So I didn't check this thread for like a month. So yea.. lol I must admit she's better than I was expecting; assuming she's not related (a stretch). Decent face, nice cans, but that is a garbage bag ***.
Those long rambling ones where the time runs out and he has to call back to finish talking about his cats. Sent from my SPH-L710 using Tapatalk
This thread gets bumped and about a thousand people in the Philippines die. Thanks CiF, this is exactly why we cant have nice things.
I text this to my girl tonight. How ****ing hot is this?: I want you to tell me you want me thrusting deeper and deeper in you. I want to hear your sweet sexy voice moaning louder and louder, telling me I'm killin you. You cumming harder and harder than you ever did before, not thinking that was even possible, but not thinking at all. Just primal instincts taking over your entire being. Harder, faster, wetter, sweeter, deeper, longer, better; until your entire essence is uncontrollably letting loose of all inhibitions, and shaking and spasming in every direction, while your body lets loose of every ounce of *** that's been waiting to explode, no, "ERUPT" all over me and my Super ROCK HARD ****. Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and...
Oh lord, it's like I clicked on a link to my grand parents ****ing...what I've seen I cannot unsee. Vodka therapy is called for, and damn you CiF, you need to put a warning up or something..jeez
God. I hope the teacher doesn't take her phone in class and read out loud. Sent from my SPH-L710 using Tapatalk
That's possibly the most painful thing I've ever read. Not to mention what your uncle will do to you if he gets a hold of it.
Hope the teacher does... Had that happen to a girl I was dating in college. She used to have an obnoxious amount of keychains that she carried around. One said "Wine me, Dine me, 69 me." She knocked them off her desk one day as the instructor was walking by. He stooped and picked them up and read that out loud to the class and asked what it meant. She covered her head with her arms as the entire classroom erupted in laughter. The instructor, a French guy (go figure), had no idea what the expression meant. "Americans"...
I lost track of this thread a while ago. Someone give me a summary so I can decide whether or not I have sufficient masturbation material.
I doubt CiF's phone gives a phuey about the quality of person he is TBH. That'd be some serious technology right there. "I detect by this message that a sexual assault is 97.3% probable if delivered. The authorities have been notified. Kneel to the ground and place your hands behind your head."
You know in the movies, when they show a bar, and there's that 40-50 year old woman who is single (because her husband left her for an 18 year old) and she probably works at a car dealership, loves shucking oysters, cusses like a sailor and just wants to be on a pontoon boat every weekend with a coors light in a beer cozy that has a cliche saying about fishing or drinking on it? Yeah, that's the ashtray he's ****ing now.
Did your sister text you back yet? I'm thinking she will tell you there is now way you can beat daddy, but go ahead and try...
