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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Yellow Snowman, Aug 14, 2012.

  1. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    Too much Crown and Beer (seperately).

    I woke up to literal crap on my bathroom floor, smeared on the toliet seat, and on my hand somehow. I think what happened was I was taking a dump, realized I had to puke tried to change positions then puked and shat everywhere. My bathroom looks like a war zone.

    To make matters worse, after my roommate made me food this morning (I was too hungover to get out of bed) I felt nauseous. I couldn't tell if I had to burp or puke (again) and figured out too late that I had to puke so I sprint to my bathroom but it was too late. I projectile vomit on the outside of my bathroom door and on the bathroom floor.

    Sorry that was so graphic, but it's safe to say I'm not drinking for at least a month.
     
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  2. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    Sounds like you did well. Cheers.
     
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  3. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Holy **** dude.....
     
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  4. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    nice choice of words lol
     
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  5. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    I am so glad I read this... working 6 days a week seems like child's play when compared to what you'll have to clean up.
     
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  6. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    Glad I could help lol. I wrote an expanded version on reddit and have the top thread on TIFU. I am going to upload pictures on the reddit lol
     
  7. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Surprisingly good feedback all around on Reddit. Except for that actor douche.
     
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  8. Cass

    Cass Active Member

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    Here's an idea. Just don't drop the bloody thing.
     
  9. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Sounds like a regular weeknight at the SICK residence.
     
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  10. RGF

    RGF THE FINSTER Club Member

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    Why do laces break when you`re always in a $%$#& hurry,and NEVER when you`re just putting shoes/sneakers on to walk the dog....take out the garbage.......get the mail.......no,it happens when you`re late and in a hurry. Pi$$es me off!
     
  11. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    minus the blood in the urine.
     
  12. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Boss: Chris want a coffee from starbucks?

    Me: I like my coffee how I like my women....black, grande, and under 2$

    Boss: *not laughing* ok.....so dark roast grande?

    Me: okay *head down*
     
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  13. MikeHoncho

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    Get a new boss.
     
  14. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Invite boss and UCF over this weekend.
     
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  15. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Dunkaroos, man.

    That is all.
     
  16. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.
     
  17. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    Is your boss a large black lady?

    :rimshot:



    :lol:
     
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  18. Yellow Snowman

    Yellow Snowman New Member

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  19. MikeHoncho

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  20. pennphinfan

    pennphinfan Stelin Canez Arcade Scorz

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    incredibly good recipe for one of my favorite cocktails of all time, the Pepper Smash:

    http://www.foodista.com/recipe/BCCWCNPM/the-pepper-smash-cocktail#s.adfig7haabaaa
    Ingredients
    pint Fresh mint leaves, loosely packed
    2 ounces Aviation Gin
    3/4 ounce freshly squeezed lemon juice
    3/4 ounce clover honey syrup
    1 ounce freshly extracted red bell pepper juice
    Garnish: thin red bell pepper slice and a large mint sprig

    Preparation
    1 In a pint mixing glass, add mint and lightly bruise with muddler
    2 Add spirits and mixers, fill glass with ice, and shake vigorously for 6 seconds
    3 Double fine strain into an Old Fashioned glass over fresh ice
    4 Garnish

    it's a bit tough to juice the red pepper if you don't have a juicer, but you can make due with either a garlic press or just cutting up the pepper and smashing/muddling it in a glass/shaker like you would with mint etc until you get some juice out.

    If you do it right, it honest to god tastes like an alcoholic red pepper, which may sound unappetizing to some, but I assure is delicious. Try it!
     

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