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who is the worst media guy on your list if you had one ?

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Aquafin, Jan 18, 2013.

  1. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    National TV:
    I hate Tony Kornholer as much as i hate the Jets. He knows less the nothing about everything. He's Skip Bayless but for some reason has credibility.

    National Media:
    Jason Cole. Look at his picture. Look at it:
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    If that's not a picture of a guy that furiously masturbates, with Cheetoh dust stained fingers, while watching The Human Centipede, all the while lamenting there aren't enough children in it...then I don't know what is.

    Local Media:
    Tie
    Ardoucheo Sagnutsonhischino & Blowmar Kelly.

    Armando for being the star of Jason Cole 2: Electric Bull****. And Omar, cause really, **** that guy.
     
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  2. KB21

    KB21 Almost Never Wrong Club Member

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    Nationally, you don't get much better than Jeff Darlington and Ian Rappaport. Ian used to cover Mississippi State athletics for the Clarion Ledger in Jackson, MS. Like some other good beat writers we have had, he went on to bigger and better things.

    I don't watch much basketball, but I always liked Sekou Smith when he covered Mississippi State for the Clarion Ledger as well.
     
  3. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I seriously would fist pump if Chris Berman died or retired. He sounds like he's dying at the end of every gurgling sentence with his demonstrative hand movements that make me want to punch a midget. I can't stand him. Plus he's a **** to the camera men and producers. So **** him.
     
  4. Alex13

    Alex13 Tua Time !!! Club Member

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    i don't mind mike mayock during the nfl draft coverage but man when he is doing a game he gets on my nerves....and how in the world could i forget to mention jamie dukes...he is a bum
     
  5. PhinishLine

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    Tedi Freaking Bruschi

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  6. PhinishLine

    PhinishLine Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Oh...and Mark Schlereth!

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  7. Serpico Jones

    Serpico Jones Well-Known Member

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    Mike Mayock sucks during the draft too. He's boring. At least Lord Helmethead has a personality.
     
  8. Anonymous

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    Oh, he's the worst. Absolute worst. Did you hear his rant about Miami U football?
     
  9. BlameItOnTheHenne

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    Mark May
     
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  10. MikeHoncho

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    Always take into account he was the guy brought in to replace Sid ****ing Rosenbarf. Btw, add Sid to the list.I just thank heaven everyday I can listen to Lebatard and Stugotz in the PM
     
  11. His'nBeatYour'n

    His'nBeatYour'n Glass Ceiling Repairman

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    Saw the thread, instantly thought 'Dierdorf!'

    Then I began reading the thread, and it seems like, if you are a media guy, there are a ton of people who consider you the worst. No one seems to be exempt.

    I'm starting to think it's not the media guys who are the problem. The worst is fans.

    I think I owe someone an apology. Sorry Dan Dierdorf.

    Nah, come to think of it again...... **** him. **** you Dan Dierdorf. You suck.

    I feel better.
     
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  12. RickyBobby

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    he is just a racist, sexist ****.

    He got kick off the radio here in Tampa for making a monkey comment while talking about players. Before that I would listen to him when I first moved here and wanted to punch him in the face every time.

    Real POS
     
  13. finsincebirth

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    Verne Lundquist. I can't stand that fat old **** and every time he does a Gator game on CBS I want to shoot myself.
     
  14. oakelmpine

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    Hate him with a passion and he being the nasty, stinkin', rotten Jests fan he is, he hates the Dolphins and makes fun of them as much as he can. Of course he's been mostly silent on the Fins the last couple of years.

    I really, really dislike Chris Berman, and will not even watch a show he is on. He is a homer for the Bills, and hates the Dolphins too.

    Also I dislike Randy Cross & Steve Tasker, their hate for the Dolphins seems personal. I get Tasker because he played for the Bills, but never have understood why Cross seems to go out of his way to hate on the Phins.

    But there is a special place in Hell awaiting Armando Salguero I do believe.

    Alex Marvez is misunderstood I believe, but I do think most of his is bitterness as he has said he is a Dolphins fan and he is just extremely sarcastic about them. His comments usually make me smile and agree, even though many on here will prolly think he is a hater.
     
  15. oakelmpine

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    Griese is just an old fart, he can't help it, but he is really, really bad on the pre-season games on TV and then during the regular season games on the radio. I usually just yell "Captain Obvious" at the radio when I hear his drooling drivel.

    Nat Moore - now that is one that I would fire instantly if I was Ross. No questions asked, just "Thank you Mr. Moore, but your services are no longer needed, and where do we send you the check for your severance". I used to love him, but he put his love for the Gators over the Dolphins and at their expense. Totally inexusable, and undefensable. Disloyalty to the max - he is dead to me.
     
  16. oakelmpine

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    True, he is just so ****ing smug.
     
  17. oakelmpine

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    and his midget co-hort Lou "I never cheated I swear it" Holtz.

    Can you imagine Holtz, Berman, Sharpe and senile Greise on a panel show ? You might wish the Mayans had been right.
     
  18. oakelmpine

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    I thought he was dead.....maybe he is and CBS forgot to tell him ?
     
  19. MikeHoncho

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    Hubie is the worst.
     
