Merry Apocalypsemas Eve Everyone!

Party tomorrow. Drink saturday because we survived. Drink sunday for football. Drink monday for christmas!!!!


/repeat for new years

 

Fap to Hard Knocks. As uzghe.

 

Since I'm on the other side of the planet, I'll give you guys play by play as the world ends over here. I'll stay on the air as long as possible!

 

That'll be interesting.

DK: As darkness falls all the sand is turning to...sand

 

Planning my next Apocalypse party. This one is lame, isn't even Anglo.

 

I have a feeling it's gonna go down like this tomorrow:

Gozer - "Choose the form of The Destructor!"
Sick - "Choose what do you mean choose?"
Fin D - "I couldn't help it. It just popped in there."
Frumundah Finnatic - "What? *What* "just popped in there?""
lmeister3 - "LOOK!"
Fin D - "No! It CAN'T be!"
Sick - "What did you DO, Fin D?"
Fin D - "It's the GM of the Miami Dolphins, Jeff Ireland."

 

"It's ...A giant pair of Ted Ginn Jr. hands"

 

Talking about the Jones Town massacre?

I doubt it. Probably would have heard something by now. I recall a Mother slitting her daughters throat (Didn't die) up in Lancaster last year about this and wanting her daughter not to go through that day.

 

No, he's talking about Heaven's Gate.

 

Blasting this right now:

[video=youtube;DU_ggFovJNo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU_ggFovJNo[/video]

 

Oh God the horror, the terror...I woke up and my coffee pot hadn't brewed coffee yet. I actually had to get up and turn it "on"!!!

The end is at hand!!!!

 

Batman retired to live in France with Catwoman=World Ends

 

ha ha you're a virgin

 

Oreo Cookie-geddon Cake I made for work tomorrow:



Gonna be end of the world delicious ya'll.

 

That's a lie!!!! She wouldn't move in with me that gold digging wench!!!

My air conditioner is leaking now and maintenance won't be able to come check it out until tomorrow.

THERE IS NO TOMORROW!!!!!

First the coffee, now the air conditioner!!! The macabre is just too unbearable!!!! AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!

 

awesome!!! Totally awesome!!!

 

Gonna be a lot of people wishin' they didn't commit an involuntary sex act last night.

 

Happy Pockyclips, *****es! We're still here! We can still go to wor... ****. Where's the rewind button?

 

I have the weirdest boner right now.That is excellent work.

 

Why? You've never wanted to **** a cake before?

 

So, anyone fallen off the Earth yet?

 

Well if ending the world is the only way to get rid of Ireland .........I am tempted.

 

Welp, I think the moral of the story is don't go out killing mayans because you think they caused the end of the world. #notwantedinmexico

 

Way to jinx it... its all your fault

 

The first time I laughed out loud in a week or two, thank you.