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Deadspin Article: Why Your Team Sucks 2013: Miami Dolphins

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Samphin, Aug 28, 2013.

  1. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-miami-dolphins-1214426912

    The top 12 worst Dolphins ever is just about perfect, as well.

    Discuss
     
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  2. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    not going to open it.
     
  3. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Love it....

    :lol:
     
  4. Serpico Jones

    Serpico Jones Well-Known Member

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    LMAO. Classic.
     
  5. PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

    I wouldn't be able to get the time back...
     
  6. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    GM Johnson? Is that you?
     
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  7. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Guys, they do it for every team. It is all tongue in cheek. Besides, his digs on the Bills and Jets make it worthwhile.
     
  8. PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

    HA! No...but I'll take that as a compliment.
     
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  9. PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

    OK you sold me...I'll check it out.
     
  10. thisperishedmin

    thisperishedmin Well-Known Member

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    :thumbup::lol::sidelol::thumbup1::sidelol:
     
  11. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Gotta love the pic of that nerd Jeff Ireland in the comments section. Just look at those pasty white legs.
     
  12. Serpico Jones

    Serpico Jones Well-Known Member

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    Also the comments about Philbin and Sherman are damn funny.
     
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  13. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    I admire his entrepreneurial ability. Getting hits for his articles and such. Well played.
     
  14. gilv13

    gilv13 Well-Known Member

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    Why your team doesn't suck: Oh my God, the Jets and Bills are ****ing disasters. Compared to them, the Dolphins look like the Yankees. Sometimes, it's nice to know you can't possibly be the worst. You can be bad, but at least Jeff Tuel won't be deployed.

    This made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
     
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  15. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    and just when I thought I put STColeridge on ignore.
     
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  16. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    well, when you put it that way
     
  17. PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

    LOL! Good stuff...glad I read it...some of that s*** in there is pretty damn funny...Dan Marino in the Top 12 worse Dolphins ever though? Bite a d***!
     
  18. Joe Robbie

    Joe Robbie The Patriarch

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    I always thought Philbin looked more like a villian from Scooby-Doo.
     
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  19. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    He meant as the GM...which was pretty awful in execution.


    The 49ers one on the site is freaking GOLD
     
  20. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    GM version only.
     
  21. LBsFinest

    LBsFinest Banned

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    LMAO so many gems!





     
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  22. SICK

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    lmao
     
  23. Alex13

    Alex13 Tua Time !!! Club Member

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    lol....i loved number 7 with mercury morris...lol
     
  24. PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

    Very true...missed it...thanks...I'd have to agree there also.
     
  25. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    hahahaha

    and so true:

     
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  26. ckparrothead

    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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    Right out of the gates with this paragraph which had me just about in tears because it's so true.

     
  27. Drowning

    Drowning ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH

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    "I expect Wallace to order a pizza on the field by Week 4."

    This is absolute comedic gold. It also sounds like something a coach would really say.
     
  28. ckparrothead

    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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    Another nice one:

     
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  29. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    Hysterical...

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  30. finyank13

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    I didnt realize he actually changed the logo on his forehead......

    Well done Sam....
     
  31. ckparrothead

    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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    The other funny parts of it I found to be the descriptions of Joe Philbin. A lobbyist for the corn industry had me in stitches but the email that said he looks like a Scooby Doo villain was even better.
     
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  32. ckparrothead

    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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    And then there are these, lol:

     
  33. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    Everything rings at least partially true yet I found myself red with rage. I really have blind loyalty to this team. Someone help me.

    Sent from my GT-P3110 using Tapatalk 2
     
  34. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Good to see lbfinest has found work.
     
  35. PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

    Yes, but they also have a list for every other team in the NFL...and THEY still have fans too. Just the nature of the beast...nobody's perfect (since '72), all teams have their issues...even the Giants when they won their last 2 SBs...who had them winning it all going into the playoffs? Most Giants fans didn't...

    You gotta just root for your team and be a true, all-weather, FAN...nothing wrong with that, though maybe mentally questionable ;)
     
  36. ckparrothead

    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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    I'm still laughing at, "It's South Florida versus Boston in the Big Game, only on Sega Pro Football!"

    I can totally hear the cheesy canned announcers from video games past saying exactly that. And that's exactly what the new uniforms look like, too.
     
  37. Samphin

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    I uhh...didn't. But I am totally swiping this as it will save me a good ten minutes of doing it myself.
     
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  38. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I think at this point, we have now quoted the entire article.
     
  39. SICK

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    haha stoopid deadspin...
     
  40. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    lmao @ the Browns Report... http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-cleveland-browns-1052726045


     
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