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Thinking of punching Stitches in the eyeball...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Samphin, Jul 1, 2008.

  1. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    and need some help. I already have the fist and eyeball picked out. But I need help choosing which type of punch to hit him with. A hook? A jab? Uppercut perhaps?

    I can't believe he is forfeiting his bachelordom for a girl...that is so gay. :tantrum:

    :wink2:
     
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  2. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Aim lower.....that may at minimum delay the inevitable.
     
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  3. DOLPHAN1

    DOLPHAN1 Premium Member Luxury Box

    has he already turned over his MAN-card? i'd go with the jab. hitting lower if the card is gone will really accomplish nothing....:shifty:



    :lol:
     
  4. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Sam....sammmmm.....sam

    You need to get more sleep bro...or else less sleep.

    First Dookie dominates

    Then Lucky's night out

    Now this?

    What next Perpdogg?

    Oogling Opie?

    Eating Goat Cheeze while rowing your BOTE?
     
  5. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Say...I didn't think about Opie...thanks for the idea AZ! :hi5:
     
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  6. DOLPHAN1

    DOLPHAN1 Premium Member Luxury Box

    you want your own lounge? Lounge lounge. Club lounge. Luxury lounge....

    Samphins lounge....

    what do ya think?
     
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  7. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Hey! Stitches can just drop the S and T from his screen name and change it to a B when he ties the knot.
     
  8. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    overhand right
     
  9. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Id be tying a noose if I were him.
     
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  10. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    stitches and his wife on their wedding night

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    that guys junk is WAY bigger than Stitches.
     
  12. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    at least we know what he meant about being doughy.......
     
  13. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Why would he propose to someone with a mustache?
     
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  14. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    she's sicilian.
     
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  15. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    hawt
     
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  16. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    oh wait...she's also half mexican.








    how do you feel about stitched marrying our daughter?
    :pity:
     
  17. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    You must be looking at them upside down! :hi5:
     
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  18. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    she always did have a thing for blondes....
     
  19. PrepDogg

    PrepDogg Rock hard....Ride Free

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    I wanna punch unluckyluciano in the face
     
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  20. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Quoted for truth
     
  21. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Sounds like someone doesn't want to share... :shifty:
     
  22. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Samphin
    Join Date: Dec 2007
    Location: S.F. Bay Area
    :escape:
     
  23. NJFINSFAN1

    NJFINSFAN1 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Now this is a great thread!
     
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  24. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    and he's got a summer home on Fire Island back on the east coast!
     
  25. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    All we need is a boobs gif and this thread is off the chain!
     
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  26. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

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    I'm confused. Which one is stitches? The one on the right?
     
  27. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    So when are we gonna get some more "interviews"?
     
  28. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    The second one has been thrown out there. Just waiting on the recipient to respond on whether or not they would like to participate. :up:
     
  29. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I can't wait until some of you actually come to San Francisco and get your asses kicked by some of these queers out here. :lol: Nothing funnier than some tourist thinking he is a real man only to have his eyes dug out of his skull by the "queer's" nails and send him running away like a little *****.

    That's right, I am advocating violence against all of you. :tantrum:
     
  30. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Just wait until your daughter turns 18 so we can have the "Stitches had an affair with Greg's Daughter!" thread.
     
  31. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Of course silly, Stitches doesnt have a mustache, he barely has facial hair!!!:hi5:
     
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  32. Cuban Dave 9

    Cuban Dave 9 Lane Kiffin = A-Clown

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    How would they do "it"? They have nothing! Will they scissor?
     
  33. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Why do you think his name is STITCHES.....sad accident really, very sad! :cry:
     
  34. Cuban Dave 9

    Cuban Dave 9 Lane Kiffin = A-Clown

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    I thought it was because he took up knitting as a hobby
     
  35. NJFINSFAN1

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    Nah, she does not like Harry Potter!
     
  36. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Knitting is his passion....dont demean it by calling it a hobby!:hi5:

    Stitches made this outfit for himself, (the little handbag on the right is where he carries his "remains" shall I say)

    [​IMG]
     
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  37. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    What about me? Do I have a chance? Tell her I'll likely be living it up in Hollywood in five or six years. :wink2::tongue2:
     
  38. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    living it up == griddles selling himself on the streets of hollywood to eddie murphy and friends.
     
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  39. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Hollywood, FL? :wink2:
     
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  40. PMZQ

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    I can tell you why, but you probably don't want the details :lol:
     

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