What happened to the leather wrapped ashtray from the 70's you were banging? Is this her daughter fresh out of rehab?
Seriously though people always say Kate Upton and Jennifer Lawrence are fat for whatever stupid reason.
I'm not really a dickpic dude. I know you're fishing, but sorry to disappoint you. ON another note though… this summer, in Vegas we got referred to a 'concierge' who hooked us up around town and the first thing I said to my friends when I saw the guy was… "Jeez, this dude has DEFINITELY sent duckpins to someone who didn't want them." Here is is…. https://twitter.com/MikeeDNYC Dude was so sketchy. Like Jersey Shore meets Vegas underbelly.
OT but Kate Upton is probably the most overrated woman on the planet the last few years, imo. Waste of great **** and a somewhat cute face.
Great body, great **** and cute face. what other criteria are you judging her on? conversation ability? math skills? To me, she wins bonus points for not being one of those nasty skinny toothpick models. I'd take her over Giselle B any day of the week.
No, because the woman in his profile pic was more than likely looking over his shoulder while he was typing that.
Actually, somewhat astoundingly my lady trusts me and I have (and still do) work really hard to earn that trust and deserve it. But your comment made me wonder something about your own situation, Pagan. When your lady looks over your shoulder from behind as you type these posts, do you know she's there because her ***** pokes your shoulder blades?
Hey, I'm not the one whipped enough to have my woman in my profile pic now, am I? Now stop derailing the thread. We're all here to make fun of CIF.
Is that the last thing they see before they black out? Sent from my Transformer TF101 using Tapatalk 4
Is that a runaway mustache hair falling into your lip? Also, diggin that gold chain muh, Kmart has all the best Jesus pieces.
Tell them dirty flip flop wearing, 20oz warm Mountain Dew drinking girls to shave that thing before you go diving down there face first.