Summing up this pathetic performance...

ET7 · Sep 22, 2013

TOP 15 key points:

1) Jordan clearly isn't 100% (looks 60% to me) and wont be this year from the looks of it.
2) Our constant use of Vernon at RE and Carroll at CB even when Jordan at 60% has made more plays in probably 30 snaps total compared to Vernon as an every down player. Big plays by JOrdan that Vernon hasn't made, 1 sack, 1 potential sack on Luck, 2 goal line stops one being today that saved a TD at the 1 yard line, 2 massive hurries on the QB one being today forcing the INT to Wilson. JUST PLAY THE MAN !
3) Taylor being useless.
4) Davis being useless.
5) Thomas OLinemen being useless.
6) Soliai significantly missed.
7) PREDICTABLE offense. Pass, RUN, Pass on 3rd and 8 or RUN for 1 yard then run a gimmick pass play then pass on 3rd and 8th again
8) ZERO Deep balls to Wallace 2 games in a row even just for the purpose of keeping the Defense back some.
9) Defenses inability to wrap ANYONE up excluding Starks.
10) Some of the plays we run looks like damn pee wee football. For example all this happened on one play; fake option sweep run to Miller, fake screen pass to Wallace followed by a fake tuck and run by the QB then finally making a pass to a falling Gibson. WTF else you want Tannehill to do in that 3 seconds? Make me some damn coffee? Especially when he tears up defenses running the spread with 4-5 WR sets, as he is a rhythm QB not a toy like RG3.
11) Carrolls consistency in tackling and effort is PATHETIC at times.
12) Where has R Jones been?
13) Does Tannehill realize a TE/RB in the flat wide open is STILL good for at least 5-8 yards?! How many times did he not pass to the open man in the flat? Noticed this last week but didn't criticize him but this game alone he missed it at least 4 times. Clay, Miller, and Hartline, especially Hartline in the left flat with about 10 yards of open field.
14) Boy do we miss Bush's receiving skills (Paging Miller, got hands to add to that arsenal of yours?)
15) Shermans play calling and our inability to have a single damn rookie produce were BIG blows today, in example missing Taylor/Davis and Jordan.

And they wonder why fans don't show up. We FINALLY have 70,xxx in paid attendance and yet we played like crap with a pathetic game plan.

BUT here comes the big BUT!

Teams need 2 things to win SB or make playoff runs.

1) A QB that is clutch and can come through when needed, Tannehill CAME THROUGH BIG TIME.
2) A team that has players that make plays when its needed the most even after a **** *** performance, GIBSON, MATHEWS, and that O LINE giving Miami time on the key drive CAME THROUGH like play makers do.

THIS was a GREAT BS WIN that every good team pulls off because every win counts and on top of that you build confidence knowing you won a game playing like crap. Just look at NE with their previous 2 performances. 2 BS wins but yet 3-0 and felt good today vs the pathetic Bucs.

GO MIAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CitizenSnips · Sep 22, 2013

booo this thread.

lot of your points are BS. players being hurt is not a negative. Rookies not playing doesn't make them useless, just makes them rookies. also a rookie caught the game winner, nothing said about it. Sherman's playcalling also won the game. stop this BS

Bpk · Sep 22, 2013

It would be funny to watch you complain about a hot chick as you had sex with her.

Rocky Raccoon · Sep 22, 2013

We beat a Super Bowl contender on the final drive orchestrated by our franchise QB who is making people take notice that he is the real deal. Yes, there are problems but those problems can go **** themselves for now.

THREE AND OH!!!

Phinfanjt · Sep 22, 2013

Great post.... .Or... not. Won't miss them when you're gone

unifiedtheory · Sep 22, 2013

Beating a legitimate Super Bowl contender, when you are banged up on defense and the win comes after the type of drive from your young quarterback that leads to bigger and better things is never "pathetic".

Was it perfect? Not even close. Calling it pathetic is idiotic.

Shamboubou · Sep 22, 2013

Best way to sum it up...... WE WIN!!!!!

JimToss · Sep 22, 2013

FanMarino · Sep 22, 2013

You do realise we won, yes?

MonstBlitz · Sep 22, 2013

There were some BIG problems in this game that cannot be ignored. But they won. It's exciting that so many bad things can happen in a game and this team can still pull it out in the end. Says a lot about our QB.

Two Tacos · Sep 22, 2013

Yes, no production by any rookies, if only a rookie TE had caught a TD today. We might have won!

