I have a niece who has a 31-year old Army guy like her and hitting on her. So you think you have it bad, she has it much more worse.
Sad as it may be she wears that shirt with pride in an inbred town where ten toes, a mouth of teeth, and eyes parallel to each other are a gift from God...... even if she does look like Hugo Weaving in drag (Agent Smith, Matrix)
Dammit Pagan, now those messed up eyes are stuck in my head! My eyes literally tried to cross when I looked at that post.
Lol Damn. My eyes aren't the greatest and I'm on my phone. I was thinking I'd hit it but after I zoomed in...ouch. Don't think I could talk to her without laughing the whole time.
Why wonder? Just ask CIF. Im sure he'll tell ya. Might even give you her number, in case you're ever in WV.
Unless you were kidnapped and forcibly taken there, what reason does anyone have to go to West Virginia? Oh yea...easy to get, undoubtedly three-input Piggly Wiggly cashiers and Waffle House waitresses.
Point of fact, WVa has some of the best kayaking on the East Coast, I've heard it is sort of the Mecca of the sport in some ways.
So this girl and her cat walk into Piggly Wiggly to buy a pack a smokes. The clerk says, "that's quite an unusual critter you got there, where'd you get it?"..... to which the cat responds, "WV, where else!"
how come it took 37 pages for me to point that Cash in Fist's 18 year old girlfriend is Manti Te'o's ex?
Nope, kayaking is a big deal in the Asheville area, the more experienced ones say WVa is just insanely fast with a ton of water drop. Of course, unless one is effeminate then just..carry on.
Interesting, one could be as ignorant as one thinks WVa is. Point of fact, that was filmed in Georgia.
Point of fact: I know It also was about guys on a canoe trip. There's a reason I said "times 10". But yeah I'm ignorant. Maybe there isn't anything other than coal mines in WV. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
And mtns, and lots and lots of "Robert C Byrd" memorial stuff and hot spring spas etc. Point being, bias works both ways. I say that b/c one of the more fascinating characters I've run into in my travels is a WVa redneck (self proclaimed) who is anti semetic and also quite homosexual. Youneverno.
***** please, I've never kayaked, have spent a small amount of time in WVa, enough to know I'd not mind never returning. And Lucky...when your crossed eyes meet that fine thing's crossed eyes, it shall be like looking into a mirror.
hey you whiny *****es, remember, we're making fun of CiF in this thread, not throwing potshots at each other....FOCUS