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Samphin Presents...Predictably Drunk: Week Four @ New Orleans

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Samphin, Sep 25, 2013.

  1. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Our boys in Aqua are undefeated and on the road (again) for a Monday night matchup against the, also undefeated, New Orleans Saints. Now, last week, due to some weird California earthquake or something, the liquid from my drink, somehow fell out of my mouth, causing me to think I had puked and inaccurately predict a loss. Sorry about those technical difficulties. :pity:

    But this week is a new week. Watch and see if we remain undefeated, or if The Big Easy is anything but. Plus...boobs!

    [video=youtube;SqpJODNPepA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqpJODNPepA[/video]
     
  2. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Sammie sammie sammie..just :no:

    Think rum is not your friend Sammie.

    Funny thing is, all the Cajuns I've met..straight Whiskey drinkers.
     
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  3. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Stop using rum, you beetch. You can't handle rum, clearly.

    You could probably eat a ****ing caterpillar soaked in mezcal with a gin chaser, but rum is no bueno for you.

    I hope we win despite your gut. I mean stomach.

    p.s. I will treat you nicer when you predict a win. Go work on your dancing.

    Also, thank you.
     
  4. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box


    That's what I said. No rum.

    Also, Sam seems to be cultivating a Lennie from Motorhead mustahce jaw thing:
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  5. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Hmm..not to sure about that Brother, Sammie is working on a BCup not sure Lemmy can say that..of course he snorted a small village in Colombia regularly, but still.
     
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  6. 54Fins

    54Fins "In Gase we trust"

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    over there
    :lol:


    Luv it. You sure there wasn't gas in that incantation concoction?

    Fins win by 35... hehe
     
  7. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    If the Fins win by 35 we will become Superbowl favorites.
     
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  8. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    Only if you are planning on having sex with him.
     
  9. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    I thought it was gay for him to say having sex with Sam is on his bucket list, but not necessarily gay to get drunk with Sam and have sex 'just happen' without having said it would.
     
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  10. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Every time I flash, a dude wants to drink with me.

    Every. Time.
     
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  11. Den54

    Den54 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    AMERICA!
    Damn it! Stop smelling it right before you drink it!
     
  12. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Classic Sazerac: for a Fuzzy Face, drop the sugar cube for a dash of Peach Schnapps

    INGREDIENTS
    1 sugar cube
    1 1/2 ounces rye or American whiskey
    2 dashes of Peychaud’s Bitters
    Dash of angostura bitters
    Dash of absinthe (can substitute Herbsaint, Pernod, or Ricard)
    Twist of lemon peel
    INSTRUCTIONS
    Fill an Old Fashioned glass with ice. Put the sugar cube in a second Old Fashioned glass with just enough water to moisten it; then crush the cube.
    Add the rye, the two bitters, and a few cubes of ice, and stir. Discard the ice from the first glass, and pour in the absinthe.
    Turn the glass to coat the sides with the absinthe; then pour out the excess. Strain the rye mixture into the absinthe-coated glass. Twist and squeeze a lemon peel over the glass. Rub the rim of the glass with the peel, discarding it when finished.

    Plus: Nice ****, man!
     
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  13. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    DUDE....WTF.....and nooooo it cant be just ANYYYYYY RUM. NOPE. Its gotsta be 151 Rumareyououtofyour****inmind?

    Seriously....I dont know why...but I freakin laughed myASSSSSSSSSSSSS off when you gagged on that.....fell out of my chair kind of laughing.

    Fist Bumps......EPIC!
     
  14. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    yes. Wait... I've gotten drunk with Sam...

    Sent from my SPH-L720 using Tapatalk 4
     
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  15. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    So we shouldn't make a .gif of you showing us your bewbs?
     
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  16. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Yeah don't do that, and you're better off exhaling before imbibing or the air in you will push the drink back out..inhale as you shoot it..don't ask me how I know this...:shifty:
     
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  17. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    End of the season, we could have an EPIC Sammie thread of those from each week.

    Sammie Dance/Bird Outfit/Bewbs so far
     
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  18. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    [​IMG]
     
  19. Dolfan984

    Dolfan984 Underrated Free Agent

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    Damnit.
     
  20. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    See...

    Heres where Im beginning to wonder. So far...none has come out his nose. I think we are still in the gray area of win or loss if it doesnt come out his nose.
     
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  21. VanDolPhan

    VanDolPhan Club member Club Member

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    ESPN and CBS apparently can't hold their rum either.

    Entire panels at both have picked the Saints.
     
  22. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    so it is........
     
  23. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    What if it is spontaneous?
     
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  24. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    then aqua4ever will make a thread about it.
     
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  25. BayAreaFinFan

    BayAreaFinFan D'oh Club Member

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    Another earthquake eh? :shifty:
     
  26. TiP54

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    That got ugly quick...Unlike last weeks video, i don't think i can save this one and take all the credit for it :shifty:
    Were ****ed.
     
  27. TiP54

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    Oh, I know. The background music, it was New Orleans themed. Sooooo therefore New Orleans loses?

    No? Damn, well I tried.
     
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  28. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    hahaha at the shaking of your head before you even took it......hahahaha
     
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  29. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    The lad lacked the proper frame of mind to do what he had to do...:lol:
     
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  30. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    If we win again... what does it all mean? What. Does. It. All. Mean.
     
  31. Den54

    Den54 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    AMERICA!
    I wish we could have a guest appearance from this forum each week to drink what Samphin makes.
    I volunteer my services for any week this this season. Just someone comp my airfare.:shifty:
     
  32. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I had offers from a couple of local members to be guests. Also, I am working on getting a former NFL player to do a guest appearance. His schedule is hectic right now, but he is interested. Working on dates for October.
     
  33. 72 Dolphins

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    Sam goes to 2-2 .
     
  34. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    My stomach demands an apology
     

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