Samphin Presents...Predictably Drunk: Week Two @ Indianapolis

Do you smell clown shoes often?

If we go 2-0, I think we'll have to start a collection for your inevitable liver transplant.

 

Not sure, but if it smells like Clown Shoes it's probably not potable.

Funny stuff. If you run out of Jager let me know. My buddy is the rep!

 

How did you keep that down?

 

Jager and Gin!?!?!?

 

Love your weekly drink report keep em up.

 

Special effects are lacking. Needs more explosions.

 

I think I trust your impeccable methods more than the media pundits, who refuse to even admit being wrong let alone report that the Phins won! lol keep up the good work.

 

Audacity of Huge, i love that song

 

You have a Magic Bullet, huh?

 

Cool!!! Looks like 2-0 and heading into our Home opener

 

Oh God that was awesome. I had a simultaneous laugh out loud and face palm

 

If we keep winning, I'll have to start a collection to restock your bar.

 

Worst.Elvis.Ever

 

Killin' it Sam...Killin' it...good s***!

I agree A4E04...if Cleveland knows him as well as they do and gotta double him up every play, let's see VD try to take him on the island...could be a fat day for Wallace.

 

Samphin, our version of the Patriots Fitzy.
Samphin blows him away.

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Nice duff beer!

 

-Why is there a female hygiene commercial at the beginning of the video?

-Colt 45..every time

-I bet you know every bartender within a 5 block area of your house.



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Made that one entirely tooo easy...

 

I was entertained, particularly by the colt 45 reaction. How did you get a sober Danny McBride to narrate?

 

I could hear it for sure, minus the flair he adds. Put some **** on vine, its easy to be funny in 8 seconds. Like that colt 45 reaction lol

 

How much would a "colt 45" cost Sammie?

I'm adding it up..2 jager shots, shot of gin, mixer..what about 14 dollars in your area?

 

Cause someone doesn't use a browser with ad block built in. I didn't even know YouTube had ads till I ran it at work once.

Glad our record isn't based off my drinking. We would be 2-14.

 

2 shots of jager cost at least 15 around these parts ill tell you what. In a bar that is.

 

Wow, they are about 3 bucks a shot here Sun-Wed, not that I do many of them mind you.

That is the reason for my "#1 Ruel" location signature..couple of those and some beer..they cancelled Karaoke

 

I'll have to say, if you had used a Colt 45 malt liquor instead of that, pored completely empty into separate glasses, you probably would have had trouble finishing it.

About 2.25 glasses of that stuff in one sitting and in a row?

 

This whole post Colt 45 move...



...brilliant.

 

Well duh, you are supposed to drink it Sammie, not take the bottle to the face.

And yep, it's not exactly "locally crafted micro brewed beer".

 

Sam hasn't failed us so far

 

2-0