Lt Dan · Sep 22, 2013

ET7 said:

TOP 15 key points:

1) Jordan clearly isn't 100% (looks 60% to me) and wont be this year from the looks of it.
2) Our constant use of Vernon at RE and Carroll at CB even when Jordan at 60% has made more plays in probably 30 snaps total compared to Vernon as an every down player. Big plays by JOrdan that Vernon hasn't made, 1 sack, 1 potential sack on Luck, 2 goal line stops one being today that saved a TD at the 1 yard line, 2 massive hurries on the QB one being today forcing the INT to Wilson. JUST PLAY THE MAN !
3) Taylor being useless.
4) Davis being useless.
5) Thomas OLinemen being useless.
6) Soliai significantly missed.
7) PREDICTABLE offense. Pass, RUN, Pass on 3rd and 8 or RUN for 1 yard then run a gimmick pass play then pass on 3rd and 8th again
8) ZERO Deep balls to Wallace 2 games in a row even just for the purpose of keeping the Defense back some.
9) Defenses inability to wrap ANYONE up excluding Starks.
10) Some of the plays we run looks like damn pee wee football. For example all this happened on one play; fake option sweep run to Miller, fake screen pass to Wallace followed by a fake tuck and run by the QB then finally making a pass to a falling Gibson. WTF else you want Tannehill to do in that 3 seconds? Make me some damn coffee? Especially when he tears up defenses running the spread with 4-5 WR sets, as he is a rhythm QB not a toy like RG3.
11) Carrolls consistency in tackling and effort is PATHETIC at times.
12) Where has R Jones been?
13) Does Tannehill realize a TE/RB in the flat wide open is STILL good for at least 5-8 yards?! How many times did he not pass to the open man in the flat? Noticed this last week but didn't criticize him but this game alone he missed it at least 4 times. Clay, Miller, and Hartline, especially Hartline in the left flat with about 10 yards of open field.
14) Boy do we miss Bush's receiving skills (Paging Miller, got hands to add to that arsenal of yours?)
15) Shermans play calling and our inability to have a single damn rookie produce were BIG blows today, in example missing Taylor/Davis and Jordan.

And they wonder why fans don't show up. We FINALLY have 70,xxx in paid attendance and yet we played like crap with a pathetic game plan.

BUT here comes the big BUT!

Teams need 2 things to win SB or make playoff runs.

1) A QB that is clutch and can come through when needed, Tannehill CAME THROUGH BIG TIME.
2) A team that has players that make plays when its needed the most even after a **** *** performance, GIBSON, MATHEWS, and that O LINE giving Miami time on the key drive CAME THROUGH like play makers do.

THIS was a GREAT BS WIN that every good team pulls off because every win counts and on top of that you build confidence knowing you won a game playing like crap. Just look at NE with their previous 2 performances. 2 BS wins but yet 3-0 and felt good today vs the pathetic Bucs.

GO MIAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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meh at this thread

Destroyer · Sep 22, 2013

This guy is a troll.

invid · Sep 22, 2013

Pretty sure Dion Jordan was pressuring Matt Ryan when he threw that Wilson pick.

anlgp · Sep 22, 2013

Damn those wins! They suck!

ET7 · Sep 22, 2013

Wait, so did anyone read the last 2 points at the end?

So because we won the 15 points I made did NOT actually happen then?

Sheesh, relax people I said we pulled off a win that good teams pull off. Basically in plain english, meaning we are a good team adn pulled it off playing like ****. Lol you guys are weird.

jupiterfin · Sep 22, 2013

How long would your rant have been if the Dolphins had lost?

xphinfanx · Sep 22, 2013

Thoughts on this thread.

FanMarino · Sep 22, 2013

MonstBlitz said:

There were some BIG problems in this game that cannot be ignored. But they won. It's exciting that so many bad things can happen in a game and this team can still pull it out in the end. Says a lot about our QB.
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You are correct but Im sure the Falcons fans are saying the same thing and guess what...they lost.

Not So Fast · Sep 22, 2013

Summing ET7: Pathetic.

djphinfan · Sep 22, 2013

Lol

VanDolPhan · Sep 22, 2013

ET7 said:

Wait, so did anyone read the last 2 points at the end?

So because we won the 15 points I made did NOT actually happen then?

Sheesh, relax people I said we pulled off a win that good teams pull off. Basically in plain english, meaning we are a good team adn pulled it off playing like ****. Lol you guys are weird.
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No weird is posting a douche thread after a 3-0 start nitpicking on stuff 15 minutes after a win.

UCF FINatic · Sep 22, 2013

Bpk said:

It would be funny to watch you complain about a hot chick as you had sex with her.
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"yea she was hot... but it would have been better if she was breathing."

Ohio Fanatic · Sep 22, 2013

ET7 said:

Wait, so did anyone read the last 2 points at the end?

So because we won the 15 points I made did NOT actually happen then?

