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An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by CashInFist, Oct 28, 2012.

  1. Justright

    Justright Banned

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    I hope he wears a bra when he runs.
     
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  2. JPPT1974

    JPPT1974 2022 Mother's Day and May Flowers!

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    I have a niece who has a 31-year old Army guy like her and hitting on her. So you think you have it bad, she has it much more worse.
     
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  3. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    women are a step up from sheep... so there's that in his corner.
     
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  4. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    thank god she was already pregnant, right.
     
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  5. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    LOL. He hasn't worn underwear in 23 years but you hope he'll wear a bra? :chuckle:
     
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  6. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Plus being a smoker she had no endurance.
     
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  7. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    he's like an unimpressive cheetah.
     
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  8. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Anyone else imagining this chick looking something like this.....


    [​IMG]
     
  9. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Sad as it may be she wears that shirt with pride in an inbred town where ten toes, a mouth of teeth, and eyes parallel to each other are a gift from God...... even if she does look like Hugo Weaving in drag (Agent Smith, Matrix)
     
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  10. Firesole

    Firesole Season Ticket Holder

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    I bet that dude doesn't have manboobs though
     
  11. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    More like this.

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Dammit Pagan, now those messed up eyes are stuck in my head!

    My eyes literally tried to cross when I looked at that post.
     
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  13. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Hey, sometimes you just gotta appreciate a girl with a hairy pussy.
     
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  14. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    In all honesty CiF I am happy that things are working out between you and your sister/mom.
     
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  15. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    I am pleased that this only took two posts. Indeed.
     
  16. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    [​IMG]

    Is that a tail or a hose stuck in no mans land? I mean CiF land.
     
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  17. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    ***** looks like one of the Thundercats.
     
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  18. RickyBobby

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    Lol Damn. My eyes aren't the greatest and I'm on my phone. I was thinking I'd hit it but after I zoomed in...ouch.

    Don't think I could talk to her without laughing the whole time.
     
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  19. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Somewhere, Lucky and CiF are frantically scrolling through Match.com profiles...
     
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  20. ToddPhin

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    Wonder if her eyes go fully crossed when she's lickin' the lollipop.

    [​IMG]
     
  21. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Picture taken just before she asks, "Hey, yawna go see ma worm c'lection?"
     
  22. PSG

    PSG Clear Eyes. Full Hearts.

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    Why wonder? Just ask CIF. Im sure he'll tell ya. Might even give you her number, in case you're ever in WV.
     
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  23. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Unless you were kidnapped and forcibly taken there, what reason does anyone have to go to West Virginia?

    Oh yea...easy to get, undoubtedly three-input Piggly Wiggly cashiers and Waffle House waitresses.
     
  24. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    [​IMG]
     
  25. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Whats wrong with Army guys?
     
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  26. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Point of fact, WVa has some of the best kayaking on the East Coast, I've heard it is sort of the Mecca of the sport in some ways.
     
  27. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    And by Kayaking you mean incest....
     
  28. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    So this girl and her cat walk into Piggly Wiggly to buy a pack a smokes.
    The clerk says, "that's quite an unusual critter you got there, where'd you get it?"..... to which the cat responds, "WV, where else!"
    [​IMG]
     
  29. McLovin

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    how come it took 37 pages for me to point that Cash in Fist's 18 year old girlfriend is Manti Te'o's ex?
     
  30. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Nope, kayaking is a big deal in the Asheville area, the more experienced ones say WVa is just insanely fast with a ton of water drop.

    Of course, unless one is effeminate then just..carry on.
     
  31. Firesole

    Firesole Season Ticket Holder

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    So it's basically [​IMG] times 10


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  32. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Interesting, one could be as ignorant as one thinks WVa is.

    Point of fact, that was filmed in Georgia.
     
  33. Firesole

    Firesole Season Ticket Holder

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    Point of fact: I know

    It also was about guys on a canoe trip. There's a reason I said "times 10". But yeah I'm ignorant. Maybe there isn't anything other than coal mines in WV.


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  34. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    And mtns, and lots and lots of "Robert C Byrd" memorial stuff and hot spring spas etc.

    Point being, bias works both ways.

    I say that b/c one of the more fascinating characters I've run into in my travels is a WVa redneck (self proclaimed) who is anti semetic and also quite homosexual.

    Youneverno.
     
  35. unluckyluciano

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    I didn't know it was considered incest to **** the family dog. Good to know though.
     
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  36. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    somewhere padre is kayaking up wva pretending he's ned beatty.
     
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  37. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    ***** please, I've never kayaked, have spent a small amount of time in WVa, enough to know I'd not mind never returning.

    And Lucky...when your crossed eyes meet that fine thing's crossed eyes, it shall be like looking into a mirror.
     
  38. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    what's the matter sweetheart? No rednecks around to help you fulfill your fantasy?
     
  39. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Aww, so cute, did you have successful anal reconstruction surgery or are you still leaking?
     
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  40. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    hey you whiny *****es, remember, we're making fun of CiF in this thread, not throwing potshots at each other....FOCUS
     

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