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Yep, this is so Dolphins....

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by schmolioot, Sep 14, 2012.

  1. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I believe I just heard that John Clayton has a real pony tail??.lol
     
  2. Finfangirl

    Finfangirl Season Ticket Holder Luxury Box

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    Jesus, 60 yrds....I kicked for my high school freshman team and the longest and only field goal i made all year was 42 yards.
     
  3. siciliansith

    siciliansith Resident Deviant

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    the fintern still lives lmao
     
  4. siciliansith

    siciliansith Resident Deviant

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    Dolphins dont make it that easy these days! Like your thinking though.
     
  5. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    [video=youtube;USHZZ5bwASU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USHZZ5bwASU[/video]
     
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  6. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    that ain't really Pauly?? Tell me that ain't real...lol
     
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  7. Jcouch1021

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    Maybe this is an open tryout in an attempt to put pressure on carpenter
     
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  8. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Eat the highest number of tuna sandwiches. Win your choice of items from Steven Ross' shrine to Bill Parcells. #DolphinsHalftimeContests

    mention Joe Flacco to Omar Kelly, guess number of seconds before he orgasms, win FAMU tape measure #DolphinsHalftimeContests

    Go unnoticed while watching the Cheerleaders shower, win a Cecil Collins signed throwback hat #DolphinsHalftimeContests


    Still somehow be a fan, win NFL-wide sympathy
    #DolphinsHalftimeContests

    drink 3 bottles of water with Vontae Davis, go through practice session without going pee, win used colostomy bag #DolphinsHalftimeContests

    Find Pat White’s tooth, win a Pat White tooth. #DolphinsHalftimeContests


    I attempt to go an entire seven minutes without telling you all how little you know about football. #DolphinsHalftimeContests

    - Fake Omar Kelly‏@FakeOmarKelly
     
  9. smahtaz

    smahtaz Pimpin Ain't Easy

    One of the funniest commercials ever.
     
  10. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Play naked Twister with Kim Bokamper. > Or... Play naked Twister ON Kim Bokamper.
    #DolphinsHalftimeContests

    Tell Les Brown's girlfriend, "You look hot .... as usssgggh," win free 7-11 slurpee served by new hire Chris Hogan
    #DolphinsHalftimeContests
     
  11. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    This is hilarious. They should win an NFL contract as well.
     
  12. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Guys??, that's not really his hair, I ask because I heard an inter view on the radio mocking him that it's been a big secret, but people know about it..

    I'm confused, it can't be real..
     
  13. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    "HEy MA!!!! Meatloaf!!!
     
  14. Mk2

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    Another embarrassment, at least we are not giving Tebow anymore ceremonies when he shows up with the jets (disclaimer I actually like Tebow...)
     
  15. bran

    bran Senior Member

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    10k for a 60 yard field goal
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  16. BayAreaFinFan

    BayAreaFinFan D'oh Club Member

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    Ha ha ha. Just a 60 yard field goal, a distance even a pro kicker has a less than 50% chance of making
     
  17. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    Fan reaction to this kick is going to be fun...I think the crowd is going to be cheering harder for the person trying to make this field goal than they do for the team. God I hope whoever does kick it, makes it.

    The infamous 40 yd field goal. The chincy-ness(?) of this organization has become so absurd that this has become the latest crescendo in an opera of failure.

    Didn't Will Ferrell's character in Semi-Pro offer the same amount of 10,000 dollars?

    Latest reports say that Mike Dee announces the placeholder:

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  18. MikeHoncho

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    A large check with "$10,000" written on it. Sounds about right.


    What's next? Everyone in attendance gets a free corndog if the Dolphins score 17 points Sunday? We gonna shoot Mike Dee out of a cannon? Have Jimmy Wilson wrestle a bear?
     
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  19. Mk2

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    Ill settle for shooting Ireland out of a cannon.
     
  20. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    The Ireland Haters have turned into Jerry Orbach's character from Law & Order, right before the first commercial break.
     
  21. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    I feel sorry for the bear.
     
  22. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    At first I was like, hey Mike, just stick with dogs and frisbees...But Mike was all like

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    NOOO-OOOO!...and make it from 60 yards just to send them a message.

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    20 dogs being shipped in from Beijing were killed that night illegally for tax purposes...

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    What the hell am I gonna do with all those frisbees?
     
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  23. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    ^ WTF post of the decade.
     
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  24. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    I was inspired...
     
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  25. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    I'd rather shoot a cannon at Jeff Ireland.
     

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