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*****This IS the Week 4 official Gameday Thread*****

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by SICK, Sep 30, 2013.

  1. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    [video=youtube;v4EFddbHkRo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4EFddbHkRo[/video]​

    What TIME IS IT ?!?!?!?!


    What ****ing time IS IT ?!!!!!!!!!????!?!?

    Its Prime time! Its Monday Night! Its OUR Miami Dolphins against one of the premier teams in the league!

    These aren't your daddies "Aints".....this is a machine ran by a birthmark the size of Kentucky.....this is a team that will literally pay me to punch someone in the face.........This is a team...........oh **** this. This is sounding too nice.


    *Loosens belt*

    Here we are again.....thank god we only play these tools every 4 years, I am so ****ing sick of them still talking about us passing on Drew Brees for Culpepper.....Nick Saban passed on the shoulder for the knee.....yadda yadda yadda

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    Seriously its ****ing 2013....who gives a ****! We know the dog crap in paper bags we've had behind center.....but that's OVER NOW.

    You understand Brees?! That's.....OVER NOW....

    Go write a book and tell everyone about it when you retire, for now you need to worry about our ****ing speed rush.

    We beat Matty ICE without Wake last week, you see that?! I know you watched tape, I know you hated what you saw....

    This aint your Jay Fiedler Dolphins, *****!

    You know how fast Mike Wallace is?! Yeah well he runs as fast as a Pontiac GTO on turf.....guess what type of field we are playing on tonight?! DING DING DING

    Jimmy Graham? Looks like an albino, ginger black guy.

    John Vilma? Looks like a horse.

    Sean Payton? He wears a ****ing visor indoors.....matches beautifully with his black socks and sandals as well.

    Darren Sproles!!! haha you think we're scared of a guy who isnt tall enough to ride Space Mountain?! PLEASE! Dannell Ellerbes pubes are taller than him, and that's when their trimmed for sleekness!

    You think we're scared of Robert Meachum? His name sounds like a Fiber drink you take when you're constipated!

    You guys think because those loud, crawfish eating flood survivors can make a indoor rape facility echo, that you have some kind of super human homefield advantage?! You act like you're 600-0 lifetime in that ****-hole of a dome. Archie Manning wishes.

    We are coming to **** tonight, and no we didn't bring lube.....lube doesn't exist in Miami. South Beach has trash cans cleaner than New Orleans.

    Ever hear of Scarface? Filmed in Miami.

    Dan Marino? Miami.

    Cocaine? Miami.

    Only NFL undefeated team? Miami.

    Drew Brees hot wife after hes left a crying ladyman tonight? Miami. With Cam Wake.

    #91 will be releasing the Kraken so much on your wife Brees, shes going to need all the TIDE you were given for being their spokesman!

    Prediction time:

    Rashad Jones has a sack and a pick.

    Koa misi will play and will destroy Graham over the middle, causing a flag but turning up the defensive momentum.

    And all you dolfans talking about a loss? You see the Saints barely beat the falcons and the Bucs?!?!? Gimme a ****ing break, the Cardinals are hot garbage. Miami Wins.

    31 Miami

    24 Saints


    Go **** a saxophone Brees! We got our QB now....you midget!

    Post game song on the plane flights home:

    [video=youtube;Kw_Lf-JhdSU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw_Lf-JhdSU[/video]

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  2. GMJohnson

    GMJohnson New Member

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    Bout damn time


    Now Give it to me AGAIN!!!!
     
  3. anlgp

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    :lol: @ fast as a Pontiac GTO on turf. Marino was made in Pittsburgh (who also suck this year who we play down the road :knucks:)
     
  4. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    **** yeaaaaahhhh!!!!
     
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  5. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    Hope this works out tonight.
     
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  6. Bpk

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    This is the gift Sick has!!! He even cures impotence in Maynard!
     
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  7. phinnhedd

    phinnhedd Reality.

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    Dolphins win. 34-6 **** the haters #yolo #nofilter #hashtagginonyomomma #dolphinamped #phinsup #swag

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  8. RoninFin4

    RoninFin4 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    3:45 - 3:47pm, Monday, September 30th. Two minutes I'll never get back. Nor do I want them back. :shifty:

    It's nice to be on Monday Night Football again!
     
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  9. SICK

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    You had sex? :couch: :shifty:
     
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  10. Bpk

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    Two minutes and two fingers.
     
