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Just-to-Talk VI

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Jt0323, Apr 17, 2013.

  1. PSG

    PSG Clear Eyes. Full Hearts.

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    How about waking up in a tub, naked, full of water AND bubbles, at a house party. Yup.
     
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  2. ToddPhin

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    ..... with your c*** stuck in a hot water jet and the toilet plunger protruding from your ***.
     
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  3. Fin D

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    In Canada, that's known as "The Moose, The Whale & The Stranger". Many years ago, a 13 year old Bryan Adams would attempt it and it went horribly wrong. Its why his face is tore up and his voice is so scratchy. True story.
     
  4. ToddPhin

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    I've actually been there...... only I woke up naked in my bed rather than the floor. It wouldn't be an embarrassing story if the point at which I apparently passed out didn't occur in the middle of a game of As*hole with my neighbors, 4 friggin Clemson cheerleaders. True story. Roommates were out of town so it was just me, the four of them, and three 64 oz pitchers of margaritas (no ice), each one containing a cup each of tequila, rum, vodka, gin, and triple sec. 40 oz of booze in each pitcher.

    I was getting my *** handed to me, was the as*hole like 4 games in a row and they were punishing me for it big time, so much so that I kept the second pitcher in front of me just for myself, which I fully polished off and got to work on the third one. Got up to piss, thought I was ok, made it to the bathroom..... that's the last I remember. Next day I knocked on their door to find out what the hell happened. Met with a bunch of laughter. Apparently I went to the bathroom and never came out. They checked on me but I didn't answer; tried opening the door but it was blocked; pushed on it till they could peak their head in and saw I was laying on the floor naked with my *** against the door. They said I was mumbling back in all sorts of funny incoherent gibberish. Not sure how I actually got to my bed though. I'm guessing they carried me to it, naked and all. Not at all how I imagined it going down being naked with 4 cheerleaders. For all I know they dressed me up in one of their outfits and snapped pictures. If there are any of me in full drag floating around the net it would be from that night.
     
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  5. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    LOL, how do you come up with this sh-t?
     
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  6. Fin D

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    Knowing full well this gonna get all manner of comments......

    I have a sunburn...on my knees.

    The wife and I floated down the spring fed river yesterday. We put on sunblock, but while standing my shorts covered my knees, in the float, they did not. I have never had sunburnt knees (or rug burnt for that matter). Its a special hell, considering your skin stretches and flexes at the knee every time you move your legs.

    Let the ******* and butt sex comments begin.
     
  7. Firesole

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    I got the top of my knees burnt at a Fins game. Same deal where as I sat down in the stands my legs above the knee were exposed. Yeah it sucks.


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  8. SICK

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    I smoked chicken leg quarters saturday, shredded left overs and heated throughly with franks red hot for a smoked chicken buffalo wrap last night.....was fantastic!
     
  9. bigbry

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    The story would of been better if you said your nuts got burned due to the fact when you ride in a power rangers floatie it hikes up your shorts.
     
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  10. PSG

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    We all know thats what really happened.....
     
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  11. ToddPhin

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    yeah this is gonna ruin your sex life for like a week.
    On the bright side though- perhaps you'll get to visually see your next partner.
     
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  12. Fin D

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    Both of you are idiots.









    It was an Avengers floatie....jackasses.
     
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  13. Jt0323

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    Idk if I posted it here but my roommates dog got into my other roommate weed cookies like a month or two ago. Today we found that she burried another cookie in her bed. Ate it today.


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  14. PSG

    PSG Clear Eyes. Full Hearts.

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    Avengers my ***.
    We both know that floatie had the Disney Princesses on it.
     
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  15. PSG

    PSG Clear Eyes. Full Hearts.

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    Only people who have done "The Moose, The Whale & The Stranger" actually know about it.
    When were you in Canada?
     
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  16. Fin D

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    Canadians spell "finger" as "avengers"?
     
  17. Rocky Raccoon

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    Those were the best days of his life.
     
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  18. Jt0323

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    two days left of my ****ty job!
     
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  19. bigbry

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    Who ate it?
     
  20. Jt0323

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    The dog


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  21. bigbry

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    Colorado is on fire...again
     
  22. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Told you to stop tossing your roaches out the car window... :shifty:
     
  23. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    [​IMG]

    :(
     
  24. bigbry

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    If you only knew how angry I get from seeing some idiot throw a cigarette butt out their window. Can you imagine then if I saw someone waste a roach?
     
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  25. SICK

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    I strained the **** out of my neck/trap at the gym monday. Last night, I hardly slept....and today its on fire. Can't wait to get home and pop a muscle relaxer.
     
  26. SICK

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    Jesus, that's terrible.
     
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  27. Jt0323

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    Finished my last day last night. It was nice to be done! It was a good experience being a chef at a resturant, something I never thought I would ever do. I barely knew how to make cereal. I always end up burning it. Glad to be done and it will be nice to finally have more then one day off a week for a change!
     
  28. SICK

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    Reason #895 why I don't eat out a lot....
     
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  29. Jt0323

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    Yeah being behind the kitchen makes me never want to go out to eat. So many times I had to tell the chef that I wont serve that because I don't want to get people sick. And he is the chef. We had chicken wings that were horrible. He left them in the walk in cooler, they expired 5/10. He wanted me to cook them so we can sell them. Our boss thought something died. I told him I am not serving that chicken because I don't want to be liable if people get sick. He said it was fine, I threw them in the dumpster. He got pissed and said I was wasting food.
     
  30. Rocky Raccoon

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    What's number 261?
     
  31. SICK

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    Pubes.
     
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  32. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Your own or someone else's? Be specific, man!
     
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  33. Rocky Raccoon

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    Sick will chop off his own pubes and sprinkle them on some BBQ chicken and throw it on the grill. I've seen his Facebook.
     
  34. bigbry

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    350 homes have burned
     
  35. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Definitely sucks. The evac zone was moving pretty quickly towards my brother's house in Falcon. Thankfully, it's south-easterly spread has slowed a lot and he's mostly out of harms way right now...
     
  36. SICK

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    Southern home cookin' !!
     
  37. Justright

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    a small price to pay for both Manning and Welker...
     
  38. Rocky Raccoon

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    Damn, stay safe out there Coloradoites.
     
  39. SICK

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  40. Justright

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    lol...Denver is in CO.
     

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