An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

But that line is kinda long though, so.........

 

There you go, wasn't sure how to do so on the 'net..

How about=

money=peaceful
peaceful=lonely
lonely=women
women=money

Like a big circle...

 

Hmm, did not see you were here to on foursquare..sheesh how long is the line to get into that place?

 

get out your binoculars and I'll wave for you.

 

or perhaps shoot up a flare

 

I walked in and a sign said take one, a ticket with the number #256 on it, what number did you get?

 

#6 & #127






















.........and #432

 

I think that comes chasing tail

 

Eternal creep status to take an 18 year old, half-******ed ***** to the equivalent of Denny's.

I bet this guy just bought a Corvette.

 

That's sort of a 3some.

 

what are you looking for from an 18 year old girl at the the age of 40? lol a relationship?

 

They'll discuss their favorite Justin Bieber songs.

Seriously though I do not recommend a relationship with a girl that much younger than you. I was dating a girl who was 21 and that was too much for me and I was 28 /29 at the time.

 

Best post of the day!

 

Dun...Dun...Dun...

 

4 years ago I would've told you to go for it.
Now that I have two daughters, I find the fact that you're twice her age creepy.

 

Because its not emotionally healthy for you or the girl.

 

40 and 18...

I'm having trouble connecting with a 19 year old and I'm 24. It still feels wrong.

 

Game? Maybe. More like Grain...

Resolution on your camera? No. You got none.


I was honestly picturing Johnny Bravo with the connection of Elvis and James Dean....which is interesting, cause that is probably one of this gurlz favorite shows...

 

Are you makin' a grunt sculpture?

 

Seeing that picture, I have only one thing to ask.....


So this guy named Cash...what part of him is in your fist?

 

The pic...Bob Evans....Epic Thread

 

My formula is (Age / 2) + 9 = min age requirement

Then again, my math sucks when Im drunk.

 

So man did you find love at the Bob Evans?

 

I really don't wanna see the 18 year old, now.

 

Is that a shark tooth necklace? Jesus christ you're ugly.

 

Looks like a rapist (all due respect). Very rapey vibe.

 

That picture just screams
"I do not have consenual sex"

 

You look like a guy that didn't like the name he was given so you changed it to Cletus Disco. And you didn't change it legally, you just make people call you it, even though they don't....especially your mother....whom you still live with. She still calls you Eugene.

In fact the only thing that makes you angrier then not being called Cletus Disco, is when people mistake your El Camino for an El Ranchero.

 

You need to go into literature, my man.

 

Her parents do however! They're up in arms ever since she went missing!!

 

You should see him when he's not smiling.

 

Well in fairness he just described half the men in West Virginia.