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Fin D · Sep 12, 2013

305 said:

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
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Funniest thing posted in here in awhile.

Frumundah Finnatic · Sep 13, 2013

lmeister3 said:

What?
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Watch the League, stooopid.

TiP54 · Sep 13, 2013

[video=youtube;xzkWTcDZFH0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xzkWTcDZFH0[/video]

TiP54 · Sep 13, 2013

TheColossus · Sep 14, 2013

The awful truth behind Tetris.

TheColossus · Sep 14, 2013

The_Dark_Knight · Sep 14, 2013

305 said:

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
_______________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you ****ting me?
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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I was home on vacation during the Zimmerman trial, which I watched and I swear to God some of those attorney's questions could qualify to be up on this list as well!

Attorneys sometimes (well, I'm going with frequently) ask some of the dumbest questions!!!!

305 · Sep 14, 2013

The_Dark_Knight said:

I was home on vacation during the Zimmerman trial, which I watched and I swear to God some of those attorney's questions could qualify to be up on this list as well!

Attorneys sometimes (well, I'm going with frequently) ask some of the dumbest questions!!!!
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Its actually a pretty hilarious read...

http://www.amazon.com/Disorder-Cour...212382&sr=8-1&keywords=Disorder+in+the+Courts

TiP54 · Sep 16, 2013

Fin D · Sep 16, 2013

[video=youtube_share;jofNR_WkoCE]http://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE[/video]

Give it to at least the first chorus.

Colorado Dolfan · Sep 16, 2013

Fin D said:

[video=youtube_share;jofNR_WkoCE]http://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE[/video]

Give it to at least the first chorus.
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It was like a ****ing car wreck. I couldn't look away...

Ohio Fanatic · Sep 17, 2013

wow, that video left me completely mindless. Couldn't figure out whether it was a joke video, a video for a kids show or just a really weird song.

the sad thing. I came home, showed it to my 10 year old and she already knew all the words to this video.

Fin D · Sep 17, 2013

Ohio Fanatic said:

wow, that video left me completely mindless. Couldn't figure out whether it was a joke video, a video for a kids show or just a really weird song.
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Seriously?

It was a joke video.

Pagan · Sep 17, 2013

Fin D said:

[video=youtube_share;jofNR_WkoCE]http://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE[/video]

Give it to at least the first chorus.
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Heard this on Opie & Anthony a few days ago. Effin chorus is stuck in my head now.

Fin D · Sep 17, 2013

Pagan said:

Heard this on Opie & Anthony a few days ago. Effin chorus is stuck in my head now.
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You're very welcome.

If someone doesn't find that video hilarious, I hate that someone.

Tone_E · Sep 17, 2013

All it is, is a successful attempt at going viral. If anything, they will get money from youtube for the traffic. Could be that they produce a few more videos and who knows, make a million bucks? Seem far fetched? Not in this day and age. Strike while the iron is hot. Next thing you know you are on Jimmy Kimmel or something.

EDIT: Just saw these guys have a bunch of YT videos and are viral. Wonder how much they NET in a year doing this shhh.

Pagan · Sep 17, 2013

Fin D · Sep 17, 2013

Pagan said:

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I love that it costs, 3.16.

Pagan · Sep 17, 2013

Fin D said:

I love that it costs, 3.16.
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I was wondering if anyone would catch that. Kudos.

TheColossus · Sep 17, 2013

Ohio Fanatic · Sep 17, 2013

Fin D said:

Seriously?

It was a joke video.
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I loved it as a joke video. Just wasn't sure it was the original intention, mainly because I thought it was well done

McLovin · Sep 17, 2013

Ohio Fanatic said:

I loved it as a joke video. Just wasn't sure it was the original intention, mainly because I thought it was well done
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So was **** in my pants but I bet you knew that was fake.

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Phinj · Sep 17, 2013

Tom Brady in Wrecking Ball video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCVx3gJ3ySs

Frumundah Finnatic · Sep 17, 2013

Fin D said:

[video=youtube_share;jofNR_WkoCE]http://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE[/video]

Give it to at least the first chorus.
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Well, what DOES the Fox say?

RickyBobby · Sep 17, 2013

Frumundah Finnatic said:

Well, what DOES the Fox say?
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I want to know...
I want to know...
I want to know...

invid · Sep 18, 2013

Fin D said:

Seriously?

It was a joke video.
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Sometimes it's hard to tell when you have videos like this:

[video=youtube;4bEDM4bsfWg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEDM4bsfWg[/video]

..that are actually serious.

unluckyluciano · Sep 18, 2013

Frumundah Finnatic said:

Well, what DOES the Fox say?
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kikikikikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Fin D · Sep 18, 2013

invid said:

Sometimes it's hard to tell when you have videos like this:

[video=youtube;4bEDM4bsfWg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEDM4bsfWg[/video]

..that are actually serious.
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Wow, that was god awful.

There was no punchline though. There very much is a punchline on the fox video.

xphinfanx · Sep 18, 2013

Fin D said:

Wow, that was god awful.

There was no punchline though. There very much is a punchline on the fox video.
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What did the Fox say?

gunn34 · Sep 18, 2013

I just saw FOX TV use this as a commercial.

What does the Fox say?

giovafin · Sep 19, 2013

Sorry if already posted

Frumundah Finnatic · Sep 19, 2013

TiP54 · Sep 20, 2013

MikeHoncho · Sep 20, 2013

xphinfanx said:

What did the Fox say?
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Ohio Fanatic · Sep 20, 2013

lmeister3 said:

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damn you. finally got that song out of my head.

Jt0323 · Sep 20, 2013

idk why but I find this to be the funniest thing in the entire world!

TheColossus · Sep 20, 2013

http://i.imgur.com/pAQsXSv.jpg[/IMG
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ToddPhin · Sep 21, 2013

Georgia Tech is now using this for their sponsored ad during football games [starting at the 0:40 mark]. Totally epic if you haven't seen it.

[video=youtube;vfEUTT3owdQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfEUTT3owdQ[/video]

Here's the full clip. Kid's got a gift.
[video=youtube;o0tN58EC6LE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0tN58EC6LE[/video]

cuchulainn · Sep 21, 2013

McLovin · Sep 22, 2013

cuchulainn said:

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Roflmao

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