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Ok guys lets talk about operating a franchize like Miami

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Aquafin, Sep 4, 2013.

  1. Aquafin

    Aquafin New Member

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    seeing as we are all are backseat coaches , offensive and defensive coordinators . I am curious as to how we would do things and how we would turn this team around .

    for instance not being a billionaire its hard to understand how a owner could save money / make money as opposed to gong broke.

    What I 'm getting at is if your GM is too conservative for 5 years straight and the team has a record or 5-11 , 7-9 , 8-8 ,7-9 and 8-8 and you as a owner are not making money how would you address the situation ?

    If ATTENDANCE is the worst in the league do you take action or how many years would you give that gm ?

    if you as a owner spend 240 million and attendance is way down how do you address the problems?

    if I was the owner I would be angry if I spent 200 plus million dollars and my team went 7-9 or 8-8 and my attendance was horrific I would fire the entire scouting department and the gm .

    another way to ask is how patient would any of you be and how long is enough time to see which way your club is heading ?

    I 'm just asking how you all would view the team as a owner .
     
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  2. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    You're just asking why Ireland is still GM basically. You're just putting up some window dressing.
     
  3. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    I would find a few celebrity minority owners and build a nightclub in the stadium.

    I'd also immediately sign Tebow and work out a trade with the Jets for Sanchize to be the new face of the franchize
     
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  4. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Cocaine. A lot of it. As much as I could get in my Owner's Box.

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  5. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell Post Hard, Post Often Club Member

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    If I were owner I would probably just sit in the owners box and post on forums.

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  6. LBsFinest

    LBsFinest Banned

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    Honestly I wouldn't be against firing the entire damn scouting department, I know a lot of them have been there for a long time but they flat out haven't been good enough.
     
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  7. Claymore95

    Claymore95 Working on it... Club Member

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    And strippers. Strippers with cocaine. :yes:
     
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  8. DePhinistr8

    DePhinistr8 Season Ticket Holder

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    If? :escape2:
     
  9. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Wildcat. All Day. Errday.
     
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  10. Larryfinfan

    Larryfinfan 17-0...Priceless Club Member

    I think the bottom line is wins. The fans will come back out, good stadium/bad stadium, good weather/bad weather, internet/no internet, celebrity owners/non-celebrity owners, bar/club area/non-bar/club area... On a take off of the old Kevin Costner movie....

    If you win, they will come....

    That said, it's not just as easy as 'firing everyone in the building and starting over' either. You have to give it time. I think Ross gives this regime, including Ireland another shot next year, unless this team completely rolls it in squalor...which I don't see happening.
     
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  11. bbqpitlover

    bbqpitlover Well-Known Member

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    If I were the owner I would hire PeeWee Herman as my head coach and make him stay in character whenever on the field. I then would move Tannehill to Center and Start Cam Wake as QB. Those would be my first steps.
     
  12. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Hire Dave Wannstead and give away free mustaches to the first 10k fans every. single. home game.
     
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  13. Two Tacos

    Two Tacos Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I'm going to steal your ideas and make them better. I'd build a strip club featuring my minority owners in the dj both. Then I'd sign the Pope and trade for trade for the Sanchize to be the new smell of the Dolphins. I'm thinking those channel Brad Pitt commercials, but for dudes. Boom! Your mind = blown.

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  14. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    free mustache rides? where do I sign up?
     
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  15. MikeHoncho

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    Only hire coaches with this
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    on their resume.
     
  16. 72 Dolphins

    72 Dolphins New Member

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    The first thing I would do, is sign me to a 3 year contract as GM. By the begining of the 3rd year, the stadium will be full, and the Dolphins will make the playoffs every season till I'm dead.

    True Story. :up:
     
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  17. Larry Little

    Larry Little Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I don't want to be the owner now... I wanna be THAT guy!
     
  18. Aquafin

    Aquafin New Member

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    that is fine and good but would that mean that Fiedler is back cant have a Wanny if you don't have a Fiedler . :hi5:
     
  19. Aquafin

    Aquafin New Member

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    you are hired .
     
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  20. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Topless porn stars for the cheerleaders.
     
  21. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    fixed
     
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  22. SICK

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    :hi5:
     

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