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Poll! Humiliating the Jets AT Jets is better than the following.

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Vinny Fins, Dec 1, 2013.

Beating the Jets in Jersey is better than:

  1. Bad Sex

    40.9%
  2. ...Even Good Sex (but not great sex)

    30.3%
  3. the Greatest Sex!

    7.6%
  4. Your baseball team winning a world series

    16.7%
  5. The Night You first reached 1st base

    21.2%
  6. Your favorite Episode of your favorite TV show

    36.4%
  7. EVERYTHING

    36.4%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Vinny Fins

    Vinny Fins Feisty Brooklyn dolfan ️‍

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    Weigh in. Check all that apply.
     
  2. Destroyer

    Destroyer There for every play.

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    This is not a poll.
     
  3. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    That's what she said
     
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  4. Griese's Glasses

    Griese's Glasses Well-Known Member

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    Easily everything.
     
  5. siciliansith

    siciliansith Resident Deviant

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    Triple whammy fist pump for this
     
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  6. Vinny Fins

    Vinny Fins Feisty Brooklyn dolfan ️‍

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    By the way: Winning AT Jets (Especially in utter domination!) IS my favorite episode of my favorite TV show.
     
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  7. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I expect to beat bad teams so beating the Jets anywhere is only better then the best episode of my favorite TV show and bad sex.
     
  8. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    I love my Phins...but its still just a football game.

    Bad sex and Tv Show....
     
  9. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Not better than the greatest sex. Probably tied with decent sex.

    No such thing as bad sex IMO unless there are diseases involved or it gets you shot somehow :lol:

    Anyway chose all except the great sex.
     
  10. NJFINSFAN1

    NJFINSFAN1 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    I think we were just as bad as the Jets in the first half.

    I love beating up the Jets, but that game made me think that the Jets were real bad, not that we were real good.
     
  11. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    I disagree. We completely dominated them in the first half. Moved the ball up and down the field. Just couldn't finish. We also completely bullied them defensively.

    Then in the 2nd half we finally finished some drives.

    The Jets are bad, but we destroyed them. They're lucky it was only 23-3.
     
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  12. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Ahhhhhh the night I first reached 1st base. Remember it like it was yesterday. I was a wee lad and Boik's sister had just filled out her first bra and ditched the braces. I recall her clearly saying, "that's not how Matt does it", and it wasn't until 16 years later on ThePhins that I realized what she meant by it. Good times.
     
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  13. NJFINSFAN1

    NJFINSFAN1 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Good teams score points and don't do what we did in first half.

    Second half we played very well.

    A lot of it was play calling, but we should have won that game by 40, we need the killer instinct!
     
  14. DolfanTom

    DolfanTom Livin' and Dyin' w/ Ryan!

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    What is bad sex?
     
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  15. Griese's Glasses

    Griese's Glasses Well-Known Member

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    Even the Patriots, who most consider a "good" team start out most games slow. Versus us and Carolina they were piss poor all around until the 3rd.


    We had huge drives all first half. Bad teams don't get that many first downs.
     
  16. JShady

    JShady Miami Heat lover

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    I like sex better, so it's better than bad sex. Sex > Football, can't have the Dolphins blow you on any given night.
     
  17. canesz06

    canesz06 Well-Known Member

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    Well, its definitely better than getting gang raped in a prison shower.......I would assume.
     
  18. Griese's Glasses

    Griese's Glasses Well-Known Member

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    ^Thread is getting out of hand and fast.
     
  19. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    that thing Fin-O provides the ladies? :rimshot:
     
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  20. JShady

    JShady Miami Heat lover

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    Shots fired.
     
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  21. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Nah Fin-O never fires at the end. Just goes limp.
     
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  22. JShady

    JShady Miami Heat lover

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    More shots fired.
     
  23. RevRick

    RevRick Long Haired Leaping Gnome Club Member

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    At 64, there is no such thing as 'bad' sex - except 'no' sex.

    In fact, no football game is better than the first three items.!

    And for you young whippersnappers out there - Remember....

    It used to make him angry to make the thing behave,
    as it stood up in the morning and tried to watch him shave.
    But now that he is older, it's giving him the blues,
    just laying there every morning watching him tie his shoes.
     
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  24. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    What Todd's ex's think of when they sober up and recall him...
     
  25. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Rape?
     
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  26. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Fin-O's consensual sex is still worse.
     
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  27. JShady

    JShady Miami Heat lover

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    Who is Fin-O?
     
  28. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    the one who doesn't knock
     
  29. JShady

    JShady Miami Heat lover

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    Is he the loser of the forums or you all just messing with him?
     
  30. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    both? :shifty:

    j/k
     
  31. Vinny Fins

    Vinny Fins Feisty Brooklyn dolfan ️‍

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    This thread is amazing.

    I like this plan. I'm excited to be a part of it.
     
  32. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Well, Fin-O lives in Cleveland. He automatically loses. Always.
     
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  33. DolfanTom

    DolfanTom Livin' and Dyin' w/ Ryan!

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    That's a good point considering the QB of the team we play next Sunday!
     
  34. Kud_II

    Kud_II Realist Division

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    Sex is overrated. Maybe when I was a teenager I would have left those unchecked.

    Some things are better than beating the Jets in the meadowlands but not anything on that list.
     
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  35. Puka-head

    Puka-head My2nd Fav team:___vs Jets Club Member

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    I picked everything. But I have to add an exception for the birth of my children.

    As far as the whole sex thing...ive been married for 17 yrs now. Beating the jets is not only better then sex it happens more often too.
     
  36. Larryfinfan

    Larryfinfan 17-0...Priceless Club Member

    Call it a Dolphin's fans bane, but seeing the jests, Jills and/or Pasties get beat ANY time makes it a great day. Couple that with US beating one of them (particularly the jests - thank you jetsucks for the guidance) and you got the makings for a fantastic day...

    I say better than everything !!!
     
  37. Larryfinfan

    Larryfinfan 17-0...Priceless Club Member

    Careful Puka, many of resemble that remark, whether we want to really believe it or not....lol
     
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  38. GreysonWinfield

    GreysonWinfield Release The Hounds

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    Jerking off with a callous on your palm. No that I'm speaking from experience.
     
  39. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    You ever try jerking off with a hangnail? The absolute worst.
     
  40. Killer B's

    Killer B's Junior Member

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    An example of bad sex?
     
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