Well, you are the only person that I've seen, that got turned down, doesn't realize it, and then bragged about it on a message board.
If I hit it, and she personally calls you and tells you how awesome I was, will you you make your sig a Romney/Paul banner until January 1st?
I can't. You may not belive me, but I CAN'T do that! I just can't get into it. Maybe I'm weird. But I just can't. I need the real thing...
Just a warning but I may steal this dialogue if I ever decide to produce ****ty romance-comedy movies. Or porn. "You want to go out and have fun this weekend?" would make a classic one-liner for a C-rated flick.
I don't know the law in WV but you're ****ed in VA if she lies to you and you hit it. I say ID check her if you get the chance. That said, you're not getting that chance. Best case, she's over on some Twilight board saying some semi-decent but old as **** creeper is hitting on her. I agree with the spank it hard and move on crowd.
"You know...I really like my driver's license picture. How about you? Do you like your picture? Can I see it? Just lemme ****ing see it!" Fail. Yes well according to you guys, almost nobody has an ID, so he will never know
I imagine one of the legal brothels in NV has a young girl who puts this one to shame. If you have to stick it in a sub-20 year old girl, you MUST keep it legal. Too easy to screw up your life...
2 questions. 1) Does she know how old you are? 2) Does she still live with her parents? If both answers are "yes" and you choose to proceed , I suggest you proceed with caution. This can get REAL ugly fast.
I thought general etiquette would be to post pictures on the opening post. Now I've read this entire thread and there's no pictures at all!? How are we supposed to give you a real answer?
Update: Took her to Bob Evans for lunch. Oddly, we were very comfortable hanging out and talking. Took her back to her car, gave her a semi-light kiss, and told her I'd call her tonight. To be continued...
Apparently you didn't read very well. I said several times in this thread that I am unable to post personal pics from my phone or computer on this website for some reason.
You would prefer she date some 18 yr old pothead or druggie with no money, over a successful, responsible, drug-free guy, that owns his own house/vehicles/nice things/etc?
So an 18 yr old in college (who is working part time) who doesn't do drugs (pot is a drug) isn't an option where you live?
Bob Evans? Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha And for those that don't know, Bob Evans is where old people go cause Cracker Barrel is too exciting.
Ok Superglue a fleshlight to the shower wall Above that, tape a laminated picture of Pee Wee Herman's face looking back at you over his shoulder Problem solved
And this is how she ended up in prison! So no, and if I ever see the guy, I will be in jail and he will be in the hospital.....last time he saw me he dropped his stuff and broke into a dead sprint in the other direction.