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Do You Think I Am White? Why or Why Not?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Bpk, Sep 6, 2012.

  1. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    This is my attempt to start a racially charged thread. And one entirely about the poster (which technically abrogates TOS if it's inflammatory, so please be objective in your observations).

    So... am I white?

    Why or Why Not?

    Oh God, I am instantly regretting this... please keep the racist stereotypes to a minimum (yeah right)
     
  2. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    All due respect to your experiment, but who cares? Perhaps this is a PoFo topic?

    Edit: interesting word choice on your question btw....
     
  3. TiP54

    TiP54 Bad Reputation

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    You are absolutely white.

    Because a black or a Hispanic person would not have that avi that you do.

    /Thread
     
  4. Yellow Snowman

    Yellow Snowman New Member

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    No chance you're white, we all know only Mexicans live in Hell-A
     
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  5. cdz12250

    cdz12250 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    The problem with the question is the definition of white, and if it's defined too strictly, all the things you could be instead of white.
    For example, Hispanic or Mexican and white are not mutually exclusive. Are Italians white? Greeks? Albanians? Arabs? Moors? Jews? Turks? Persians? Afghans? People from India?
     
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  6. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Good question(s).
     
  7. Fin Fan In Cali

    Fin Fan In Cali Dolphin fan since 1970 Luxury Box

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    I know the answer :alien:. I have been to a game with Barry.
     
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  8. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    do I give two ****s.............nope nope not at all.
     
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  9. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Black. Your user name is initials meaning something. Everyone knows black people love using initials:

    NWA, O.PP, P.Diddy, N.E.R.D, ODB, B.I.G, Dr J, KG, LL COOL J, LT, LT, JT, LBJ, MJ, OJ, T.I., T.O., and of course MLK

    BPK, Barry is black as night. /end thread
     
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  10. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    uh kkk. Last I checked. Not a black organization.
    icp definatly not black
    eminem short for ummmmmmmm marshall mathers.
     
  11. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    How about STFU?
     
  12. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    pretty sure a black person invented that. White people come up with ****ty abbreviations in case you didn't notice.
    IRS is another one.
     
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  13. Vengeful Odin

    Vengeful Odin Norse Mod

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    yolo.
     
  14. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    Very white I presume.
     
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  15. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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  16. finsincebirth

    finsincebirth Well-Known Member

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    I think you posted one of your comedy videos once, and you (if that was you) were white. Plus I've spoken with you on the phone and you sounded white. Man does that sound racist.
     
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  17. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    Whitish. Probably a mutt but from some countries w/slightly darker people.

    Barry makes me think jewish but I doubt that's the case here.
     
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  18. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Jew.
     
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  19. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Im not really sure what the purpose of this is but im inclined to say no you're not white. Im going with black...always bet on black :lol:
     
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  20. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    I talked to you on the phone during Madden Franchise Online (Unless Im totally mistaking you for another random person....been so long) and you definitely SOUNDED white. I don't mean that any race talks better than another, just that vocal inflections and word choice made you sound as white as I am.

    Though Im going to say your wife isn't white....just for the fun of it. I mean I've never known a white female to have such astute football observations. (Kidding and no offense to any white female posters we may have!)


    EDIT: Also your custom user title screams WHIIIIITE
     
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  21. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    You prefer Johnny Carson over Arsenio Hall, and Pliney The Elder over malt liquor... so you're obviously Mexican. :shifty:
     
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  22. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    The fact you're asking makes me think black/other. But black people aren't typically into nerdy **** like making sure they vote in an online internet game every 2 hours. Maybe Asian?

    Edited to add: Didn't you used to have a link to a comedy sketch in your sig? Or am I thinking someone else? That seemed like white people comedy.

    White, black, hispanic, asian, other: You're alright in my book! :up:
     
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  23. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Can you jump???
     
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  24. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    When you see a cop...what's your first thought?
     
  25. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    Bad measurement there.
     
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  26. dolfan32323

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  27. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    Brony
     
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  28. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    And I bet none of yous can guess what I am !!!
















    edit: and I bet no one will use any pictures to illustrate what they guess i am.
     
  29. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Obviously....you're gay.
     
  30. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    ...not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
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  31. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    There's something wrong with Seth being gay just as there's something wrong with Seth being considered part of the human race.

    See, he's from Jersey which is a government experiment about atomic douche gone horribly, horribly wrong.
     
  32. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    Shut up and get my shine box Francis.


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  33. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    You proved my point....I just can't tell if you did it willingly or not.
     
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  34. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    You're so stupid bro. Gay isn't a race. It's a disease.


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  35. Jt0323

    Jt0323 Fins Up! Luxury Box

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    [video=youtube;xvgCvT9xX7A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvgCvT9xX7A[/video]
     
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  36. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    If gay isn't a race, how come you won it?
     
  37. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    The people demand answers BPK!
     
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  38. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    You're just jealous that I finished before you did.


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  39. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    lol! Yes you have..... bro.
     
  40. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Lol @ very. Why 'very white'.
     

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