LaCanfora: New GM, same old problems for Dolphins

Natalie Portman too, although sometimes she looks good and other times not as much. Brooke Burke also has to be considered for hottest Jew, although she is a little old now (40+ but still looks great).

 

That's fair.

 

Protman and Kunis another two excellent choices. And again, like sarah silverman, they both actually look Jewish!

Sitting though the pile of dreck that was Black Swan for that 30 second scene was totally worth it.

 

Ireland may have set this franchise back some years. Stephen Ross has nobody to blame but himself.

 

Well, it really depends on what you define as "looking Jewish". I mean, Bar Rafaeli is actually Hebrew, and she looks nothing like you'd think a conventional Jew looks like.

 

Philbin blaming Tannehill sounds about right. That way he can say Tannehill was Ireland's guy, and that he needs to pick his own. It's the same desperate **** Ireland pulled.

This is why you clean house instead of just sweeping **** under the rug. The good news is it sounds like Hickey and Philbin's fates are tied.

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Not sure I've ever heard the term "conventional Jew" before.

 

There's actually a pretty nice history of hot Jewish chick lesbo scenes:

Mila Kunis* and Natalie Portman* in Black Swan
Sarah Michelle Gellar* and Selma Blair* in Cruel Intentions
Scarlett Johansson* and Penelope Cruz in Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Winona Ryder* and Angelina Jolie in Girl, Interrupted
Gina Gershon* and Jennifer Tilly in Bound
Gina Gershon* and Elizabeth Berkley* in Showgirls
Mila Kunis* and Zoe Saldana in After Sex
Emmanuelle Chriqui* and Adrianne Palicki in Electro Luxx

 

Like I said in the other thread, if a healthy Tannehill gets benched for a SINGLE snap in favour of Matt Moore, I'm done.

Wake me when Joe ****ing Philbin is fired. He's a disaster area, it's just going to take some time for everyone to see it.

 

It's more on Ross though imo.

He's cultivated an environment where his employees are doing what they feel necessary to keep their jobs. If he wasn't so blind, it wouldn't matter.

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Agreed. He will never sell though so all we can hope for is he falls *** backward into success, or we all sit around and wait for him to die, like Raider fan.

 

but Tannehill was also sacked seven times for 46 yards.

I would say it was one of the worst showings ( or lack of) for an OL in history but hey the QB gets all the glory and all the blame right?

 

Esti Ginzburg and Bar Refaeli say hello

 

The juxtaposition of topics in this thread is bizarre but interesting....

 

If what LaCanfora is true about Philbin wanting to push for Moore (and I put emphasis on if, because at this point, LaCanfora's on PFT status with me), then I'll lose all faith in him.

 

Actually think Philbin is very smart to lose faith in Tannehill. The guy has shown some flashes but then there are games where he showed Henne like talent. If next year he bombs again you have to look for his replacement. Seriously you do.. We can't be waiting 5+ years to see if he's a franchise quarterback. Just about every quarterback from that class has made the playoffs at least once except for Tannehill and Weeden, and one of the quarterbacks won a ring already. Enough is enough, I don't want the next Sam Bradford, I want a legit franchise quarterback. All these new quarterbacks are already leading their teams to playoffs even the title games, I mean come on.. let's get to it already.

 

I know! Brock Osweile rwent to a freaking superbowl!

 

If Philbin thinks Moore is the answer, Philbin is not the answer.

 

SAMO sh-stuff.

 

What? The only way to cultivate that environment is if the employees feel like they could be fired at any minute and considering you guys want someone to get no more than 2 years to prove themselves, then that's precisely the environment you agree with.

 

Dumping Ireland was bigger for this organization than any FA signing or draft pick, he was a cancer it seems.

 

Wow, I totally disagree w/ you. He has not been awesome, but has been solid. Considering the line and rushing issues I have high hopes for the future.

 

It's baffling that people who had no control over that decision did not make that decision? The whole point we have a new GM is because it baffled Ross too why Ireland didn't do that.

Yeah, Davis and Smith have been missed, right. Also Clemons is a nice player, but I'm not going let 2013 make me forget the prior couple years.

The whole article takes a simply unreasonable view of the situation. You really can't take much from it, with the exception of worries about the offensive line and its reconstruction. The only problem that could rise is if Hickey and Philbin decide they want to reinvent the wheel all over again because the current roster was a forced construction of Ireland alone. Which in itself also explains why he is gone.

 

This is good.

I'm okay with this so long as it's guys like Grimes.

Soliai & Starks are serious concerns.

Despite Pouncey's talent, I would hesitate on giving him a large deal until we figure out what's going on with the Hernandez stuff (unless I missed an outcome there).

We need a line like nobodies business. I'm okay with this.

Need a RB.

I'm okay with this.

**** me.

This is really troubling. $30M should fix something, but with the holes on the roster and the drama backstage I'm fearful we may only see a slight increase in performance, or worse yet no increase despite spending money - here's looking at you, Wallace & Wheeler.

 

He also did fine in his one relief appearance in 2012 against the Jets. 96.6 passer rating and played most of the game.

 

Does he get any leeway considering year one he had nobody to throw at and year two we swapped that around so he had a target but nobody could run because we had a line like a sieve? All the other QBs from that draft have been put in better positions. Wilson, luck, rg3, foles. All in better situations. Wd could keep rolling the dice. That's proved very successful for us so far.

 

Scarlett Johansson is Ashkenazi Jewish on her mother's side. So, no. There are several others who are at least as hot as Alison Brie.
Natalie Portman. Mila Kunis. et al.

 

2nd tier??? You'd be tripping in your own slobber, if you had a chance to bed Sarah. She is my personal favorite, though I'm guessing most guys would prefer Mila or Natalie.

 

I think Alanis Morissette looks part Jew. She wasn't raised Jew, but her mom is from Hungary so she could be Ashkenazi I guess. I love Alanis.
I like Natalie a lot too, and would take her over Alison Brie.

 

I guess that would mean a Semitic Jew as opposed to an Ashkenazi Jew?

 

Elizabeth Berkley is another Jewish chick I'd take ahead of Alison Brie. She was so hot in Showgirls. especially when she literally stomped the sh!t out of that guy who raped her friend.

 

How dumb would we look (and be) as an organization if we drafted a guy #9 overall only to replace him with a backup.....that we already had on the roster....and saw play for a lot of games before we drafted said Qb.....I mean you can't make this stuff up. I like Moore but if he's starting for us the entire coaching staff and front office is on the way out. Like it or not for Philbin, its Tannehill or a new job.

 

I think I have a thing for Jews. You just named 3 of my top 4. Is Jessica Alba Jewish?

 

Could be talking Moore up for trade value.. There are a lot of teams in need of a QB..

 

Bar Rafaeli anyone? Hotter than anyone mentioned in here

 

Except this stuff was supposedly said in private with no notion that it would be made public right?

 

Doubt it. Her mother is of Danish and French Canadian descent and her father is Mex.

 

Are you kidding? Alison Brie is hotter than god.

 

God is hot?

 

No I'm not. I named several I'd take ahead of her. I don't expect we're all gonna have the same tastes.