***Official "I hate this..." Thread***

So many questions.

- WTH is a dining room sofa?
- How do you sleep "in" one?
- Why did her little brother know you were looking at porn?

 

1) many homes here do have the TV in their dining area, so sofas or couches are often present.
2) grammatical mistake, I guess?
3) how the hell would I know? He somehow came to know and told her. Maybe, he saw 'history' in my web browser.

 

Quite curious, aren't you Mr. Raccoon?

 

I hate rocky's big, balding, shiny head.

 

You say rat, others say whistleblower.

 

ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip Go on.

 

Simply:

 

with some closer than others, eh. #ourlittlesecret

 

Does that mean there's no mess?

 

Well, atleast I'm not the NSA.

 

Wiping my butt after a good dump and then realizing that I forgot the t-paper...

 

Farting around gay men. Will not do it.

 

But you love it when he rubs it between your man boobs...lol

 

Because you want to make a good impression?

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That's like New Yorker cartoon level of funny. Very nice.

 

I'll add toilet paper as a hate. Baby wipes all the way.

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You *****.

I wipe my *** with a belt sander, because I'm a man.

 

Is it the obsession or the denial?

 

and because it builds up calluses so you feel less pain at the gay bars, right?

 

Hey, you're the one that wants your butthole clean and smelling fresh.

 

Only so my wife will keep washing my boxers

 

That's weird, I don't care and she still washes mine........

 

With hair though...

 

Lol... And the money you give her is spent well on my cars...

 

He strikes me as the total opposite of that. I think he's super clean, his home is all gloss white and he's completely hairless too. Not even eyebrows.

 

I hate people who don't use sidewalks, and when a car rolls up behind them, they give the driver a look as if they have the right of way.