Jesus, 60 yrds....I kicked for my high school freshman team and the longest and only field goal i made all year was 42 yards.
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Guys??, that's not really his hair, I ask because I heard an inter view on the radio mocking him that it's been a big secret, but people know about it.. I'm confused, it can't be real..
Another embarrassment, at least we are not giving Tebow anymore ceremonies when he shows up with the jets (disclaimer I actually like Tebow...)
Ha ha ha. Just a 60 yard field goal, a distance even a pro kicker has a less than 50% chance of making
Fan reaction to this kick is going to be fun...I think the crowd is going to be cheering harder for the person trying to make this field goal than they do for the team. God I hope whoever does kick it, makes it. The infamous 40 yd field goal. The chincy-ness(?) of this organization has become so absurd that this has become the latest crescendo in an opera of failure. Didn't Will Ferrell's character in Semi-Pro offer the same amount of 10,000 dollars? Latest reports say that Mike Dee announces the placeholder:
A large check with "$10,000" written on it. Sounds about right. What's next? Everyone in attendance gets a free corndog if the Dolphins score 17 points Sunday? We gonna shoot Mike Dee out of a cannon? Have Jimmy Wilson wrestle a bear?
The Ireland Haters have turned into Jerry Orbach's character from Law & Order, right before the first commercial break.
At first I was like, hey Mike, just stick with dogs and frisbees...But Mike was all like NOOO-OOOO!...and make it from 60 yards just to send them a message. 20 dogs being shipped in from Beijing were killed that night illegally for tax purposes... . . . What the hell am I gonna do with all those frisbees?