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  11. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Damn I want this game bad. If we can be 4-0 going in to the Baltimore game with a chance to put the defending champs to 2-3 next week....Yeah Id be cool with that. I dont care its by 1 or by 20 just get it done.
     
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  12. SICK

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    I AM ****ING AMPED!!!!!!!!!1 DONT **** WITH ME RIGHT NOW! I MAY GET FIRED FROM WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kICK OFF IN 4 HOURS AND 30 MINUTES! **** CHRIS BERMAN!

    I am getting drunk, and eating chicken wings and fried pickles! Drew Brees better have those huge earmuffs on his son again cause he will be hearing me in New Orleans calling his dad a sackless turdburglar !
     
  13. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    I'm coming down with a cold but it ain't gonna stop me from cheering my *** off tonight. Feels amazing to be back on MNF and even more amazing to be 3-0. It's going to be an electric atmosphere in the Superdome, it always is. I want it no other way than to go into a hostile environment in front of the world and show EVERYBODY what we're capable of.

    LET'S GO DOLPHINS!!!!!
     
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  14. RoninFin4

    RoninFin4 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    It takes me less than two minutes to finish two fingers...of Jack Daniels. :shifty:
     
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  15. Bpk

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    Win or Lose we are RELEVANT again.

    We get to ghead into a BIG game EXCITED!

    I have SO missed this ****ing feeling!!!

    WOOOOO!!!

    I don't give a **** if I get disappointed... this is worth it! Because we may win, and we have a coach and a team that's capable of pulling it off!
     
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  16. Bpk

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    Don't want it... just go get it.

    I bet this team is so hungry, and excited to have this fun, amazing opportunity. So exciting!!! PRIMETIME BABY!
     
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  17. SICK

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    Guys the saints barely beat Atlanta on a last second defensive stop, the crap bucs and the hapless Cardinals....they are NOT invincible !!!
     
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  18. djphinfan

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    I need to start drinking heavily..
     
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  19. Bpk

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    The morning-after scene must be disgusting.
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  20. phinnhedd

    phinnhedd Reality.

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    Must not've been with this chick

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  21. Bpk

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    Ah ****!!!! I forgot to make the ceviche!!!! *@*@!*@

    Next week! :)

    Whacha drinking, bro? Don;t have whatever Samphin had.
     
  22. Bpk

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    You selfish *****, if you have any sense you'll make sure you please her all night and keep her coming back.
     
  23. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I am drinking Apple Pie Moonshine and vodka.....may be calling out tomorrow.....eating fried pickles and chicken wings from hooters!
     
  24. RoninFin4

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  25. Bpk

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    Vegas Line

    2:3 Sick pukes before kickoff.

    5:7 He resumes drinking and eating.
     
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  26. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    when you make that, make sure you make the Guac too, I'll give you my recipe next week.
     
  27. SICK

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    I wont puke before kickoff, work ends at 6 then gym, Ill start drinking when Sturgis is kicking off into the 4th row of inbred saint fans....
     
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  28. Bpk

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    HA! Love that show. So does Philbin.

    Wonder if he likes George the best? Someone should ask Philbin his favorite Seinfeld character.
     
  29. jpep13

    jpep13 Coach Of The Year Club Member

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    I'm ready. Got the BBQ ribs and Bluemoon beer.
    Can't get too buzzed as I am getting
    Minor sinus surgery early am Tom.
     
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  30. Bpk

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    Damn, that'll be good together.
     
  31. Jt0323

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    I really hope I don't have to ban sick this week
     
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  32. Bpk

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    You have the same avatar. It would be like a self-hate crime.
     
  33. phinnhedd

    phinnhedd Reality.

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    Ouch. Hopefully a win will take some of the anticipated pain away.
     
  34. djphinfan

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    Ban sick JT...BAN ALL OF Us!!!!!
     
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  35. DrAstroZoom

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    I'm invading an assisted living facility to watch the game with my mom on a 70-inch screen.
     
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  36. Bpk

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    That could get crazy. Worse than the Superdome.

    I say you spike their rice pudding with something, like in Hangover.
     
  37. SICK

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    #Dedication
     
  38. chadisawesome

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    one of the view venues where people might literally sh*t their pants if the fins win!
     
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  39. phinnhedd

    phinnhedd Reality.

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    What's the over/under on ASOT coming in the thread and saying "Same ole' Dolphins"?
     
  40. Bpk

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    Don't know who you mean. Maybe I have him on ignore, or maybe he doesn't exist and you're imagining him.
     

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