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An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by CashInFist, Oct 28, 2012.

  1. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Well, you are the only person that I've seen, that got turned down, doesn't realize it, and then bragged about it on a message board.
     
  2. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    If I hit it, and she personally calls you and tells you how awesome I was, will you you make your sig a Romney/Paul banner until January 1st?
     
  3. pocoloco

    pocoloco I'm your huckleberry Club Member

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    My advice is to go home and just masturbate furiously for several days

    You'll thank me later
     
  4. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I can't. You may not belive me, but I CAN'T do that! I just can't get into it. Maybe I'm weird. But I just can't. I need the real thing...
     
  5. pocoloco

    pocoloco I'm your huckleberry Club Member

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    This is the difference between conservatives and liberals
     
  6. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Just a warning but I may steal this dialogue if I ever decide to produce ****ty romance-comedy movies. Or porn.

    "You want to go out and have fun this weekend?" would make a classic one-liner for a C-rated flick. :up:
     
  7. R u taking her trick or treating today?
     
  8. RickyBobby

    RickyBobby VIP DIY

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    Yeah....okay
     
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  9. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    20 or over I'd say get after it.

    19 or younger: creep mode.
     
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  10. Jimmy James

    Jimmy James Ron Swanson

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    I don't know the law in WV but you're ****ed in VA if she lies to you and you hit it. I say ID check her if you get the chance. That said, you're not getting that chance. Best case, she's over on some Twilight board saying some semi-decent but old as **** creeper is hitting on her. I agree with the spank it hard and move on crowd.
     
  11. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Reason number 2,879 to not move to West Virginia.......................
     
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  12. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    :lol:

    "You know...I really like my driver's license picture. How about you? Do you like your picture? Can I see it? Just lemme ****ing see it!" Fail.

    Yes well according to you guys, almost nobody has an ID, so he will never know :tongue2:
     
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  13. Jimmy James

    Jimmy James Ron Swanson

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    More like get to the house, wait till she hits the head, and search frantically.
     
  14. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    So get a BJ....THEN look for ID confirmation? You slick guy you!
     
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  15. Fin D

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    ...bump into her father....
     
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  16. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    it's West Virginia... he might like getting bumped into.
     
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  17. Jimmy James

    Jimmy James Ron Swanson

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    I'm just saying no action is worth prison plus sex offender registration. Use caution.
     
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  18. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    Well we haven't seen pics yet...
     
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  19. Jimmy James

    Jimmy James Ron Swanson

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    I imagine one of the legal brothels in NV has a young girl who puts this one to shame. If you have to stick it in a sub-20 year old girl, you MUST keep it legal. Too easy to screw up your life...
     
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  20. RGF

    RGF THE FINSTER Club Member

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    2 questions. 1) Does she know how old you are? 2) Does she still live with her parents?

    If both answers are "yes" and you choose to proceed , I suggest you proceed with caution. This can get REAL ugly fast.
     
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  21. USArmyFinFan

    USArmyFinFan Maximum Effort

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    As a father, if it were my daughter, I would be in jail and you'd be in the hospital. Thats just me.
     
  22. Dolfan984

    Dolfan984 Underrated Free Agent

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    I thought general etiquette would be to post pictures on the opening post. Now I've read this entire thread and there's no pictures at all!? How are we supposed to give you a real answer?
     
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  23. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Plot Twist: It's your daughter
     
  24. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Update: Took her to Bob Evans for lunch. Oddly, we were very comfortable hanging out and talking. Took her back to her car, gave her a semi-light kiss, and told her I'd call her tonight.

    To be continued...
     
  25. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Apparently you didn't read very well. I said several times in this thread that I am unable to post personal pics from my phone or computer on this website for some reason.
     
  26. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    1) No. She never asked.

    2) Her mother.
     
  27. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    You would prefer she date some 18 yr old pothead or druggie with no money, over a successful, responsible, drug-free guy, that owns his own house/vehicles/nice things/etc?
     
  28. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    wtf is a Bob Evans?
     
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  29. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    So an 18 yr old in college (who is working part time) who doesn't do drugs (pot is a drug) isn't an option where you live?
     
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  30. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    A very overrated place.
     
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  31. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Are you serious?
     
  32. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I thought they all do drugs at 18. I know I did. LOL
     
  33. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Bob Evans?

    Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

    And for those that don't know, Bob Evans is where old people go cause Cracker Barrel is too exciting.
     
  34. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Have you tried their tomato basil soup? It's to die for! :lol:
     
  35. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    well let's be fair here, you aren't and were never a pot head because you couldn't afford it.
     
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  36. pocoloco

    pocoloco I'm your huckleberry Club Member

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    Ok

    Superglue a fleshlight to the shower wall

    Above that, tape a laminated picture of Pee Wee Herman's face looking back at you over his shoulder

    Problem solved
     
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  37. Jimmy James

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    As a father, this is why I'll own a 12 gauge by the time she's 12.
     
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  38. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    You were just lucky you knew a dealer that would take food stamps.
     
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  39. USArmyFinFan

    USArmyFinFan Maximum Effort

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    Would be hard, she is serving 5 years in Texas state prison.
     
  40. USArmyFinFan

    USArmyFinFan Maximum Effort

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    And this is how she ended up in prison! So no, and if I ever see the guy, I will be in jail and he will be in the hospital.....last time he saw me he dropped his stuff and broke into a dead sprint in the other direction.
     

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