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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Yellow Snowman, Aug 14, 2012.

  1. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Sometimes I like to lay on the floor of the shower and pretend I'm a shrimp.
     
  2. MikeHoncho

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    Shut this thread down. Rocky has just won it.
     
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  3. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    [​IMG]
     
  4. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    I picked an annoying booger and wiped it on the cat b/c I was too lazy to get out of bed.
     
  5. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I drive a nissan versa
     
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  6. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    I hate green things.
     
  7. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    I like to follow E around and paint things green when he isn't looking.
     
  8. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    I bet you pay everything in quarters then.
     
  9. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    I still pee in my sink
     
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  10. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Gold dollars.
     
  11. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    I like to follow Fin D around and paint things blue that he just painted green.
     
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  12. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    I peed in a chick's sink once b/c I didn't want to wake her and risk having to talk and/or cuddle. [​IMG]
     
  13. His'nBeatYour'n

    His'nBeatYour'n Glass Ceiling Repairman

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    When I'm walking and discover my fly is open or my belt is undone, I leave it be.

    I'd rather someone tell me about it than have them see me zipping or buckling up and assume I just took a public piss, or was just randomly exposing myself.
     
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  14. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    I peed in an empty water gallon container b/c I was in the middle of Rainbow Six Vegas and didn't want to walk downstairs.
    Then I hid it in the loft closet..... and peed in it again the following night.
    Then I forgot it was in the closet and my ex wife found it.
    Women just don't understand.
     
  15. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I once got a free gas can at a florida marlins game, i took it home and turned it into an epic bong. I named it "d-train". Then i left it in my apartment i moved out of, a portaguese family of 9 moved in when i left. i assume they found it and used it to feed their goats.
     
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  16. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    I once moved into an apartment and found an epic bong........ and a box of gay porn.


    Disappointingly, the box of gay porn left me apprehensive about putting my lips on the bong. So I only got high once.
     
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  17. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    One morning recently I woke up late for work and combined my morning piss and shave with my electric razor into a single exercise. Stood in front of the sink and mirror. Saved me at least 1-2 minutes.
     
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  18. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    God bless America.
     
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  19. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Nice feat. Was this also during morning wood?
     
  20. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    Yup. I think the piss took longer than the shave lol

    Sent from my DROID2 using Tapatalk 2
     
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  21. PSG

    PSG Clear Eyes. Full Hearts.

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    I like to smell my fingers......
     
  22. MikeHoncho

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    Sounds about right
     
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  23. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Dont you hate it when you get a zit on your balls?
     
  24. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    ..... when I poop and scratch my butt.
     
  25. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    So I was watching Looney Tunes today and I realized something: Pepe Le Pew likes *****(cats)
     
  26. PSG

    PSG Clear Eyes. Full Hearts.

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    My wife pops my zits.
     
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  27. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I like dipping my finger in candle wax and letting it harden, putting my finger prints inside of a protective cocoon, and pretending I will rob a Jewelry store without leaving a trace.
     
  28. MikeHoncho

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    They can ID your face. Gotta dip you entire body in wax. Stoopid.
     
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  29. Big E

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    No....I live in the 21st century blueman I use a "debit card"
     
  30. ToddPhin

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    she pops mine too.
     
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  31. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    I once put a half eaten cherry in a Dixie cup, farted in it, covered it with my hand, then walked up to my mom and asked her if the cherry smelled funny.
     
  32. Big E

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    This thread reminds me of the 3 am crew...
     
  33. His'nBeatYour'n

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    Ricocheting autumn farts.
     
  34. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    I cut the grass earlier today, showered, relaxed with some beers while watching the game.... then felt a quick pain on my left nut. Went into the bathroom to check it out. A F***ING deer tick!.... on my F***ING balls! I tried to squish it slowly to deny that sonofabitch a quick painless death, but it wasn't satisfying b/c I couldn't hear the fu**er scream & beg for its life.
    On my GODDAM balls!
     
  35. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    You would think something other than your own hands fondling your balls would be a welcome change.
     
  36. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    screw you man, screw. you.




























    screw you
     
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  37. BlameItOnTheHenne

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    Stay dry
     
  38. WhiteIbanez

    WhiteIbanez Megamediocremaniacal

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    I hurt my back today helping a guy push his car out of a busy road. The car died and he needed some help.
    Everyone else who drove by him blew the guy off. I stopped.
     
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  39. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    You're a good man. Most people only care about themselves these days.
     
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