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An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by CashInFist, Oct 28, 2012.

  1. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    are you asking because you found some rednecks to party with? Are you checking rates? You sausage hog you.
     
  2. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    A) that girls' crossed eyes are still stuck in my head like a 3D drawing

    B) then tell Lucky I'm flattered, but do not swing that way and he really should take care of himself better.

    As for CiF, either the warrant was served for back child support, or things hit the rocks with the 18 yr old...he may have split the check at Bob Evans and it pissed her off.
     
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  3. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    Congrats on making this the unfunniest page of the thread.
     
  4. RickyBobby

    RickyBobby VIP DIY

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    Yep. My father lives just outside of Clayton. You familiar with Tate City?
     
  5. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    I had no idea Georgia was in WVa.
     
  6. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    It was shot in Georgia but they bussed in characters from Westerginia to scream SQUEAL PIGGY for performance authenticity.
     
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  7. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Nah, real Wva accent is very different from a GA accent, WVa is more like Pennsltucky, GA is more like HuckleBerry Hound:

    [video=youtube;JV3-rCnpU6I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV3-rCnpU6I[/video]
     
  8. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    You people are ruining this thread.
     
  9. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Until CiF posts other pics, this is all we got to work with
     
  10. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    you people? wut you mean by that whitey?
     
  11. muscle979

    muscle979 Season Ticket Holder

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    Every day I look and can't believe this thread is still going. How many months has it been since the epic Bob Evans date?
     
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  12. Justright

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    No worries CiF... This guy thinks he's a ***** magnet too.
     
  13. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    This thread still going strong eh?
     
  14. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I am from WV. And I REALLY do have teeth:
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  15. Stitches

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    Ok, but now take a picture with them out. :shifty:
     
  16. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    I really did steal Grandma's dentures.
     
  17. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I had that zoom whitening! Lol. It worked!
     
  18. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    My ex calls me Ross from Friends in that episode. Lol...Jealous *****.
     
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  19. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    [​IMG]

    Thats a picture of your "half" brother from your older sister.
     
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  20. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Only child. And I'm hot.
     
  21. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    The first statement explains a lot about the 2nd statement.
    At least you have a good sense of humor and are thick-skinned, two qualities very unlike an only child.
     
  22. RickyBobby

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    Anyone ever seen the documentary

    The wonderful wild whites?

    I think that's what its called, movie about family in West Virginia.

    Just wondering if cif banged any of them
     
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  23. Nappy Roots

    Nappy Roots Well-Known Member

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    Hes banged half the state according to him, women, men and children. So chances are yes.
     
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  24. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    turn on the ac?
     
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  25. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Why do you look so sticky in every picture?
     
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  26. MikeHoncho

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    Do we really wanna know the answer to that question? Really?

    Sent from my Transformer TF101 using Tapatalk HD
     
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  27. bigbry

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    Oh c'mon CiF, you really have no idea how many "half" siblings you have and how they are related. The proof for that statement is in quotes below.

     
  28. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    Thee...Ohio State University

    Glazed is more like it.

    The sheep in West Virginia produce a ton of semen. (Allegedly)
     
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  29. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    The Pirates ARE going to the playoffs.

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  30. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    what's up with your kid? Did you try to sleep with his teachers.............................. grandmother again?
     
  31. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I did sleep with his friend's baseball teammate's mom for a few months. Does that count?


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  32. ToddPhin

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    No, daddy's touching him again. Full Nelson, Half Nelson, Father Nelson. :escape:
     
  33. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    CiF, your sandals are too big for ya.

    You have petite feet, aaaaaand we all know what that means.

    You can try to pretend you have larger feet by buying shoes 4 sizes larger, but, doood...
     
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  34. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Lol. Pervert.


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  35. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Big feet, big Pete?


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  36. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    I know the kid had no chance for decent dress sense w you as the dad but really w the capris?
     
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  37. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    The kid is wondering who you are and why you keep offering him a ride in your van.
     
  38. Justright

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    SMH... CiF has got to be joking, right?
     
  39. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell Post Hard, Post Often Club Member

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    When did you and Todd meet in person?

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  40. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    todd feeling not so sational :(
     

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