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Samphin Presents...Predictably Drunk: Week Three vs. Atlanta

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Samphin, Sep 17, 2013.

  1. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    The Dolphins (and my stomach) are undefeated and feeling strong. Will they positive mojo keep going? Can Miami clip the Falcons' wings? Or will the dirty birds fly high? Check out the video and find out!

    [video=youtube_share;BzkoVo3Ge-U]http://youtu.be/BzkoVo3Ge-U[/video]
     
  2. DePhinistr8

    DePhinistr8 Season Ticket Holder

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    Man .... fck ... I had a feeling that one was not going to stay down.
     
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  3. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
     
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  4. CantinaJack

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    ok, the lame bird wings and mask... Made me LMAO. Nice job.
     
  5. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    Wardrobe looks very uncomfortable.

    Don't give up on it just yet.
     
  6. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I think I can smell you..I felt like I was inside you in the opening shot.
     
  7. Tone_E

    Tone_E Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I don't even want to know what you are going to have to drink when we play Buffalo. I don't envy you.
     
  8. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    Holy crap that looked disgusting, lol.
     
  9. Limbo

    Limbo Mad Stillz

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    That is one vile concoction.
     
  10. DePhinistr8

    DePhinistr8 Season Ticket Holder

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    I think we win based solely on the fact you had the stones to try that drink
     
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  11. Alex13

    Alex13 Tua Time !!! Club Member

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    first of all, after 2 weeks and watching the games, Gonzales is a shell of his former self, good for a 3rd down conversion but nowhere near capable of doing one of those cameron or fleener plays, also why didn´t you took of that ugly mask of your face before you drink that one, you didn´t put on a horse on your face in week 2....
     
  12. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    well, I can tell you who won't be this years mvp for us.
     
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  13. 72 Dolphins

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    Your liver just got one wrong.
     
  14. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Boo.

    I hate your ****ing stomach.

    Nice vid though and thanks for drinking rotten **** for us.

    If we win anyways, what does it mean?
     
  15. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    I figured it out!

    You know how a lot of pundits who are picking us to beat the Falcons are considering home field advantage, right? Well that's the key! Sam shouldn;t be drinking a Georgia drink when we are playing at HOME. That's our home field advantage! Sam should have Miami/Florida drinks when we have home games!

    So it doesn't matter that you puked up that ****ty Georgia peach you ****ing fairy. Now go make us another ****ing video. NOW.

    (thanks, btw.)
     
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  16. DePhinistr8

    DePhinistr8 Season Ticket Holder

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    effing BRILLIANT
     
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  17. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    [​IMG]
     
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  18. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Weatherspoon is out Sam..

    I think we need a week three part two, just to make sure you can't get it down.
     
  19. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Btw, in Miami people don't drink, they do cocaine.

    So yeah. Hook that Miami home-game episode up for us, scarface.
     
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  20. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...


    couldnt go with something like "Georgia on My Mind".....noooooo had to go.....Georgia "Rotten" peach....ROTTEN...ROTTEN....the NAME SAYS ROTTEN.

    OK...quick..how do we somehow reverse this.....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......OK...

    Georgia vs Florida....Worlds Largest Cocktail Party....

    Ya gotta reverse this damn curse with something like Swamp Water....dude...we cannnnoooot go down like this SAM. YOU GOTTA DO IT. YOU GOTTA DRINK MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
     
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  21. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I actually have accounted for that. The home games against AFC East opponents are Miami based/themed drinks. All others are opponent based. Sorry guys, that's just the way the drink goes down.

    I would love to be wrong on this. I ALMOST got this down...then I smelled the rum and it was curtains.
     
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  22. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Lol..he smelled the rum and it was over...
     
  23. GARDENHEAD

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    Best video yet, despite the loss.
     
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  24. Bpk

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    I once funnelled a beer spiked with 151 proof rum. My firends didn't warn me the rum was in there.

    Got the beer down fine... then the fumey badness of that rum rot got to my olfactory factory and I blasted it back out into the nearest garbage bin.

    Yum. Rum is a bastard.
     
  25. Bpk

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    Is it weird that I am now less excited about this game? That I believe in the Boozy Oracle?And, Sam, I still don;t think you're accounting for homefield advantage in THIS game. Unless you drink that GEORGIA **** while sitting in a hotel room IN Miami... or drink a Miami drink.

    Seriously. What gives.

    It's like YOU WANT US TO LOOOOSE!!!!!!
     
  26. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I do believe that I will be lifting "Boozey Oracle" and using it in a future video.
     
  27. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    For a split second I saw an X-ray view where your stomach was giving you the finger
     
  28. Fin D

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    Silly maynard, that's called a "*****".
     
  29. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Well. ****.
     
  30. TiP54

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    What I don't get...is why you do it dressed as a "Falcon"? lol and if anything, the words "Looks like this bird gets shot down" indicate that Dolphins are going to win.

    So sorry guys, I think based on a closer inspection of this video, we are going to start 3-0.
     
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  31. padre31

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    Hmm, fairly clear the beak got in the way, Sammie's gag reflex went away a long time ago, it had to be the beak.
     
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  32. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Because saying "looks like this Dolphin got harpooned by some chinamen" is in really bad taste?
     
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  33. invid

    invid Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    That drink actually sounds pretty good except for the schnapps. Peach schnapps makes everything so damn syrupy.
     
  34. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I think I have decided to name a drink after you one of these weeks. Do you spell your name with a -nozzle or a -bag?
     
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  35. padre31

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    D-o-u-c-h-e'

    Pronounced "Do-che'"

    What happened to the SammieDance?
     
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  36. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    wow... I didn't see the first two weeks, I'll have to check them out now just so I'm relevant... but...


    [​IMG]
     
  37. BayAreaFinFan

    BayAreaFinFan D'oh Club Member

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    Does getting it almost all the way down at least mean we force OT?
     
  38. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    better luck next week :shifty:
     
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  39. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    The game ended up going long. Apparently my liver can only see so FAR in advance and the last minute of play was too are away...

    Ahem.
     
  40. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Or don't drink swill.
     

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