Samphin Presents...Predictably Drunk: Week One @ Cleveland

man you better keep that in, because we need to ****ing win....lalaalalalalalala

 

Gold man. Glad Chloe got some recognition as casting director in your first one.

What was that amazing contraption you used to open the beer bottle?! Also where can I find this "dinko" game board?!?!!

 

*drinko

 

a bic lighter never fails to instantly pop a top and for a smoker, it's always handy.

 

Release the Kracken!!!

That drink almost didnt go down to well Sam..saw a little come up no?? Lol..maybe cause it was warm and not chilled..

This is gonna get better and better..

 

That drink sounds...wretched..
I'd almost prefer the urban dictionary version.....almost...

 

Who needs a bottle opener? Use the edge of a counter top. Or if you are real bad *** like former baseball player Joe Charboneau, you could also use your eye socket.

 

So that's how you sound.

 

F'n awesome.

Think I'm officially ready for the game next week.

Thanks for that....

 

I miss watching games with you Sam lmao

 

" I miss your musk"

 

You are what every fan should strive to become

 

You better have another Cleveland Steamer just to make sure we got this one. I'll go get my life savings and if you keep the next one down, we'll double down on Miami (PK).

 

I'm a little shocked Sam didn't thank his first post.

 

I'm far to sober to watch it.

 

Frank the Tank!

 

"We're going STREAKING! In the Quad!!"

 

From a guy who lives in Cleveland (well suburb just south of) I thought this was awesome!!

 

"Whats a Cleveland?"

 

Wait.....that WASN'T the outtakes?

 

from a guy who doesn't live in Cleveland HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

U wot m8?

I'm lost (and I don't even have a bottle of Chopin or Chimay near me at all), but are you already loaded when you take the local shot? Because I would assume we go undefeated then, because you cannot be that much of a wuss. Your BMI would also indicate you should be able to handle your fair share, so is there a specific amount of beer/liquor that is consumed before the local shot? The rules, they are lost on me, please respond.

 

"Cleveland, city of light, city of magic
Cleveland, city of light, you're calling me
Cleveland, even now I can remember
'Cause the Cuyahoga River
Goes smokin' through my dreams"

[video=youtube;VtW8RkI3-c4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtW8RkI3-c4[/video]

Hope it's ok to post this here. Anything about Cleveland makes me think of this song from Major League.

 

Thank you for taking one for the team Samphin, one Cleveland steamer down the hatch.

 

Awesome.....

I like the producing, editing....solid stuff bro...

Also you are a drinking mofo like me.....there ain't no way 1 shot is getting you to puke, hence.....that means Miami will go undefeated, which isn't happening either...

hmmm we might have to up the ante FH-style.....say you have to do varied numbers of one shot like according to how many wins or losses both teams have combined for that week? no wait that would kill you by Week 12....

 

Yeah Sam, with your BMI you should be able to drink 10x's this amount!!!!!!!



Who the **** says that!?!?

 

translation: you're not only fat you're a ***** too.

 

Do you even lift?
The correct response would have been: I'll smack you in the gabber. I swer on me mum.

It was all in jest as I was just curious how 1 shot might make someone puke, so I thought I'd ask. Guess the humor was lost.

 

I figured you knew I was joking, but the comments following your response seemed to indicate people thought I was serious.

 

don't worry bro, we all already think less of you.

 

Why? Because I haven't posted drunk in the Lounge in a few years? Geez, you lurk for a couple of years and street cred is thrown out the window. Just for that, no more pancake socials!

 

You should invest in a cheap lavalier microphone if this is a weekly show you and your liver plan to partake in.