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i am going to compare pineapples to banna's for a example

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Aquafin, Dec 26, 2012.

  1. Aquafin

    Aquafin New Member

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    sorry i didn't get across what intended so let me redo my original post.

    comparing the HEAT and Dolphins is like comparing pineapples to bananas and I 'm going to do it anyways.

    the Heat has players that anyone of them can step up and lead the team in scoring. with the Heat winning 2 championships its likely to be several years before the city of Miami sniffs another championship. THE Heat have made a honest effort to go for the trophy by bringing in players even though i fully expect one more championship or at least one appearance in the big game before the rebuilding starts.

    By contrast the Dolphins have no intention on getting to a super bowl because of three things that will prohibit this opportunity from happening.

    #1 the Dolphins have only one player that is equal to Mario Chalmers and Bosh let alone D Wade or Lebron James .

    #2 the dolphins are not serious about getting to the super bowl because they refuse to make bold moves .

    #3 the Heat has Pat Riley and the Dolphins have Mike Sherman as offensive coordinator and Jeff Ireland as allegedly the gm.




    Plus Ireland will not get us the players we need because he is horrible at his job.

    THE CITY OF Miami will not win a championship in football because who on the dolphins roster even remotely comes close to being as talented as DWADE and Lebron James ? the answer is nobody .

    last Ricky and Ronnie were more then capable of taking us to a championship Reggie is good but how good ?

    there is no way in hell that the Dolphins will make a playoff appearance until they find two wr's and two tightends . Of course the secondary is a complete joke so there you have it . the Heat = pineapples and the Dolphins = bananas and Ireland = a blind Monkey .
     
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  2. Steve-Mo

    Steve-Mo 'Saban' Guy

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    I dare somebody to read the entire original post.

    EDIT: Nevermind, I made it.
     
  3. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I stopped when he said Mario Chalmers is the 3rd best player on the heat.
     
  4. Den54

    Den54 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Spoiler Alert!!!









    Anti Ireland thread.
     
  5. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell Post Hard, Post Often Club Member

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    Replace "one" with "four".
     
  6. dWreck

    dWreck formerly dcaf

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    anyone else wonder what the hell a banna is?
     
  7. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    This
     
  8. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    This thread is the Kenny Bania of threads.
     
  9. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    in comparison to pineapples, they must be quite something.
     
  10. Sumlit

    Sumlit Well-Known Member

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    If Mario Chalmers is the third best player in the Heat, then take your prediction of one more title before the ship sails, and reduce it to: The ship has already sailed.
     
  11. gilv13

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  12. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    Pandarilla has been out mojo'd.
     
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  13. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    Yeah, poor Ricky...He could've been lauded by a bunch of passive aggressive Betas, instead of seeking supreme spiritual fulfillment, what a loser!
     
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  14. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    Et tu, Kingmotion?

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  15. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I miss the 23rd
     
  16. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    Fixed...




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    Feckin' Christmassy eeeven.
     
  17. huck1974

    huck1974 FU Gene Steratore

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    Lamar Miller is going to be a stud. Also, your going to need to post some numbers that mean absolutely nothing if you want this worthless thread to get anywhere near 24 pages long.
     
  18. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    Yup, total Freudian slip in the title...
     
  19. Berezo

    Berezo Well-Known Member

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    What in the hell is a Banna?
     
  20. Ozzy

    Ozzy Premium Member Luxury Box

    Exactly what i did....

    Bosh bosh bosh bosh bosh bosh
     
  21. Pandarilla

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  22. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    I like pineapples
     
  23. Oghma

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    ^This
     
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  24. Aquafin

    Aquafin New Member

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    ok I reworked the original post for better or worse.


    only I can try so hard to do something that backfires I al most feel like Robert Barone on Everybody loves Raymond or Allan Harper on two and a half men . only I 'm not a tightass .
     
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  25. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    Jesus Aqua, ever hear of spacing and commas?

    Wouldn't hurt to capitalize either...


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    Surprised he didn't hyphenate "tightass"...
     

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