Sheesh, relax people I said we pulled off a win that good teams pull off. Basically in plain english, meaning we are a good team adn pulled it off playing like ****. Lol you guys are weird.
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outside of Seattle right now, every team can list several points on why their team can't make a superbowl run.
we played a really good team today, how about you try giving them some credit?
dwelling only on the negative leaves you feeling crappy all the time. relax the sphincter and enjoy the damn good win.

Clark Kent · Sep 22, 2013

There's plenty of criticism to hand out after this game. Lot's of issues. Still, a win is a win and it feels good. Hopefully, we can fix our issues as we go into next week.That said, we made some good 2nd half adjustments.

vt_dolfan · Sep 22, 2013

ET7 said:

TOP 15 key points:

1) Jordan clearly isn't 100% (looks 60% to me) and wont be this year from the looks of it.
2) Our constant use of Vernon at RE and Carroll at CB even when Jordan at 60% has made more plays in probably 30 snaps total compared to Vernon as an every down player. Big plays by JOrdan that Vernon hasn't made, 1 sack, 1 potential sack on Luck, 2 goal line stops one being today that saved a TD at the 1 yard line, 2 massive hurries on the QB one being today forcing the INT to Wilson. JUST PLAY THE MAN !
3) Taylor being useless.
4) Davis being useless.
5) Thomas OLinemen being useless.
6) Soliai significantly missed.
7) PREDICTABLE offense. Pass, RUN, Pass on 3rd and 8 or RUN for 1 yard then run a gimmick pass play then pass on 3rd and 8th again
8) ZERO Deep balls to Wallace 2 games in a row even just for the purpose of keeping the Defense back some.
9) Defenses inability to wrap ANYONE up excluding Starks.
10) Some of the plays we run looks like damn pee wee football. For example all this happened on one play; fake option sweep run to Miller, fake screen pass to Wallace followed by a fake tuck and run by the QB then finally making a pass to a falling Gibson. WTF else you want Tannehill to do in that 3 seconds? Make me some damn coffee? Especially when he tears up defenses running the spread with 4-5 WR sets, as he is a rhythm QB not a toy like RG3.
11) Carrolls consistency in tackling and effort is PATHETIC at times.
12) Where has R Jones been?
13) Does Tannehill realize a TE/RB in the flat wide open is STILL good for at least 5-8 yards?! How many times did he not pass to the open man in the flat? Noticed this last week but didn't criticize him but this game alone he missed it at least 4 times. Clay, Miller, and Hartline, especially Hartline in the left flat with about 10 yards of open field.
14) Boy do we miss Bush's receiving skills (Paging Miller, got hands to add to that arsenal of yours?)
15) Shermans play calling and our inability to have a single damn rookie produce were BIG blows today, in example missing Taylor/Davis and Jordan.

And they wonder why fans don't show up. We FINALLY have 70,xxx in paid attendance and yet we played like crap with a pathetic game plan.

BUT here comes the big BUT!

Teams need 2 things to win SB or make playoff runs.

1) A QB that is clutch and can come through when needed, Tannehill CAME THROUGH BIG TIME.
2) A team that has players that make plays when its needed the most even after a **** *** performance, GIBSON, MATHEWS, and that O LINE giving Miami time on the key drive CAME THROUGH like play makers do.

THIS was a GREAT BS WIN that every good team pulls off because every win counts and on top of that you build confidence knowing you won a game playing like crap. Just look at NE with their previous 2 performances. 2 BS wins but yet 3-0 and felt good today vs the pathetic Bucs.

GO MIAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow...you my friend have single handidly cornered the worst post of the decade.

JonnyRadioPhin · Sep 22, 2013

Bpk said:

It would be funny to watch you complain about a hot chick as you had sex with her.
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Close the thread! GOLD Lol

TooGoodForDez · Sep 22, 2013

Pathetic or not, Phins are in legit contention for a playoffs bye. 13-3, 12-4.

Conuficus · Sep 22, 2013

Bpk said:

It would be funny to watch you complain about a hot chick as you had sex with her.
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It'd be funny if he was having sex with a hot chick, let alone being to complain about it. Baby steps.

CaribPhin · Sep 22, 2013

Straight to the rants section this should go.

EDIT: Preferably deleted altogether.

