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Eight Types of Dolphins Fans

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by ckparrothead, Jul 24, 2013.

  1. ckparrothead

    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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  2. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    Odd that the web address says the article is ten types of dolphin fans.
     
  3. arsenal

    arsenal Sunglasses and advil

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    ha, i'm definitely a zombie
     
  4. ckparrothead

    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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    LOL! I just noticed that!
     
  5. ckparrothead

    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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    I love the noob.

     
  6. Finrunner

    Finrunner Season Ticket Holder

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    That was pretty hilarious.

    If I had to categorize myself within those types, I'd say I'm the Historian/Coach/Jaded Fan mix. Oh, and I have the Girlfriend!

    (And it's fun to classify some of the knuckleheads [MYSELF INCLUDED] on this board into some of the categories -- best to keep that to myself, though... :shifty::pointlol:)
     
  7. ckparrothead

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    This part also had me cracking up:

     
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  8. PhinsRDbest

    PhinsRDbest Transform and Transcend

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    the next dimension
    Emma Stone made the article for me
     
  9. Claymore95

    Claymore95 Working on it... Club Member

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    Funny gifs in the article. I'm sure the kind of fan I think I am would be different than the fan others think I am!
     
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  10. ckparrothead

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    Since the article link says ten types and the article only outlined eight types we've been trying to think of the missing two.

    We think one should be the Transplant "Fan". The guy that comes to the games and talks about how the Dolphins are his "AFC team" and how he'll cheer for them except for when they play the Packers, etc.

    The last type should be the Bandwagon Dolphins Fan. And the picture will be an empty space that says "No Picture Available".
     
  11. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    You leave Arodgers12 alone... he's a nice man!

    Always making us good luck threads and such.
     
  12. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    well clearly the ninth type of fan is the one that doesn't think he belongs in any of the first eight. :shifty:

    EDIT... I'm probably a mix of all 8... that would make me the multiple personality disorder fan. Yes, even the girlfriend :shifty:
     
  13. His'nBeatYour'n

    His'nBeatYour'n Glass Ceiling Repairman

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    I am unapologetically a zombie dolphin fan.

    Sure you might argue that Ireland didn't help build the 85' Bears.
    But!
    You can't PROVE they would have been the 85' Bears if he wasn't there either.
     
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  14. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    I would have said Mr Clean was the Historian but then I read the part about grandchildren. :lol:


    I might have to use this from time to time:

    [​IMG]
     
  15. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    Yeah she is good as long as I don't have to hear her speech impediment
     
  16. P h i N s A N i T y

    P h i N s A N i T y My Porpoise in Life

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    Classic.... Loved it. I'm surrounded by some "jadeds" in my section ( way up in the 430's ). They would classify me under... "Coach".
     
  17. Claymore95

    Claymore95 Working on it... Club Member

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    The uber-fan, better than all the rest...who are just not REAL fans.
     
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  18. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    it's a long way to throw that challenge flag eh?
     
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  19. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    hah... uber alles.
     
  20. btfu149

    btfu149 Well-Known Member

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    She has a speech impediment? What is it?
     
  21. ckparrothead

    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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    I really wanted to respond to this by saying, "In my head she always sounds like she's got my **** in her mouth."

    But that would be crass.
     
  22. P h i N s A N i T y

    P h i N s A N i T y My Porpoise in Life

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    But when I wake up on NFL Sundays...... This is me
    [​IMG]

    Edit: this gif was taken down from the article!? I had to replace it !
     
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    It's more than a fair point.......on the other hand I feel like we are all Zombie fans, because if I ever saw any Fins fan rooting for the Bills in the name of a higher draft pick, I'd have to punch them, why? Because f%^$ the Bills
     
  24. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    More like a lisp I guess. The ways she says her S's. Like she puts her bottom lip on her top row teeth to say "S." Once I noticed it, it irritated the crap out of me. I hope I'm not ruining it for anyone

    There are hotter girls that talk normally, so I prefer them :lol:

    Oh and I think I am jaded. This may not be limited to the Dolphins
     
  25. ckparrothead

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    Apropos of nothing at all evidently Dodger stadium has added beer foam chillers and dispensers so that they can put a cap of frozen beer foam chilled down to -5 degrees Celsius on all the beers they serve. It keeps beer cold an extra 30 minutes, long as you don't mind the beer mustache.

    I think that's a viable alternative to the stadium upgrade funding bill.
     
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  26. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    That's awesome.

    It's always hilarious to buy your beer, take a few sips, sit down and watch your drink transform into urine in about 15 minutes
     
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  27. His'nBeatYour'n

    His'nBeatYour'n Glass Ceiling Repairman

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    Pretty girl putting her bottom lip on her top row teeth is always hot.

    [​IMG]

    Deny if you like. But that's as hot as she gets.
     
  28. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    that wasn't me sitting next to you pulling the ol' switcheroo... :shifty:
     
  29. ckparrothead

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    If the Dolphins added beer foam vendors and perfected tacocopter technology, I'm pretty sure they'll have accomplished the same thing as the stadium upgrades would have accomplished.

    Tacocopters by the way would be in-your-seat refreshment delivery via those hovercopters you always see some disinterested teenage employee flying from a kiosk in the middle of the mall.
     
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  30. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    Asparagus!
     
  31. Alex13

    Alex13 Tua Time !!! Club Member

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    well they have to think harder, i´m not any of these 8
     
  32. finsincebirth

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    Apparently she also had these really bad "nodes" or whatever on her voicebox as a kid and that is what created the husky and raspy voice. As an adult her voicebox is all scarred up as a result.
     
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    Since I constantly rattle on about how great it was when the Dolphins played in the Orange Bowl and the wheelchair section was RIGHT ON THE FIELD and sometimes the Blackwood brothers would come say hello to me and ....

    Yep, I'm the Historian.
     
  34. Rocky Raccoon

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    I'm closest to a zombie than anything. I'm admittedly and proudly a homer and I'm passionate, but I'm not really blind when it comes to the team's negatives.
     
  35. WhiteIbanez

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    Hey they forgot the Player Fans.
    Those who loved Brandon Marshall and Jason Taylor despite the fact that both are douchebags.
     
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  37. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    So me:

     
  38. Coral Reefer

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    Whacking off Phin fan???

    I love the Noob. Hysterical.
     
  39. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Blake Clark. Adam Sandler's buddy. Been in several of his movies. Farmer Fran was his funniest role though IMO.
     
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    How do you know whether or not I have grandchildren?
     

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