  20. Dolphin1184

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    People I can't stand:
    Jalen Rose and his wry smile
    Dan Fouts
    Meril Hoge

    Tolerable only in small amounts:
    Mike Tirico
    Brent "mr hyberbole" Musburger
    Hubie Brown - very smart but talks too much

    Favorites:
    ERIC REID!
    Brad Nessler
    Collinsworth
    Keven Harlan
    Mike Breen
    Marv Albert
     
  21. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    For me you have to separate it into 2 categories - annoying factor and incompetence / stupidity:

    Annoying:

    Mike Mayock - his voice = intolerable.
    Dan Dierdorf - "Hmmmm, a former NFL lineman with a lisp? Let's put him on TV!!!! And have him say "inconceivable" over and over again."
    Chris Colinsworth - incessantly dangles on some player's **** throughout the entire broadcast

    Incompetence:

    Colin Cowherd - never head him make a rationale point on the radio
    Bayless - duh
    Heath Evans - moronic meathead who can't resist talking about his glory days with the Saints and Patriots every chance he gets.

    Honorable mention:

    Tim Graham for his terrible Sanchez **** gobbling a couple years back.
     
  22. Fin-Omenal

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    Mike and Mike are so politically correct it makes them suck.

    Also Dan Lebatard is a jackass.
     
  23. El Hefe

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    I can't STAND Joe Buck!!!!
    But Brad Nessler i like to see doing Sunday night football.
     
  24. Aquafin

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    the poor house
    I really dislike Berman and boomer Eisson for he treats Marino like crap.
     
  25. Aquafin

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    the one guy who i would enjoy listening too woould be Brian Griese because he does collee football pretty well and I used to like his Dad becuase he was smart and knew what it was like from a qb position.
     
  26. MikeHoncho

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    ...



    :shifty:


    [video=youtube;xZr2qOXQJ4w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZr2qOXQJ4w[/video]


    Y YOU NO LIKE LeBatard?



    (Happy LeBronikah)
     
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  27. PhinGeneral

    PhinGeneral PC Texas A&M, Bro Club Member

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    That guy that does the play by play with Charles Davis on NCAA football games for Fox. I think it's Gus Johnson. He makes some of those games almost unbearable for me. I often wish someone on the Fox crew would shoot a tranquilizer dart into his ***. I've never heard someone be so friggin' over-the-top over the mundane.
     
  28. Fin-Omenal

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    Thee...Ohio State University

    He was a douchebag long before Bosh came in the Miami locker room.
     
  29. MikeHoncho

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    ...boy, those Bosh comments are getting weirder and weirder...
     
  30. hammer

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    It's Dierdorf for me and it is not even close.
     
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  31. VManis

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    It's Dierdorf by a country mile for me. He never adds anything meaningful to the telecast and goes off on the weird tangents. I remember once he spent several minutes discussing why the Miami Dolphins weren't really dolphins but rather porpoises and how dolphins are really a kind of fish.
     
  32. MikeHoncho

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    He was talking about Dorado fish which are also called dolphins. He's an idiot.
     
  33. VManis

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    I know and they also are called mahi mahi. Agreed
     
  34. unifiedtheory

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    When Steve Tasker does a Dolphins game I want to push the Q-Tip a little deeper in my ears. He is an intolerable homer/hack.

    Berman should have ben put out to pasture a long time ago.

    Simms and Aikman don't really add anything to the broadcast. They don't tell us anything new. I can at least deal with Aikman, Simms is just a jackass.

    I think this question would be easier to answer by asking who we LIKE, the list would be far shorter.
     
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  35. BlameItOnTheHenne

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    Holtz is old and deranged. Whoever let him be on TV should be fired.


    May is just an *******.
     
  36. Aquafin

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    the poor house
    i would rather listen to Jason Taylor so damn it lets get him in the booth .
     
  37. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Dierdorf. Every time he announces one of our games it's like he's doing the announcing version of giving the other team a sloppy blow.

    I do like Heat announcer Eric Reid. I heard him do a college football game this year as well and it was fairly enjoyable.
     
  38. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    I think for Aquafin that is Wild Turkey and Falstaff. :shifty:
     
  39. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    He's more about basketball but I find Stephen A Smith extremely annoying.

    Ever since I saw him interview Dwight Hollier and Trace Armstrong after a prime time game, and repeatedly mispronounce Hollier's last name, I have disliked Sal Palantonio, or as I like to call him, Pal Salantonio.
     
  40. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    Hands down, the absolute WORST...

    Joe Theisman; His "psychic" abilities (What Peyton Manning is telling his offensive line right now is...) are annoying as hell. If he were so psychic, he should have seen that broken leg coming!

    Cris Collinsworth; Pompous arrogant *** who has a "know it all" demeanor to him. STFU!

    Michael Irvin; The man couldn't say sh1t if he had a mouth full of it

    Dieon Sanders; Can't provide any commentary without comparing himself or interjecting "HIMSELF" in some way, shape or fashion.

    ESPN's Sunday NFL Countdown crew; This USED to be the flagship and the mother lode of pregame shows. Whether your team was undefeated or hadn't won a single game, their show USED to provide a detailed analysis of EVERY game being played. Nowadays? They have so many STUPID segments that take away from analysis of the games;

    "Young is Restless"
    "Coach's Corner"
    "The Maine Event"

    And their analysis focuses so much on the teams on top, with multiple segments devoted to those teams, their individual players that other games end up becoming an after thought.
     

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