**** it. This is the same **** every year, no?! No matter the coach, no matter the defense, no matter the QB, no matter the owner......we suck. We are a 7-9 forever. I swear to ****ing god Don Shula sucked the devils dick in the 1960s to give us the undefeated season and curse us for eternity. How else can you explain Marinos failures?! Imagine Tom Brady being as good as he is, but with 0 superbowls? Manning? It doesnt happen like that. But it did to us. Montana, Brady, Manning, Favre, Young all ****ing hang out and share beers and record setting season stories, with Marino....except Marino has no ring. **** me. And **** this. This team is cursed I swear to god. Our defense was laughable tonight. A few picks, and it covers up the **** that is our run defense, our pass rush, and our coverage. Hey Ireland, thanks for trading up for Dion Jordan....thats a win! Hey Ireland thanks for getting rid of those idiots Dansby and Burnett am I right?! Wheeler and Ellerbe are amazing......the next Zach Thomas and Lawernce Taylor......8 yard down the field tackles and no game changing plays.....we mine as well resign Channing Crowder, Donnie Spragan and save 20 million dollars. Hey IReland sweet offensive line. Sparano and Philbin made CAREERS being oline coaches, yet the oline is the ONLY thing we're known for sucking so much dick at. WTF is going on here?!?! If Ireland is our GM by Christmas I swear Ill punch a baby in the mouth. We waste a damn good game by Tannehill who had to throw every ****ing play because our running game had NO CHANCE with these mentally handicapped special olympic mvps blocking on the oline. Reggie Bush, Karlos Dansby and Kevin Burnette probably skype and take shots everytime the Dolphins make them laugh with incompetence. **** this team, **** me, and **** football. Thank god I live in Charlotte NC (for now) and can hear some positivity from a real franchise for a little bit on the radio. When I move back to ORlando in a few weeks Ill be begging for suicide until NBA playoffs start......seriously thank god for the HEAT. FML.
I got nothing in defense of these guys. Nothing. All they had to do was win a lousy game against a lousy team to keep the hounds off.
I bet when Glennon has sex tonight, he will think of the Miami Dolphins pretty defense of pressure to keep from coming too quick....itll keep him at ease....thats how ****ing pathetic we played tonight. We should've been destroying that tall, lanky cancer-looking *****......instead we kept him upright and quaint all night. How thoughtful defense.....
I'd give you a tossed salad to have him back on our team....and I am a huge Miller fan. Although the line was putrid and the snap count really gives it away...(which is on coaching)
You're going to blame the D . Jimmy Wilson picks off the football and well you know. Great field position.
I'm convinced that no matter who puts on a Dolphins uni or whoever the coaches are on the sideline, it will still be the same team no matter what. Ugh.
Sure Jake was a mauler in the run game sometimes. You lose that leadership from Reggie Bush it hurts from a playmaker standpoint.
We waited 11 days to see this. I hope San Diego rapes our face....I can't even fathom living in Charlotte if/when the Panthers murder us. I hope SunTrust hires me in Orlando before that so I can move away....
That detonate button's looking pretty good about now isn't it? This coaching staff is contemptibly bad. On that basis alone, they should be fired regardless of what comes out of the Martin v. Incognito ordeal.
Yep the Lolphins are ****ing cursed. I couldn't believe it when nearly the entire ESPN crew picked Tampa, but now I admire them a little. The Dolphins don't deserve any freaking respect. This wasn't a 4-4 team vs a 0-8 team. This was a 1-4 team vs a 0-8 team. I think it's only going to get worse. Sadly part of me hopes it does so we can get the goon squad all fired. Too bad we can't fire Stephen Ross.
Meh, 4-5, SD game next week, that is a "must" win. Thought THill and Matthews were bright spots, thought Wheeler should punch himself. Do have to chuckle at folks who though Bush was a problem last yr, he was dodging guys in the backfield..as Miller is finding out the hard way. TBh. I'd be happy w/Garner replacing Jerry and Yeatman moving to LG, at this point anyone who defends our current offensive line is either an agent for one of the players, or a family member, those guys are just not good.
SD eats our lunch.... We pretty much are required to let someone go at this point, Ireland made it easy. and IMO the union is going straight after Ireland and hard
Padre31, this is what drives people maaaaaad, Rishard Matthews was not technically a bright spot. This game he was FORCED into due to injuries and he excelled against a team that made Riley Cooper look like Steve Largent, do you get he was the only person WHO COULD make catches tonight, cause we are so depleted on offense. This is maddening. So many posters are like Ireland, they overvalue "so-so" players who have a couple nice games in 16 game season. STOP IT. PLEASE. STOP IT. He is a #3 WR, we need to draft or trade for a #1 and #2 next season, LETS STOP with the ROSE COLORED GLASSES. ugh.
Seeing as this is the soap box forum, and rules are a bit different: **** that "#1 Wr bull****" It's a lie, demonstrably so, unless your Qb uses the Wr's well you can bring in Marshall or Wallace and guess what numbnuts..won't make any difference. Wr's go as far as the Qb takes them/
Just how ****ing bad is Dallas Thomas that he can't crack this line-up? I don't care that he's a rookie, I'm calling a bust on this one already. If you cannot start over this bag of ****e then there is no hope for you. This is a Shaun Murphy thing all over again.
