http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/07/ten_types_of_dolphins_fans.php Thought it was pretty funny.
That was pretty hilarious. If I had to categorize myself within those types, I'd say I'm the Historian/Coach/Jaded Fan mix. Oh, and I have the Girlfriend! (And it's fun to classify some of the knuckleheads [MYSELF INCLUDED] on this board into some of the categories -- best to keep that to myself, though... )
Funny gifs in the article. I'm sure the kind of fan I think I am would be different than the fan others think I am!
Since the article link says ten types and the article only outlined eight types we've been trying to think of the missing two. We think one should be the Transplant "Fan". The guy that comes to the games and talks about how the Dolphins are his "AFC team" and how he'll cheer for them except for when they play the Packers, etc. The last type should be the Bandwagon Dolphins Fan. And the picture will be an empty space that says "No Picture Available".
well clearly the ninth type of fan is the one that doesn't think he belongs in any of the first eight. EDIT... I'm probably a mix of all 8... that would make me the multiple personality disorder fan. Yes, even the girlfriend
I am unapologetically a zombie dolphin fan. Sure you might argue that Ireland didn't help build the 85' Bears. But! You can't PROVE they would have been the 85' Bears if he wasn't there either.
I would have said Mr Clean was the Historian but then I read the part about grandchildren. I might have to use this from time to time:
Classic.... Loved it. I'm surrounded by some "jadeds" in my section ( way up in the 430's ). They would classify me under... "Coach".
I really wanted to respond to this by saying, "In my head she always sounds like she's got my **** in her mouth." But that would be crass.
But when I wake up on NFL Sundays...... This is me Edit: this gif was taken down from the article!? I had to replace it !
It's more than a fair point.......on the other hand I feel like we are all Zombie fans, because if I ever saw any Fins fan rooting for the Bills in the name of a higher draft pick, I'd have to punch them, why? Because f%^$ the Bills
More like a lisp I guess. The ways she says her S's. Like she puts her bottom lip on her top row teeth to say "S." Once I noticed it, it irritated the crap out of me. I hope I'm not ruining it for anyone There are hotter girls that talk normally, so I prefer them Oh and I think I am jaded. This may not be limited to the Dolphins
Apropos of nothing at all evidently Dodger stadium has added beer foam chillers and dispensers so that they can put a cap of frozen beer foam chilled down to -5 degrees Celsius on all the beers they serve. It keeps beer cold an extra 30 minutes, long as you don't mind the beer mustache. I think that's a viable alternative to the stadium upgrade funding bill.
That's awesome. It's always hilarious to buy your beer, take a few sips, sit down and watch your drink transform into urine in about 15 minutes
Pretty girl putting her bottom lip on her top row teeth is always hot. Deny if you like. But that's as hot as she gets.
If the Dolphins added beer foam vendors and perfected tacocopter technology, I'm pretty sure they'll have accomplished the same thing as the stadium upgrades would have accomplished. Tacocopters by the way would be in-your-seat refreshment delivery via those hovercopters you always see some disinterested teenage employee flying from a kiosk in the middle of the mall.
Apparently she also had these really bad "nodes" or whatever on her voicebox as a kid and that is what created the husky and raspy voice. As an adult her voicebox is all scarred up as a result.
Since I constantly rattle on about how great it was when the Dolphins played in the Orange Bowl and the wheelchair section was RIGHT ON THE FIELD and sometimes the Blackwood brothers would come say hello to me and .... Yep, I'm the Historian.
I'm closest to a zombie than anything. I'm admittedly and proudly a homer and I'm passionate, but I'm not really blind when it comes to the team's negatives.
Hey they forgot the Player Fans. Those who loved Brandon Marshall and Jason Taylor despite the fact that both are douchebags.
This seems appropriate here. The 20 Types of Depressed Sports Fans - Grantland http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/62564/the-20-types-of-depressed-sports-fans
Blake Clark. Adam Sandler's buddy. Been in several of his movies. Farmer Fran was his funniest role though IMO.