things the Dolphins could do that would ACTUALLY SURPRISE you

That's Wacist!!

 

Start off a game by driving down the field offensively and scoring, setting the tone for whoever it is we are playing. You know, act like a winner...

 

Drafting someone that actually makes big plays.

 

-see a pass catcher get wide open

-not see an opposing pass catcher get wide open against us

 

This thread is funny- good idea.

 

welcome, you're the new miami dolphin gm

 

Stop a tight end(any tight end)

 

Philip Livas in his first preseason game, but who needs a returner who can score TDs anyway?

 

That

 

have a coach with at least half a clue about football

 

Dominate a game. I think the last time was when they broke out the *****cat on NE. Also have a winning streak longer than 2 games and have no more than 1 division loss.

 

Ted Ginn did have a punt return for TD his rookie year in 2007 against eagles... shocker that we made anyone punt that year. Before that Jeff Ogden returned a punt in 2000 vs GB. Before that you need to go back to OJ McDuffies rookie year in 1993.

Looks like we return a punt for td every 7 years, so we are not due again until 2014...

 

Baby steps my friend. I would settle for a few three and outs on defense and an effective drive more than once in a game.