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An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by CashInFist, Oct 28, 2012.

  1. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    He better. I've heard that right turn is a killer.
     
  2. Nappy Roots

    Nappy Roots Well-Known Member

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    Ok guys. We don't need to have a whose better looking argument start in this thread. We know what would happen. I would win.

    By the way. I wonder what getting laid all the time is to CIF. 20 girls at the age of 40 isn't a lot. That's the # I used to aim at a year.
     
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  3. Noodle Arm

    Noodle Arm and you are?

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    So I was in a similar place recently. A co-worker of mine was acting extra friendly towards me, didn't think much of it plus she had a boyfriend. Next thing I know, I get a text saying she broke up with him and wants to "hang out".

    Honestly, I wasn't sure what to do. She was an 18 (just turned 19 last week) year old college student and I obviously have nothing in common with her. I was about to say no but then I remembered...she was a cheerleader, blonde with a great body, so I took the chance. Luckily for me, she didn't want a relationship or anything, she just wanted to slam my salami. I realized that as I get older, these opportunities will not come around very often, so I took the plunge. It was AMAZING and I don't regret it one bit. That is all :)
     
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  4. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    :lol:
     
  5. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    That was a slow summer in the rock club scene during the 80's. :D
     
  6. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Hey, in all fairness it is West Virginia. We should be congratulating him for stepping away from the family tree.
     
  7. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Yep, women will throw themselves at musicians, kinda funny actually.

    And CiF really needs someone to take his pic for him as he stares right into the camera lens like it's last beer in the fridge on gameday Sundays
     
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  8. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    ....meanwhile her uncle standing next to CIF replies, "Not if I get there first!".
     
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  9. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    a year? geesh, that'd be like me going celibate for the final 11 months.
     
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  10. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Um...excuse me? What the hell's so funny!? :p

    I loved it. Got to a point where my drummer at the time got so bored he started a bet with the singer as to who could nail the ugliest woman. A contest I wanted no part of.
     
  11. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Here's a bunch more I posted earlier. Feel free to add on:



     
  12. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    You know guys, girls in magazines (for us old guys) or on the internet technically don't count.
     
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  13. Nappy Roots

    Nappy Roots Well-Known Member

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    Lol yea. I could see that. I said the # I strived for. Not saying I didn't go more then that or reach it every year.
     
  14. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Wasn't comparing bro...fondly reminiscing. :p
     
  15. Nappy Roots

    Nappy Roots Well-Known Member

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    Me neither. I don't care how ugly you were, if you were in a band especially in the 80s, and not gay, your #s should be astonishing.
     
  16. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Case in point.

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  17. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    Pics or GTFO
     
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  18. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    And THAT is what I mean about funny, it got a bit boring so all sorts of creative **** happened..:lol:
     
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  19. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Oh okay! Thought you meant it was funny that they'd wanna bang us ugly ****s! LOL

    I could tell you stories...heh heh heh...
     
  20. Noodle Arm

    Noodle Arm and you are?

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    Ummm...geez....I'm shy...I don't like taking selfies :unsure:
     
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  21. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    I'm talking about the cheerleader...but if you want, keep the awkward coming
     
  22. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Anyone else get the feeling, CiF quit Match.com when he realized there wasn't tab under what you're looking for in a mate that said "slow runner"?
     
  23. MikeHoncho

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    Fighting the urge to look up "slow runner" on urban dictionary
     
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  24. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    LMAO, that's a good one :knucks:
     
  25. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    @RickyBobby

    1.) Yes. I have tennis elbow.
    2.) I usually roll up my sleeves.
     
  26. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    You know you can just quote individual posts, right?
     
  27. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I'm new to Tapatalk. Not sure how to do that yet, lol.
     
  28. Laces Out

    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    you select the post, and then you hit the little"" button and it will automatically quote. Or you can do it the long way and type the BBcode in yourself to generically quote it. It took a bit of getting used to, but it is possible. I wish it had multiple post quoting capabilities like a real website.
     
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  29. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Thanks!
     
  30. Jimmy James

    Jimmy James Ron Swanson

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    CIF, this thread is epic.

    Stringer, I'm 6'3", not 5'6" thank you very much.

    Noodle Arm, I agree we need to skip right to the following things: the ****ty restaurant you take her to and the selfies. We're done with the foreplay in this thread and need to get right to it. :up:
     
  31. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Puberty is a "*****"!!' Lol
     
  32. padre31

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    I bet LOL!

    Eh, semi family forum, so no need for those!

    Also think, and people should keep in mind this was the 80's, the majority in the US just thought long hair and tats meant=low brow.

    What would happen is the "fun" got old, but musicians love to play music, so they got bored with the whole scene but still had to deal in it.

    Pagan, you happen to know Billy Masters?

    As for CiF, yeah dude, don't stare at the camera with furrowed eye brows..unless one enjoys looking like a caveman..:lol:
     
  33. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Well what do you know, just got a call from my super and I go on a flying extradition tomorrow to........?























































    West Virginia.....Cash you wanted in RI by any chance?
     
  34. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Portraits.
     
  35. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Slow runners are less likely to get away.
     
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  36. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    Being great looking is a gift and a curse, you guys have no reason to be upset with your lives.
     
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  37. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Am I the only one who thinks Cash In Fist is one of those guys you see around your neighborhood whose dog ran away 10+ years ago and he's still searching for it?
     
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  38. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    "..take a drink kid..."

    Best movie line ever, explains life in many ways
     
  39. Justright

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    Dude, I think his wheel is spinning, but the hamster has got to be dead.
     
  40. MikeHoncho

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    That makes too much sense.
     

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