FanMarino · Sep 22, 2013

ET7 said:

TOP 15 key points:

1) Jordan clearly isn't 100% (looks 60% to me) and wont be this year from the looks of it.
2) Our constant use of Vernon at RE and Carroll at CB even when Jordan at 60% has made more plays in probably 30 snaps total compared to Vernon as an every down player. Big plays by JOrdan that Vernon hasn't made, 1 sack, 1 potential sack on Luck, 2 goal line stops one being today that saved a TD at the 1 yard line, 2 massive hurries on the QB one being today forcing the INT to Wilson. JUST PLAY THE MAN !
3) Taylor being useless.
4) Davis being useless.
5) Thomas OLinemen being useless.
6) Soliai significantly missed.
7) PREDICTABLE offense. Pass, RUN, Pass on 3rd and 8 or RUN for 1 yard then run a gimmick pass play then pass on 3rd and 8th again
8) ZERO Deep balls to Wallace 2 games in a row even just for the purpose of keeping the Defense back some.
9) Defenses inability to wrap ANYONE up excluding Starks.
10) Some of the plays we run looks like damn pee wee football. For example all this happened on one play; fake option sweep run to Miller, fake screen pass to Wallace followed by a fake tuck and run by the QB then finally making a pass to a falling Gibson. WTF else you want Tannehill to do in that 3 seconds? Make me some damn coffee? Especially when he tears up defenses running the spread with 4-5 WR sets, as he is a rhythm QB not a toy like RG3.
11) Carrolls consistency in tackling and effort is PATHETIC at times.
12) Where has R Jones been?
13) Does Tannehill realize a TE/RB in the flat wide open is STILL good for at least 5-8 yards?! How many times did he not pass to the open man in the flat? Noticed this last week but didn't criticize him but this game alone he missed it at least 4 times. Clay, Miller, and Hartline, especially Hartline in the left flat with about 10 yards of open field.
14) Boy do we miss Bush's receiving skills (Paging Miller, got hands to add to that arsenal of yours?)
15) Shermans play calling and our inability to have a single damn rookie produce were BIG blows today, in example missing Taylor/Davis and Jordan.

And they wonder why fans don't show up. We FINALLY have 70,xxx in paid attendance and yet we played like crap with a pathetic game plan.

BUT here comes the big BUT!

Teams need 2 things to win SB or make playoff runs.

1) A QB that is clutch and can come through when needed, Tannehill CAME THROUGH BIG TIME.
2) A team that has players that make plays when its needed the most even after a **** *** performance, GIBSON, MATHEWS, and that O LINE giving Miami time on the key drive CAME THROUGH like play makers do.

THIS was a GREAT BS WIN that every good team pulls off because every win counts and on top of that you build confidence knowing you won a game playing like crap. Just look at NE with their previous 2 performances. 2 BS wins but yet 3-0 and felt good today vs the pathetic Bucs.

GO MIAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Only read your last line. GO MIAMI!!!!!!!!!! Well said.

CitizenSnips · Sep 22, 2013

TooGoodForDez said:

Pathetic or not, Phins are in legit contention for a playoffs bye. 13-3, 12-4.
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*blinks*....*rubs eyes*....*blinks again*....

FanMarino · Sep 22, 2013

ET7 said:

Wait, so did anyone read the last 2 points at the end?

So because we won the 15 points I made did NOT actually happen then?

Sheesh, relax people I said we pulled off a win that good teams pull off. Basically in plain english, meaning we are a good team adn pulled it off playing like ****. Lol you guys are weird.
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I think you got the 'weird' market cornered and in the bag. I'm actually thinking you edited your post to put those last 2 points in going by the negative vibes.

Dol-Fan Dupree · Sep 22, 2013

Pathetic?
I watched the Giants effort against the Panthers.
That was pathetic.

TooGoodForDez · Sep 22, 2013

CitizenSnips said:

*blinks*....*rubs eyes*....*blinks again*....
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I figure we'll go 6-0 against the division.
Out of division we are already 3-0. If we go even, 4-3, 3-4 the rest of the way, that is 13-3. 12-4 record. Playoffs Bye.

Kud_II · Sep 22, 2013

Bpk said:

It would be funny to watch you complain about a hot chick as you had sex with her.
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Lmao.

Seriously whats up with this thread. Dolphins are 3-0. We just beat a superbowl contender.

VanDolPhan · Sep 22, 2013

resnor · Sep 22, 2013

I wish I could fist bump that picture about 1,000 times.

VanDolPhan · Sep 22, 2013

resnor said:

I wish I could fist bump that picture about 1,000 times.
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I kinda hope that place does exist!

Eop05 · Sep 22, 2013

MonstBlitz said:

There were some BIG problems in this game that cannot be ignored. But they won. It's exciting that so many bad things can happen in a game and this team can still pull it out in the end. Says a lot about our QB.
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So much of this. We had no business winning this game and did. Can't remember the last time that happened.

Teams with good QBs win these games. ATL is such a polished team, and people will talk about their injuries, but we were banged up hard today. 4 starters on D were out(including Wake here because he was basicaclly out all game). I won't hit the D too hard for their lackluster performance

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